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[font=Georgia]Damn..This Shits Kindah Old But, Oh Well. 100 Questions?!?
Jesus Christ.. Aight Well..Since Im Bored, Here Goes..

0. What is your name? Read It.

1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
Prolly.

2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
Nah.

3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
I Hope You Die, Go Ta Hell, & Tha Devil Rapes You In Da Ass |No Homo|
And If You Get Offended By What Im Saying, Im Sorry But...Fuck You.

4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
Uhh...? Idk..

5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
Yuh Moms Tits..

6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
Next.

7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
Dog Shit..

8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
Nothing, Im Happy Wit Who I Am..

9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
Yep.

10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
Sometimes, Just Put It Right On The Side Of Da Sink

11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
Bitch, I Told You 6 Questions Ago, PAY ATTENTION!

12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
Shave, Not Wax, Fuck Dat.

12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?


13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
Well Umm..Idk Lets See The Reason Would Be, We're Playing Xbox 360 & I Win In The Game, Then We Go 2 Sleep, And She Wakes Up Pregnant [Sarcasm]
WHATS DA REASON NORMAL PEOPLE HAVE KIDS?!?,
*Ding Ding Ding* They Wannah Settle Down & Start A Family..
Eitha Dat Or It Was Jus' A Mistake..

14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
Nah..

15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
Aids-You Cant Treat It, Prolly Die In A Certain Amount Of Time, And You Cant Fuck Anybody
No Legs & One Arm-Wouldn't Leave Yuh House
And Couldnt Do Shit Cuz People'd Make Fun Of You & Prolly Stare At You Weird..
But I Choose
Answer C. Suicide..

16. Where is your favorite place to be?
My City

17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
Idk.

18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
Uhh..Hmm..Ehhh..Nah.

19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
Well See It'd Go A Lil Somethin Like Dis
Me In The Present:Watz Good Kid?
Me In The Future: Nothin, Who The Fuck Are You?!?
Me In The Present: Im You
Me In The Future: No Bitch, Im Me, WHO ARE YOU!?
Me In The Present: Listen Bitch, Im You
Me In The Future: Fuck You.
Me In The Present: Damn..Well..That Was Nice

& Dats Prolly How It'd Go..

20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
Eyes, Ass, & Lips

21. Least favorite place to be?
Idk Bitch..

22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
Yezzir

22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
Who Knows..

23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
+Cell Phone
+House Phone
+Pencil
+Notebook
+Dr Pepper
+Speakers
+Webcam

Idk Bitch, Wtf Else You Want Me 2 List?

24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
Doesnt Matta..

25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
Wdf...First Of All
They'd Have 2 Look Like Fuckin' J-Lo Or Megan Good Fa Me 2 Not Kick 'Em Tha Fuck Out
It'd Be A Friday, And It'd Prolly Be A California King Size Bed..

26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
Shit.. Fuck The Pants
IM GHOSTIN'!

27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
First Of All, I Don't Fall In Love In 24 Hours, So It Wouldn't Happen

28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
Hotel

29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
Nah, Not Right Now Anyways

29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?
Prolly 2 On My Forearms (Right) KC, Left (816)
One On My Back That Has A Bible And Says "Only God Can Judge Me"
I Know Its A Played Out Concept But, Fuck You

29b. Are you ever going to get any?
Already Have Nigga..

30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
Thats 2 Much Stupid Shit 2 Remember
& Eliminate 'Em One By One
So.. Undecided

31. Last dream you can remember?
I Cant Remember Ma Dreams Fa Some Reason

32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
Nah.

33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
Bein' So Gullable, Shit Gets Me In Trouble Sometimes

34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
Doesn't Matta, If I Die I Die, Its A Cycle Of Life..
But Until Then, Imma Live My Life 2 Da Fullest..

35. Is cheerleading a sport?
I Don't Consider It As 1
I Jus' See A Bunch Of Broads In Flashy Outfits
Shakin' Dey Ass, Gettin' Thrown In Tha Air, & Cheering On Their Team
In My Opinion, Cheerleaders Are Anotha Form Of Groupies

36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
Next.

37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
Dat Sounds Mad Homo So Uhh..Next.

38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Da Chicken Layed Da Egg Stupid..

39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
Both Are Equal

39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
Changing The Channels, Fuck The Radio

40. Do u believe in love at first sight
Nah.

40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
Yep.

41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
R&b. People Say Thats Homo If You A dude And You Like
Artists Like
Brian Mcknight
Luther Vandross
Tyrese
Mario
Musiq Soulchild
Marques Houston
Omarion
Boyz II Men

Jus' Ta Name A Few, But Aye, Don't Like It? Fuck You.

