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that's allright santa's got other people on HIS-LIST
lights A-SPLIFF, takes A-HIT and gets back to delivering
HIS-GIFTS..
he chooses another neighbood outside the CI-TY, this one
has a CHIM-NEY, slides down it SWIFT-LY..
he's TIP-SY trips when he reaches for the COOK-IES
cause another mommy wants santa's sack of gifts in her Puzzy..

He likes em wet and mushy, he has it cushdy
All these hot mum's wanna a bit of nookie
So he pops another pill another Viagra, shags her
Then on to da next house house for Santa

fuckin em all alot bay santas he's thinkin oh shit
i might have to get them presents extra i hope-it
doesnt come down to that cus i could hold-this
oh wait i'm out at christmas anyway low-bitch

Santa's work is never done, he's feelin weary
like I aint doin this no more he contemplates sincerely,
gets to the next house and the ambience is erie,
he's a see's a young girl, standing there eyes all teary,
when he kneels down to ask what was wrong,
she throws her arms round him with a hug so strong,
and says my daddy he beats me whenever he's High..
my Mom drinks all day in her room and she cries.
I sat in the dark about to take my own life.
and prayed "God if I'm wrong to die please give me a sign"...
and then you walked in..

yo fuck santa, my stockings always empty,
tossed em in the hamper,
i asked him for this i asked him for that,
and i all i got was an answer,
dude said i wasn't nice enough,
why? cuz i like naughty bitches who like to fuck..?
yah i get dimes and dubs..
fuck santa ima take all his riches, his time his up,
no presents, not here no more, he's in the past,
but i still gotta gift to spit some crack,
and if you dont like that gift, you can give it back..
i give it to ya girl, she tell me to get it wrapped...
buy my lil buddy a brand new fitted cap..
make some headway wit the foreplay, i know she's into that..
and if i burn out the rubber, then i put it in her ass.

man santa finally got back to the house sat at home
lookin fo mrs santa under the tree he'll make her moan
a-place-ta-groan will be really funny or disgrace-alone
he'll try to-pace-da-tone but he shot all over the-face-he-roamed

so when he knew he couldnt satisfy he girl
he called my phone arranged to make a clone
from me so he could actually get a bone
his wife is now expecting a son because he burst the condome
but has too much stress to make a home
so he popped the bitch with a shot to her dome,
he got bored and retired now he's living in Rome

little did he know there was a witness
takin pictures
Through he never snitches
his missions
was to find this guy who murders bitches
remain the he's a witness
he never saw the murder victims
now living in rome da murderer mind is a storm
thinking about his son who was once never born
on christmas night he went to the market
on his head the witness put a target
in matter of seconds things got reckless
even more hectic dude had weapons
bang bang went the gun hitting the santa balloons
negative leads to worst with witness in a hearst
Ha Ha,. the murderer had an evil laugh
Listen to what happen after that

there he lays bleedin on the pave wig split.
santa's like"I hope nobody saw that shit"
ballons all trashed and the witness' life passed
cause while the shooter stood there with his dry laugh
his arrogant ass didnt notice st nicks tech
santa had on his blood red bullet proof vest.
you cant fuck with santa he'll pull out the heater
you cant kill him he's the fuckin star of this feature
he went to the mom of the shooter and got to meet her
fucked her with his bayonet and turned her into a bleeder

my bitch sucks on my dick
while santa enters the rooms and trip
while he sees this trick gagging on my dick
while she lick,
bitch dont flip
i will inflict u with spermicidal scripts
that will full ur belly for days like chocolate nesquick.

i love the ham, fuck the email spams,
im into fucking bitches not man, fuck wit my clan
and get fried on a pan

fried-on-a-pan tied-to-my-clan quite possible like hidin-a-man
i confide-in-my-span to kill the lies-in-ya-spam tasty fries-cooked-with-ham
spies-took-the-land tries-to-the-hand like NFL 3rd down collide-stuck-on-slam
then hide-in-my-van so shit i'll shot bein random like santa is a clam

santa in a van eating a 'clam'
jeso reaches for the gun aims to his head 'blam'
he is fake he is just a 'scam'
he needs a retirement 'plan'

Thanks for saying that^

Santa's had a long season and the nights been vicious
he just returned from fukin all of these hater's bitches
he didnt have condom he could use or borrow
so when he saw chernobyls bitch he made her swallow
he had himself a fine time, was tryin to buy time
decided to see this chick who said she went with time line
he boned her hard and made her scream out at her lungs peak
knocked her ass out for screamin that fukn dumb freak
then santa wants to blaze up he lights a couple roaches
he supposedto stop at a guys house who's name is lotus
he steps in ready to bone his bitch and he noticed
lotus is gay or his girl disappeared like hocus pocus.
so movin on nights almost over
he stops at home where dude claims he's a real soldier
grabs the whore she say's Fuk my ass on the Sofa
but somethin seems a miss as she peers over her shoulder
this chick is ugly what's wrong with this bitch..
...what that's not some ugly chick that's only jesodist..haha

happy new year too then..