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Grimm [vs] Pest (Text)


12 bars, 24 lines. Regular text battle match up. House rules apply.

Let's get it.

DUE BY SATURDAY, THE 16TH, AT MIDNIGHT.

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yuhhhppp.

I ain't talking "pregnancy" when I say I'm here to "test-a-bitch"
Blain may "not believe" it but I'll turn "PEST-A-MIST" (pessamist=pest to mist)

You're "Infected" but not "sick", "digested" but "not shit"
With a "watered down" flow that's only "hot" cause it's "piss".

Call me the Orkin man when I'm spraying..PEST-has-to-go
I'll "split" you like "shells" cause I'm "nuts"..PESTacchio..

Your stupidity "fuels" my desire to let techs go off
This game's got you "gassed" up like a Westco boss.

I'll make Mr. Gooding disappear like presto ya'll
I'll put Blain in a blender...that's PESTo sauce.

You act like the "heroine" of rap,that's "cracked out", you tard!! (heroine=female hero/drug/ cracked )
The only "dope tracks" you produce are the ones on your arms.

I'm "snacking" on this "cracker jack" then closing dude's "box"
I'll treat my twin heaters like "2 dads" and give you "2 pops"

Abdomen,windpipe..get stabbed again I win fights.
I'll smash you bitch like thin ice if you ever rap again..I mean CHRIST!

You're shittier then bed pans at nursing homes on prune day.
You're such a faggot on track,PEST,you even make the tune gay.

While you're "shucking and jiving" I'm kicking like "dancers"
You're a disease in my view,Blain,"PESTicular cancer" (a disease in my nut sack..LOL)

I'll beat this "Washington" native till he's covered in "Red Skin"
"Grim's" the "death" of him.I'll murk Pest with his own left limb!!!!!

This battle's just a walk in the park but A LOT less strain.
Do you understand it's all over or should I X-Blain? (explain)

Expos: real name, Blain Gooding,from Washington



tried to not use the same pest lines as everyone else...

fukk man... yo can i get till tomorrow?
if not no show me man... im sorry dogg i hadda do a show tonight
i aint tryna be about some bitch chit...

i can give you a 2-0 lead if you want?

alot of people are dropping today so i guess it's cool..it would only be one vote anyway as long as it's in by midnight tonight..I'll see what murk says since he organized it



I agree to give pest till wenesday..

Grimm win? his Lines Couldnt Be 'Hot' Shit if they were 'Stolen' and 'Weapons'/
Call Me an 'alcohlic', Look the Losses? I 'See-Grims-Seven'// (seagrams Seven)

This fags Style makes as much sense as a 'Blind Kid' With A 'Text'/
You a 'Deaf Kid' Having 'Phone Sex', the 'Poverty Stricken writting Chekks'//

My Flows Fresh N Clean, You 'old and dusty' Like You 'Spit Sand'/
'Grim Aint Killin' shit Now, Like the 'Reaper' just Got 'Shit Canned'//(drop The Scyth Bitch)

Fukked his mom, Made the bed Break, She gave me dome, i made her head shake/
Back to the subject... Collective Needsa Hit 'Jenny craig' and Drop Grimms 'Dead weight'//

This clowns a 'Hypocondriate', Faggots 'Lyin' bout his 'sickness'/
You aint Got Shit to brag about, Like a 'Poor kids Gifts at christmas'//

This dude couldnt 'K.O' a Bitch if he slipped Her roofies/
I'll Turn This 'Brother Grimm', You on some Girly Shit Like 'Sleepin Beauty'//

..... Fukk it theres 12...
Im sure it can hold up against His.
cant hit 24 at the moment.
and im already late...
If its a problem lemme know...

If not start the voting...

^^^ It's your battle lol. Let the voting commence. I will break this down shortly.

votes people...