42. Name 3 habits you have?
+Texting
Idk Why But Dat Shits Addicting Especially If Im Texting Ma Shorty
Shes A Fuckin' Text Queen

+Wakin' Up In The Middle Of The Night

+Chewin' Spearmint Gum Alot

43. Name a random fact about yourself?
Uhh..Music, Fam, Ma Shorty, And Homiez Is My Life?
There Yuh Go, Jack.

44. Silver, gold or platinum?
Diamonds.

45. Silly or serious relationship?
Serious But Somewhat Silly

46. Have you ever disected something?
Gyea, A Frog In Chemistry Class Back In 10th Grade

47. Favourite Sports athlete?
Lebron James, Niggas A Beast.

48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
+Water
+Dr Pepper
+Hypnotiq, Crys-tal, 40'z, Idk I Could Go On & On..


49. Name something you'd never wear?
+Scarfies, Shits Mad Homo In My Opinion
+Kool-Aid Kicks, Mad Gay Fa Dudes, Looks Good On Females
Cant Think Of Anythinq Else

50. Name four scents you love?
+Ma Shortys Perfume, She Be On Some Official Shit
+Axe: Vice
+Sean Jon: Unforgivable
:Tagged

51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
Depends How Long Da Vacation Is

52. Paper or plastic?
Doesn't Matta

53. Sausage or pepperoni?
Pepperoni

54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
Calculus, Shits Fuckin' HARD AS HELL

55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
Neva Tried..

56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
Str8 Bacon.

57. 7up or Sprite?
Sprite

58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
Jerry, Dat Lil Nigga On Tom & Jerry Haha, Shits Classic

59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
No Reason, Havent Been.

60. Most annoying question people ask you?
Hmm..
I Don't Even Kno, 2 Many Of 'Em..

61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
Fuck Theaters
Boot-Legg, & Download Dvds, Cant Go Wrong.

62. Are you double jointed?
Nah, Don't Think So At Least.

63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
Gyea.

64. Can you blow smoke rings?
Gyea.

65. Can you roll your tongue?
Nah.

66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
Monopoly.

67. Can you flare your nostrils?
Nah.

68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Eat It =|

69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
My Hands, & A Lil Pizza Cutting Thinq..

70. Do you cook?
Sometimes.

71. How often do you shower/bathe?
Everyday, Twice A Day If Not 3 Tymes.

72. Hair drying method?
Let It Dry.

73. Are you a spitter?
Nah.

74. Favourite clothing brand?
+Jordan
+Evisu
+Coogi
+Ed-Hardy
+True Religion
+Roc-A-Wear
+Ecko
+87/32 (Young Jeezyz Line)
I Could Go All Day..

75. Shoe brand?
Jordan, & Nike Dunks.

76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
Music

77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
Yep.

b. Same sex??
Hell Nah.

78. What's your sleeping position?
Laid On Ma Stomach, Wit Ma Hands Under Tha Pillow
Idk Why, I Jus' Do It.

79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
Nah.

80. Pool or hot tub?
Hot Tub

81. Rain or Snow?
Rain

82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
Hmm..T.i-Paper Trail

83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
Both Is Essential.

84. Dream Car?
Ferarri
Or An Escalade, Black On Black, Sittin' On 26's

85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
Nothin', Don't Got 1 Yet Lolz

86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Brush My Teeth, Text Ma Shorty, Tell her Good Morning
Take A Shower, Get Dressed, And Jus' Go On About My Day.

87. Storms - badass or scary?
No Effectiveness..

88. Where do you shop at the most?
The Mall Or Online

89. What sports, if any, do you play?
I Sometimes Be Playin' On Da Court, Dats About It.

90. What turns you on?
When Females Be Havin A Tounge Ring, Lip Ring, Havin' Dat Lil Monroe Shit
A Nyce Lil Tight Thong, Dey Jeans Is Tight, Ass Is Sittin' Right
Nyce Eyes, Hair's On Point, All Dat.

Dats Only Apperence Wise

What Turns Me On Inside About A Girl Is
They Got Dat Lil Miss Independent Thang Goin' On
Knows Dey Goals In Life, Yuh Kno, All Dat.

91. What turns you off?
Fucked Up Teeth, Stinky Ass Breath
Acne Everywhere, If Dey Not Smellin' Good At All..
I'll Leave Tha Room & Dip

92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
Nah, Im My Own Person.

93. Are you a morning person?
Not Forreal.

94. Do you go to church?
Nah, Used 2 Though, Needa Start Goin' Back.

95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
Nah, Not Right Now, Its Hard As Fuck 2 Get A Job Where I Stay @
I've Tried Everywhere, Nobodys Hirin'
So..I Hustle, & Do Lil Shit Around Da House Fa Ma Parents Ta Get Ma Money
When I Say Hustle I Don't Mean Drugs
I Mean Like, Cd's, Dvd's, Clothes, Shoes, All Dat.

96. Do you believe in ghosts?
Gyea.

97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
Nah.

