We hope everyone out there has a wonderful Thanksgiving (unless you’re Native American, then we deeply apologize for your pain and suffering). We hope you get to sit around the table with family you typically never hang out with, enjoy food you typically never eat, and take the kind of shit you typically never take. Have a great Thursday, don’t forget about the Detroit Lions taking on the New England Patriots, plus two more NFL games later on tonight.

To enlighten your Thanksgiving, here are some Thanksgiving jokes…

10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, but Aren’t…

10. “Just reach in and grab the giblets.”

9. “Whew…that’s one terrific spread!”

8. “I am in the mood for a little dark meat!”

7. “Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.”

6. “Talk about a HUGE breast!”

5. “And he forces his way into the end zone!”

4. “She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.”

3. “It’s cool whip time!”

2. “If I don’t unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!”

1. “It must be broken ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.”

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