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First I don't take you serious you got no wit or skill
I can't take you serious money cuz honestly you don't fit the bill
get checked in before I rock ya, scared cuz ya bitch my cushion
I'm Sofa King smooth like a pull out bed, watch her shit get pushed in
I'ma throw this jackass in a cart man and then break his top
watch me south park a punch and knock skill into a vacant lot
I never met a man that was such a fake and a brown noser
you ain't bred to beat me, butter up the crowd put down the toaster
you want to battle QwarterZ like he can't get into his piggy bank
I'm done I fucked this american pie, his mom's loves me this win is a shitty break
Bar 1/Line 1]....................He was talking gay shit in our call-out thread {Click the Link} Bar 1/Line 2]......................................NamePlay>>....................' So-faKing'==' Sofa King' .......................................................... Bar 2/Line 1..................... His avatar is actually a dumb ass T-Shirt {Click the Link} .......................................................... *Just make sure ya remember his name is Sofa King while reading the verse
O.K
$eR!ou$ SK!LL will never will get beat by a queer
If I talked your gay talk, it''d be..Your 'So-faKing'...fag.. get the fuck outta here>>
Go get out a beer and put on your dumb ass avatar
Fucken Clown, I'll smash your face in the ground, leave the imprint of a crater
This lame aint got a clue on how to land a punch
Battlin me..best eat him some wheaties and a manly lunch
Lazy prick get sat on the sofa, callin himself a King
Knock him the fuck out before he even StePs in the ring
I got $er!ou$ SK!LL, make sure my foes gets worked well
Plus Im no greedy man...so Sofa..from me to you, heres your first 'L'
I don't even know what to say about this battle.. I mean.. both drops seemed rushed and had choppy flows. No punchlines really hit hard. This is my opinion, so don't go raggin' on me. According to the way I scored it above, the match is tied up, but I gotta choose a winner, so.. due to Sofa King's rhymes being a bit more complex and hard hittin' than Skill's were..
First I don't take you serious you got no wit or skill
I can't take you serious money cuz honestly you don't fit the bill
decent but played punch.
get checked in before I rock ya, scared cuz ya bitch my cushion
I'm Sofa King smooth like a pull out bed, watch her shit get pushed in
haha i laughed at this line. Nothing hard but still funny.
I'ma throw this jackass in a cart man and then break his top
watch me south park a punch and knock skill into a vacant lot
don't understand this. Nice multies and diss tho
I never met a man that was such a fake and a brown noser
you ain't bred to beat me, butter up the crowd put down the toaster
the bred / toaster line is a bit played but still a decent diss...
you want to battle QwarterZ like he can't get into his piggy bank
I'm done I fucked this american pie, his mom's loves me this win is a shitty break
haha i liked this. Hardest bar of ya verse.
O.K
$eR!ou$ SK!LL will never will get beat by a queer
If I talked your gay talk, it''d be..Your 'So-faKing'...fag.. get the fuck outta here>>
decent opener but the flow had me fucked up..
Go get out a beer and put on your dumb ass avatar
Fucken Clown, I'll smash your face in the ground, leave the imprint of a crater
diss but nothing hard..
This lame aint got a clue on how to land a punch
Battlin me..best eat him some wheaties and a manly lunch
haha wtf. crazy shit..
Lazy prick get sat on the sofa, callin himself a King
Knock him the fuck out before he even StePs in the ring
Diss no hard punch..
I got $er!ou$ SK!LL, make sure my foes gets worked well
Plus Im no greedy man...so Sofa..from me to you, heres your first 'L'
Best line in ya verse. Nice diss to clsoe it
Sofa
Nice drop. Flowed well, multies were on point, and you had some decent punches.
Serious
Decent drop. Your flow was choppy in parts, flow was mostly basic, and you had more disses than punches. I'd try to look for creative ways to diss opps. instead of just hard disses.
Vote - Sofa.
Good battle yall...stay up.
Battle Record 40-2
2010 Awards
Illest Battler ||Illest Punchline Artist||Battle of the Year -vs- Cee4
serious your shit was crazy it had choppy flow very and i mean very weak punches and i seen like 2 in the whole thing you name play you went for was good but it was a good try you could have reworded that and made it sick.
sofa you stuff flowed better then serious's did but you didnt have very many strong punches either neither of you had multis and neither of you where very creative at all.
keep workin tho you guys have the ability to improve you just have to want it.