98. How do you like your women/men?
Simple, Not Too Complicated But
A Lil Complicated At The Same Time, Nah Mean?!?

99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
There Is None, You Can Never Be Completely Happy.

100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
None.

101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Loyalty & Individuality.

102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
My Music.

103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
Idk.

104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
Ramen Noodles.

105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
A Tie Between Ramen Noodles & Tacos (No Im Not Mexican)

106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
Ramen Noodles, & Some Kool-Aid, Keep It Simple Nah Mean..

107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
I Don't Have 1.

108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
Both.

109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
Stfu.

110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
LMAO, All Da Fuckin' Time..

111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
Blue.

112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
Dat Shit Criss Angel Does Is Pretty Crazy, So I'd Have Ta Say Dat.

113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
Look At The Threads.

114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
Depends On How Im Feelin'.

115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
Nah, I Ain' Hidin' Nothin.

116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
Nah, I've Always Listened & Read.

117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
If I Don't Like Somebody, I'll Let 'Em Know.
They Can Take It How They Want To.

118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
Ain' Been On Long Enuff Ta Check Out Da Selection.

b. same sex?
Hmm..Drunken Jesus, Kurse, & Somebody Else Idk


119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
Nah, I Could Put More Effort Into My Body Though.

120. The best kind of sex is:
The One Where The Broad Isn't Talkin & Demanding Bullshit All Da Time

"Don't Cum Yet"
"Keep Goin"
Bitch ITS BEEN 5 FUCKIN' HOURS!!
Give My Dick A Rest Shit..

But..Dat Concludes My Survey, Hope Ya'll Enjoy It[/font]

What is your name?
Jesodist


16. Where is your favorite place to be?
My mind.


29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
Tattoos


30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
Choosing my lifestyle.


32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
Reverse Psychology


42. Name 3 habits you have?
Battle Rapping, Doing Drugs and Sex


43. Name a random fact about yourself?
Unique


83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
Mind


95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
Accountant

96. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes


106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
Bread


111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
Blue

If this survey was a test, you would have failed. Didn't you learn in school to ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS. I'm not even asking for complete sentences ffs.

LRN2SURVEY.

id assume u two must get extremely overly bored after awhile to make something like this

0. What is your name?
Shane, Gonzo, Ruckus

1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
I would kick that waste of skin right in the bags.

2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
The rim of a beer bottle.

3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
I'd ask him if he's proud that he rode daddy's coattail all the way to the White House.

4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
A car lol. Kilt it guud, too! Yee Haw!

5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
A gigantic turd I found in a toilet in a bar. Seriously, it was terrifying.

6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
I pissed while laying in a big trash burning pile in downtown Baghdad while taking cover. What a day lol.

7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
Some dead bodies... and some women I'm not terribly proud of.

8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
I try not to dwell on shit I cannot change.

9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
Sure do. Even when I'm drunk.

10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
Absolutely.

11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
....

12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
No, waxing is gay. I won't lie though, I have shaved it lol. Looked better when I had a sex pack. Not so much anymore.

12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?


13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
Stupidity.

14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
Yup. Too many drunken nights in Alaska... I also threw a car battery through ice into a pond. Good times.

15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
AIDS.

16. Where is your favorite place to be?
A quiet bar with good friends and great beer.

17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
Someone who isn't determined to fit in with a certain group.

18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
My grandfather and my boy Terry.

19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
I would rather go into my past and tell myself to get my shit together.

20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
Ass and stomach.

21. Least favorite place to be?
Iraq.

22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
Not at all.

22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
I'll go to Disneyland instead. Same concept.

23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
Phones, paper, water, stupid people.

24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
Small groups.

25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
I would check to make sure I still have all of my organs and no unexplained lacerations.

26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
Zubas.

27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
That's rather vague. Everyone has a family. Aunts, uncles, cousins, maybe parents and grand parents. Do you mean like spouse and children? In that case, I would have to really contemplate whether or not it would be worth it to throw away the life I already have for the uncertainty of a new relationship that may or may not work out in the long run.

28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
Either are fun.

29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
A tattoo, more to come I'm sure.

29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them? Maybe something patriotic or family-oriented. I like the family Coat of Arms/ family crests.


29b. Are you ever going to get any?
I'm sure I will.

30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
Well, I could argue joining the Army or getting married, but there are plus sides to both. I would say parking my broken down car and leaving it there. Still paying for that mistake 6 years later...

31. Last dream you can remember?
An alien attack. Very bizarre.

32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
I have many. I pretty much do well at anything I put my mind to.

33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
Go back through high school with a different attitude. My life could be drastically different.

34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
Neither. I could die in a car accident instantly or I could die a slow, painful death fighting a losing battle against a number of diseases.

