Day One
I use vernacular with visceral to show my individual
And vast veracity
Well I ain't got no mom and dad, ya see
So that ensues a vicious bit of VAT'd vagary
and I am ill 'cause I was born from veneral vag disease
Then I victoriously ventured a world with vim and vigor
Vexed 'cause I'm a vagrant vagabond viciously gettin' bigger
Veered my way back to the very beginning to make my vantage victor
And differ from others, so I had to be born again
School was hard work - I'm a valedictorian
My salary's sorta been a vision of vindication
Workin' hard in college so I can go and take a big vacation
Thinkin' the kid had made it, gettin' lifted and faded
Positive you couldn't posit how my picture is painted
Everything within my life was an insatiable victus
She made the wish to raise some kids with me the day before Christmas
And they were twins - I couldn't take it, so I made her a viduage
Couldn't call it what it is, when it's plain that it isn't
Couldn't call it what it is, when it's plain that it isn't
So that's my legacy, bow and call it an endin'
And I'll be chillin in heaven with Mao, Stalin and Lenin
I use vernacular with visceral to show my individual
And vast veracity
Well I ain't got no mom and dad, ya see
So that ensues a vicious bit of VAT'd vagary
and I am ill 'cause I was born from veneral vag disease
Then I victoriously ventured a world with vim and vigor
Vexed 'cause I'm a vagrant vagabond viciously gettin' bigger
Veered my way back to the very beginning to make my vantage victor
And differ from others, so I had to be born again
School was hard work - I'm a valedictorian
My salary's sorta been a vision of vindication
Workin' hard in college so I can go and take a big vacation
Thinkin' the kid had made it, gettin' lifted and faded
Positive you couldn't posit how my picture is painted
Everything within my life was an insatiable victus
She made the wish to raise some kids with me the day before Christmas
And they were twins - I couldn't take it, so I made her a viduage
Couldn't call it what it is, when it's plain that it isn't
Couldn't call it what it is, when it's plain that it isn't
So that's my legacy, bow and call it an endin'
And I'll be chillin in heaven with Mao, Stalin and Lenin