"Things Not To Call Your Partner In Bed"
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"Things Not To Call Your Partner In Bed"
Ok. Pretty straightforward topic, right? Ok. I'll draw from personal experience on this one, I HAD a great girlfriend...
My first contribution to "Things Not To Call Your Partner In Bed" is: Lester.
(This is also the name of my grandfather, his son, and his son, none of you know me personally, so you wouldn't have known anything about that part, however, I wish to spare myself some dignity in the mirror by clarifying that the love one feels for his la familia and for his fuck meat are not one in the same.)
Thank you. That is all.
My first contribution to "Things Not To Call Your Partner In Bed" is: Lester.
(This is also the name of my grandfather, his son, and his son, none of you know me personally, so you wouldn't have known anything about that part, however, I wish to spare myself some dignity in the mirror by clarifying that the love one feels for his la familia and for his fuck meat are not one in the same.)
Thank you. That is all.
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[center]Peel back the facade and behold a bold insanity,
With no repose or vanity, composed of inhumanity.[/center]
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With no repose or vanity, composed of inhumanity.[/center]
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[center]Peel back the facade and behold a bold insanity,
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[center]Illest Awards For 2011:
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Class of 2011- MonuMental, Enlightend, 3rd String, CBK, and Pest
Writer of the Year- MonuMental
Written of the Year- MonuMental 'A Series of Unfortunate Events'[/center]
[center]a-series-of-unfortunate-events-vt23866.html[/center]
With no repose or vanity, composed of inhumanity.[/center]
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[center]Illest Awards For 2011:
Text MC of the Year- MonuMental
Class of 2011- MonuMental, Enlightend, 3rd String, CBK, and Pest
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Written of the Year- MonuMental 'A Series of Unfortunate Events'[/center]
[center]a-series-of-unfortunate-events-vt23866.html[/center]
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