GRIM

I ain't talking "pregnancy" when I say I'm here to "test-a-bitch"
Blain may "not believe" it but I'll turn "PEST-A-MIST" (pessamist=pest to mist)
nice nameplay/wordplay on pessimist, but as for a punch being ill turn pessimist, not so good.
You're "Infected" but not "sick", "digested" but "not shit"
With a "watered down" flow that's only "hot" cause it's "piss".
Verrry nnice, i liked the word execution.
Call me the Orkin man when I'm spraying..PEST-has-to-go
I'll "split" you like "shells" cause I'm "nuts"..PESTacchio..
drake punchline eh? almost, but im not a fan. the orkin things getting old.
Your stupidity "fuels" my desire to let techs go off
This game's got you "gassed" up like a Westco boss.
lol, solid man
I'll make Mr. Gooding disappear like presto ya'll
I'll put Blain in a blender...that's PESTo sauce.
yall and sauce arent working for me, lamest bar thus far.
You act like the "heroine" of rap,that's "cracked out", you tard!! (heroine=female hero/drug/ cracked )
The only "dope tracks" you produce are the ones on your arms.
lol at the wordplay, im pretty sure people can get this without the expo's.
I'm "snacking" on this "cracker jack" then closing dude's "box"
I'll treat my twin heaters like "2 dads" and give you "2 pops"
a little oddly worded, the beginning of the second line to be exact, had to re read a couple times. Other than that, pop pop
Abdomen,windpipe..get stabbed again I win fights.
I'll smash you bitch like thin ice if you ever rap again..I mean CHRIST!
eh, flow fell off here, and the word set up wasnt bad, just executed poorly.
You're shittier then bed pans at nursing homes on prune day.
You're such a faggot on track,PEST,you even make the tune gay.
Nice bar, but its mad open. ,insert name here, lol
While you're "shucking and jiving" I'm kicking like "dancers"
You're a disease in my view,Blain,"PESTicular cancer" (a disease in my nut sack..LOL)
lol, quite inventive here dr. grim
I'll beat this "Washington" native till he's covered in "Red Skin"
"Grim's" the "death" of him.I'll murk Pest with his own left limb!!!!!
LOL, i liked it, personal and grimy
This battle's just a walk in the park but A LOT less strain.
Do you understand it's all over or should I X-Blain? (explain)
Explains kind of a stretch, but itll do. Not a good closer to be honest, you had way better bars in the piece, which you should have dropped here.

PEST

Grimm win? his Lines Couldnt Be 'Hot' Shit if they were 'Stolen' and 'Weapons'/
Call Me an 'alcohlic', Look the Losses? I 'See-Grims-Seven'// (seagrams Seven)
Its an ok opener, i would have removed the "and" between stolen and weapons to be honest.
This fags Style makes as much sense as a 'Blind Kid' With A 'Text'/
You a 'Deaf Kid' Having 'Phone Sex', the 'Poverty Stricken writting Chekks'//
lol, way to insult someone.
My Flows Fresh N Clean, You 'old and dusty' Like You 'Spit Sand'/
'Grim Aint Killin' shit Now, Like the 'Reaper' just Got 'Shit Canned'//(drop The Scyth Bitch)
lol, being shit canned sounds like no fun.
Fukked his mom, Made the bed Break, She gave me dome, i made her head shake/
Back to the subject... Collective Needsa Hit 'Jenny craig' and Drop Grimms 'Dead weight'//
LMFAO, best line by far right here.
This clowns a 'Hypocondriate', Faggots 'Lyin' bout his 'sickness'/
You aint Got Shit to brag about, Like a 'Poor kids Gifts at christmas'//
Not direct enough to be honest.
This dude couldnt 'K.O' a Bitch if he slipped Her roofies/
I'll Turn This 'Brother Grimm', You on some Girly Shit Like 'Sleepin Beauty'//
Ima be honest, it reads like your calling yourself a bitch. I didnt really get the punch much either.

All in all, MVGT Grim.

Pest, you didnt have enough in your 6 bars to compete with his 12.

sounds good... 1-0 Grim...
Upskie.

I think if Pest came with 12 bars he would've took this, but as it stands it was a bit of Quantity over Quality. I've seen some of Pest's other battles and I think he could've came harder, too. Anyway, my vote goes to Grim. I think he had the flow category as well. Multies were probably a tie.

+1 Grim

all things considered this goes to grim

I took Grims best 6 and compared.

I agree with Kau. If Pest woulda kept it goin with another 6 bars
this woulda been a hell of a lot closer.

MVGT Grim

Fukked his mom, Made the bed Break, She gave me dome, i made her head shake/
Back to the subject... Collective Needsa Hit 'Jenny craig' and Drop Grimms 'Dead weight'//

Best line out of the battle, just not enough to compete with a lack of content.

MVGT:Grim

4-0 me ko...we should have a rematch with even number of bars....respect though..good shit pest