How To Rob The Illest...Vol I.

[JDR]

No beef cos I aint down with that 'e bitchin' stuff. Juss for fun. A quick key.

I'm seein' crazy weak heads, yall act like this be the same as street cred
Niggas got more tired lines in the chat than a Major V thread
I only play to keep bread, so the site cash, you can pipe that
Set up battles to drop first, half these niggas afraid to write back
And @mbition, c'mon nigga, it's prolly save to blaze you
You a Hazzard to ya self so I'd prolly change my name too
Murdered you in our battle, I didn't need to rap to win
Tired of seein' Quix treat you like a bitch so let 'em beat ya ass again
The meanest Jack has been, this thread should be closed before it's made
Almost as funny as Cee4 comin' back for his old glory days
His own glory sprayed, I called you out so Rips in the picture
And Rugged don't battle and I see why nigga just stick to the scriptures
I need a truck to haul all these bodies, this board is due a stick up
And I've heard that a "Riggz" aint much so i'll prolly just use a pick up
I'm already mappin' out the sequencE, i'll put that on the Part 2 shelf
Soon as I get that title shot wit Quix and take both of his cartoon belts
Dosia have fits over that, Obsessed but it's to tough to tell....fuck
So Imma paint shop you a belt so you can finally shut the hell up
We tired of readin' that shit, and $yphili$, I wish you no help
No clownin' coz with a name like that..he already dissed his own self
Niggas no what the deal is, I kill kids, Rips ya idol
I aint gonna throw a punch at you Demon, I'd rather juss give you a bible
For me to stick you is vitale, so of course the weak is lurkin'
I'm quick to lay a nigga back like an orthepedic surgeon.
The course of beef is certain, don't be mad if it's true or not
It's just the product of bein' bored and keystylin' at 2 o'clock

[M-Vario]

haha i got a shout out...chyea

[JDR]

Yea man. Jack love da kids.

[M-Vario]

not a kid fuckface.

big fan of shit talking. nice key

[NoVeL]

Lmaooooooo^^^^^^^

[QwarterZ]

I see I didn't get mentioned.......smooth move


otherwise this was cool, nothin' too jaw droppin'
I like this concept tho', had some decent punches
and some dope ideas for the nameplay n whatnot




keep writing

[complexity]

I thought this was real nice. Especially the first half, you didn't overcomplicate it, and kept the punches coming. Maybe I'm missing something, but this wasn't meant to be, an ether diss, its like 50 Cents, how to Rob, and if so, then I think you did it right. The question is, can you top this one.

[FlipSide]

this was entertaining... helluva read... Nice disses nice metas nice everything.... makes me wanna get my game up

[Riggz]

I loved it... Jack is one of the illest battlers on this site. He and Cee4 would make a nice battle. Lot of quotables on this one:
"And @mbition, c'mon nigga, it's prolly save to blaze you
You a Hazzard to ya self so I'd prolly change my name too" - ouch that hurt

"I need a truck to haul all these bodies, this board is due a stick up
And I've heard that a "Riggz" aint much so i'll prolly just use a pick up" -- you heard wrong LOL!

"I'm already mappin' out the sequencE, i'll put that on the Part 2 shelf
Soon as I get that title shot wit Quix and take both of his cartoon belts
Dosia have fits over that, Obsessed but it's to tough to tell....fuck
So Imma paint shop you a belt so you can finally shut the hell up" - LMFAO!!!!!

"We tired of readin' that shit, and $yphili$, I wish you no help
No clownin' coz with a name like that..he already dissed his own self
Niggas no what the deal is, I kill kids, Rips ya idol
I aint gonna throw a punch at you Demon, I'd rather juss give you a bible" -- I told TOYH not to change his name!

The whole joint reminded me of some Skillz wrap up joint! -- nice one Jack. You the only one that makes me want to get back into battling. It's just a bit too watered down for me now.

[JDR]

No doubt thx for tha feed. I'm glad ppl don't take this serious. Ery'body know I got madd love for 'em Quix, Riggz, Dos and all those niggas mentioned above. Imma fo sho be on that part 2 plex! I need to know a few more niggas ha. And no doubt Riggz. Battles do get old. U one of my favorites to drop so hopefully you keep droppin' that sickness. Thx rugged. 'preciate it bro.

& Quarter. I don't know you nigga lol. Neva seen ya name before in my life or I woulda mentioned you.

[K KiLLaH]

nice shit def fun to read 7/10 due to enjoyment everything else was pretty much average i have nothing bad to say