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Due Date: 7/17/09

*UHHH OHHHH Teflon's Back This Week For His 4th Match In Battle League With a 3-0 Streak Momementun Behind Him Will He Be Able To Stop The Formidable LunGzZ Who's 2-0 IL Streak Was Stopped By A Viscous KO Delivered By Hazard?? Stay Tuned Battle Fans This Should Be The Hardest Match BL's Number 1 Ranked Teflon Has Had To Deal With In The Leaugue Thus Far.*

Checkity Check

CheKk

I'll drop mine then, then.

-- Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:29 am --

I can beat you with your style, dumb and bleak;
Caz all Teflon has is flow…Once a week…lawl

But why use yours when mine is so much more…Personal.

I’m fly, I roll in a sparkless chopper and your done dead when my targets on ya’!
Hits? He’s a charmless tosser! Caz this guy doesn’t throw directed punches like an armless boxer!

When I spawn, I bend reality to pieces! This dude Lon, I’ll send battered to the demons!
You talk like you’re a majesty thats dreamin! The way he averts names in his lines you’d think there was a confidentiality agreement!! WTF!!!

He’s gunna loose it very soon, it’s scary! Take shots at my crew, and my goons will parry,
Catch 12 anytime like noon is varied! This dirty bitch is doomed never to be groomed, like he refused to marry!!

In this battle, I’m the fairest Spartan, nerd! This dude likes wood, so he shares his carpenter,
Fans can’t bare his sharpest words, Caz this Lon/Lawn hasn’t developed a bit…like a carless gardeners!

Theres two things waiting for you, Pain n torture!
Caz when I’m instating horror,
Teflon couldn’t come within an inch of me like I filed a restraining order!!!

I’m psycho! I’ll shoot a man in his legs! I’ll leave you jammed in a space that’s crammed full of mace!
Body slam you to grace! How could Teflon cook up a dope verse when he’s busy lining the pan with the eggs*!

Get in my way and I jump ‘round the person! For this dweeb? I got the dug ground in work shifts!
To me? This chump bows and worships! With one kick, I’ll have Teflon reaching seven quicker then a touchdown conversion**!!! AHH!



*Teflon is what many pans are made of to keep things from sticking on it…Ask your moms.
**Tef has six losses.

Dude throws two personals and a few multies so ppl will read it and think the lines are dope, but forget how weak the rest of the punches were....

First off...

I'll body you over the net..Witness one of the worst endings..
Rescue choppers can look for you, and Google can power the search engines!!

You're weak dude, and a pussy, in this fued you'll hesitate...
Your verse took me off my feet, cause a bar that low makes any dude levitate!!
Yea I recycled that line but it's all good dude
Cause I can use every trash line I have and still catsweep you!!
We dont wanna hear your verses, I'll have to stop your preachin bitch
You can't leave nothin up to Lungz, cause he can't reach the shit!!
Regardless of skills girls reject you...You fail..Aims with flat chatter
No chance with Vic,Tory...Or anyone else with a female name for that matter!!
Your wack verses lacking traction, skills aint even a fraction
I'd sum up all of your verses..But end up just doing subtraction!!
I can dodge and counter your punches...They're missing me
You won't dodge the Counter I throw...Along with a Kitchen Sink!!
Who's going to fuck with my Rain (Reign)..You? You'll get stuck in the drain
Ill slit ya wrists over your fist....Leaving ya punches in vain!!


Done..


Clear up the filler and it's up to the mods what I should do I edited out the line wrote a crappy one in there, not sure what to do, can someone comment on this please?

Damn lol catsweep lungzz naw jk

idk what the mods will say about this one but I think teflon took it either way
More enjoyable to read.

Now I'm thinkin u have a notebook full of used lines though cuz the universal punches could have been for anyone before. Sheeeesh

cats

opener-teflon da google shit was cool
closer-teflon the last punch was dope
flow-tie both were smooth and choppy
personal-lungzz he had more but one was forced and kinda a played version of jay gunna's punch on teflon
punches-teflon
multis-lungzz
wordplay-lungzz
enjoyment-teflon's was funnier to read

lungzz-4
teflon-5
ok close ass battle even tho teflon recycled a bar at first he still came out on top with solid punches... man lungzz some of your stronger personal nameplay punches didn't connect plus the lawn one was a played version of jays a close battle but teflon took it by a lil bit

*Arvincible Clearify Your Vote*

*Moes Vote Stands*


1-0 Keep Voting!!

Yea since this is I guess all cleared up, can we get some votes this is hands down from what I think the best battle of the week read the verses and vote!!!!!!!!!!

opener-Lungs
closer-Lungs
flow-Teflon
personal-Lungs
punches-Teflon
multis-lungs
wordplay-Teflon
enjoyment-teflon
Overall-Teflon

vote/teflon
take it or leave it

2-0 what is going on with this league, is it still going on or what?

Tef Got
Punches
Wordplay
Multi's
Both Had Flow..
Lungz Verse Wus Forced...
Teflon Recycled or Whatever but i Was Feelin His Verse
That Google Shit Had Me Laughin a Little..

Vote - Tef.

Lungz I thought U Were Gonna Take It But You Word Fucked Urself
3-0 KO -Closed n Updated-