All is calm in the forest of Everwood, Arkansas. Until one day the shy flour-like creature that is Tomesticle ran into a female entity that was the exact likeness of what he'd always envisioned as the soulmate for himself. The "beauty" caught his eye from afar and had Tomesticle in a drooling near coma-like state. He went to confront the creature but then realized he had kept hitting his head on the TV Screen. What he had fell in love with was actually the former chicago bears linebacker/talk-show host the american public knows as Rosie 'O Donnel. But after the bruises on his forehead from his attempts to approach this modern marvel of cellulite faded away life still wasn't too "rosie" for Tomesticle.
Here's a Brief Account in his own words of the Incident:
hard flows: dude
hard flows: i been talking to this girl for a while
hard flows: like months
hard flows: i tell her to go on cam
hard flows: and she is so fat
Obviously this is a sad lonely tale of lost romance thats not really fitting into the comedy genre, but Tomesticle decided this genre was fitting because thats what genre his direct tv guide had placed Rosie's talk-show which he began watching and praying to in a cult-like fashion.
Recalling back on his past love experiences a small tear forms and slowly manuevers its way down Tomesticle's love endulged cheeks as he reflects back on his past relationships:
hard flows: i went out with one girl
hard flows: on the net
hard flows: for 3 days
hard flows: or 2
In the fashion of suspense, sadly our story ends. Will these two lovers ever meet? or will they just continue in their semi-erotic digital relationship that has put stress on both their hearts. But as Tomesticles favorite band Guns & Roses put it, Every "rose" has its thorns(this ones thorns being the television monitor respectively).
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Your after name scratched up off my guestlist, party freak
You the type of nigga that'll hardly speak unless you spoken to
You throw a cold screw but sober up when I'm approaching you
At the same time we postin two niggaz on that ass
Thats gonna do what they supposed to do the limelight
Snatched away from you because its my night
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Your after name scratched up off my guestlist, party freak
You the type of nigga that'll hardly speak unless you spoken to
You throw a cold screw but sober up when I'm approaching you
At the same time we postin two niggaz on that ass
Thats gonna do what they supposed to do the limelight
Snatched away from you because its my night
Killarm' blaze hotter than twilight, you better get ya lines right
Half of these crabs cant even rhyme right
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lol gotta love dat word...da story was ok...coulda been longer...lol...jst to make tom look worse..hhaaaall killah wrote:upping for illnessness
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