Corrupt a wish

[Dana Riot]

I'm not sure if you guys have played this game before on here??

The rules are quite simple, someone makes a wish like for example "I wish I had a Bugatti Veyron" and the next poster will corrupt it by saying something like "Granted, but you can never get it to start" or whatever will fuck it up lol, then they post a wish of their own.

So I'll start by saying I'm sick right now, and I wish I wasn't.

[FlipSide]

Granted. But U Remain infectious With HIV

Im Starving. Wish i Had A T-Bone Steak

[Kuhlerblynd]

Granted, but you have to eat the bone as well. (Coming out the other end probably wont be fun ahaha)


I wish a million dollars would land in my livingroom.

[- Mutual -]

You Have No Hole In Your Ceiling...It Would Hit The Roof And You Would Lose 1 Million In The Wind.......

I Wish I Could Really Wish.

[FlipSide]

Granted. But the weight of the money falling will give way and Ur living room will become a sink hole to an underground river and all ur money will float away.

Im Broke I Wish i Hit The Lottery

[Kuhlerblynd]

Mutual-granted but you can only look at it

Flip- granted but your record shows you are a felon when they do the background check and you are declared ineligible.


I wish I could fuck Megan Fox a few times

[LogiK]

Granted, but megans really a transvestite with a dick bigger than yours..

I wish I could meet the PERFECT girl, who has everything I'd LOVE. Perfect lips, body, skin, personality..

[Kuhlerblynd]

Granted, but it turns out to be the same Megan Fox that you sent to me


I wish world peace would happen... lmfao.

[2xS]

Granted, But Then George Bush Would Be Supreme Allied Commander.

I Wish I Had A New Computer

[Kuhlerblynd]

Granted. But the first second you get online, a virus makes it crash, then blow up and start a small fire wherever the hell you are.

Lol sry I really wanted world peace. Lmfao.


I wish this thread had never started.

[2xS]

Granted, But Now Boredom Shall Creep Upon You And Defecate All Over Your Keyboard.

I'm On An Air Force Base, Fire Response Would Handle The Comp Fire LOL

I Wish Murk Wasn't Gay

[Kuhlerblynd]

Granted. Then you find out you wasted your wish because he isnt gay.


I wish upon a star...

[2xS]

Granted, But That STar Is ACtually A Meterorite Headed Straight For Your Pinpointed Address!


I Wish I Knew HOw To Dance

[Kuhlerblynd]

Lmfao as soon as I put that I KNEW someone would say that. Lol.

Granted, but your life long partener is your mom.


I wish Plex was more friendly.

[2xS]

Granted, But Now He's Always Feeling On Your Leg


I Wish My Halo Companions Wouldn't Team Kill