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NoW gEt BaCk To SuCkIng MeAt

YaLl DiSsInG tHe VeT?

YaLl HoEs,
ShOwInG Up On ScEnE
LeT mE mAkE a FoRmaL InTroDuCtIoN
Im DaDdY LoNg DiCk
WiLliNg To SeRviCe YalL On A FrEe-TrIaL-BaSis
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CuMmInG AlL oVeR fAcE sOoN
It MaYbE aPrIl BuT I CaN StIlL MaKe It sNoW

FrOm: DaDdY LoNg DiCk

eRrAtIc D iS bAcK nOw ImAgInE mE
sMoKiNg CrAcK N LoOkiNg LiKe ThE jApEnEse
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i HolD Ghatz AnD CloSe A BiTchEs SnAtCh
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IiGhT LeT mE dRoP yA

HaHa. Me ToO.

IiGhT tHiS iS tIghT

WoRdZ tHaTz WuTz ReAlLy GoOd

ThAtZ WuTz GoOd

WhATs Up?

WhErE ThE BaTtLeS?

iM hIgH aS a MoThErFuCkeR

gEt oN tHe StReEtS iF yOu hAvEn'T hEaRd A mE//
sO mUcH bLiNg oVeR mY hEaD I nEeD nEcK sUrGeRy//
TaKe GiRlS tO nIcE pLaCeS aNd tHeY lOvInG iT//
CuZ i CoLlEcT mOrE cAsH tHeN tHe GoVeRnMeNt//
I dO tHiS sHiT aLl DaY aNd SpIt NoThInG bUt DoPe FlOwS//
iF yOuR gOiNg To HoLleR aT mE wOrK oN yOuR vOcaLs ...