35. Is cheerleading a sport?
Is being the team mascot a sport? No. So no, cheerleading is not a sport. They are just very enthusiastic and try to share the triumphs and failures of the team. I do like the skirts though, nice touch.

36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
I don't lick suckers, I suck on them. So zero.

37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
Haha yes... Not really a friend, but an acquaintance. I had no idea he was gay.

38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The chicken. Eggs are physically incapable of having orgasms.

39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
Ah, the lesser of two evils... I'd say the annoying voice because the sniffling is usually only a temporary annoyance.

39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
Channel changers.

40. Do u believe in love at first sight
I don't believe in "love" really. So no, I don't. I do believe in lust at first sight though. I've never seen a girl for the first time and thought "Gee, I'd marry her." But I can't even count the number of times I've seen a girl and thought "Goddamn, I would do disgusting things to that woman."

40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
Damnit, didn't know there was a part two. No, I don't. It's a chemical reaction. It wears off, trust me.

41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
Motley Crue and Daft Punk.

42. Name 3 habits you have?
Procrastination, fucking with my fingernails, and... moving too fast in relationships.

43. Name a random fact about yourself?
I have a nose large enough to eclipse the sun.

44. Silver, gold or platinum?
Platinum if I must choose. My wedding ring is tungsten. Titanium felt too light.

45. Silly or serious relationship?
Silly... I have an amazing sense of humor and it really kills the connection if the other doesn't share it.

46. Have you ever disected something?
A mouse, frog, and sheep's eye.

47. Favourite Sports athlete?
Colin McRae. Not really an athlete by textbook standards, but amazing nonetheless.

48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Water, Gatorade, and milk. When at home, milk, beer, and energy drinks.


49. Name something you'd never wear?
A Packers jersey.

50. Name four scents you love?
Cucumber melon shit from Bath & Bodyworks... makes my mouth water. The smell of a good quality Hefeweizen. The ocean. And the smell of barbecues.

51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
How about a vacation with someone I'm in a relationship with.

52. Paper or plastic?
Plastic stretches, paper rips. How bout a box? lol.

53. Sausage or pepperoni?
Sausage. With diced tomatoes and extra sauce.

54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
Turned down a good relationship to preserve a mediocre one.

55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
Depends on how many drinks I've had.

56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
Croutons.

57. 7up or Sprite?
7up. With some Seagram's 7 please.

58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
Stewie from Family Guy.

59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
Had a fever of 103 two weeks before I left for Iraq.

60. Most annoying question people ask you?
How do you feel?

61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
I napped while my wife watched Harry Potter.

62. Are you double jointed?
No.

63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
Not really.

64. Can you blow smoke rings?
No.

65. Can you roll your tongue?
Kinda.

66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
Both get extremely boring past the one hour mark.

67. Can you flare your nostrils?
Yes.

68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl and slurp.

69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
Hands.

70. Do you cook?
Yes.

71. How often do you shower/bathe?
Daily, sometimes twice depending on when I make it to the gym.

72. Hair drying method?
Towel.

73. Are you a spitter?
Lol are you a swallower? Yes, you are.

74. Favourite clothing brand?
Don't really have a favorite, but a lot of my clothes are American Eagle.

75. Shoe brand?
Adidas.

76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
Music, sex, and cars.

77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
Yes. In a natural hot spring. Smelled like sulfur.

b. Same sex??
No.

78. What's your sleeping position?
Stomach.

79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
Usually.

80. Pool or hot tub?
Hot tub.

81. Rain or Snow?
Snow unless we're talking thunderstorms. Thunderstorms > snow.

82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
Atmosphere - When Life Hands You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold.

83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
Mind, definetely.

84. Dream Car?
Honda NSX-R

85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
I sold my car before I deployed. It had some jumper cables, a spare tire, jack, toolset, and a repair manual.

86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Check the time.

87. Storms - badass or scary?
Totally badass. I love them. Except for blizzards.

88. Where do you shop at the most?
Best Buy or online car parts stores.

89. What sports, if any, do you play?
None right now. Plan on hockey and softball when I get home. But I played baseball from teeball up until junior high. Played football, basketball and track in highschool.

90. What turns you on?
A lot of things. Mostly physique and scent.

91. What turns you off?
Fucked up teeth and bad breath.

92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
Hell no.

93. Are you a morning person?
Sometimes.

94. Do you go to church?
Absolutely not. Even if I did believe in God, I wouldn't go.

95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
Currently, I'm in the Army National Guard. Back home, I work as a security counselor at a mental hospital for the criminally insane.

96. Do you believe in ghosts?
No.

97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
No.

98. How do you like your women?
Doggystyle.

99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Having a job that doesn't seem like work. Having a relationship that doesn't feel forced, with someone who shares interests. My kids are already perfect, wouldn't change them for the world.

100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Not really sure. Which ever one had great ideas but never tried to accomplish them.

101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Ignorance and arrogance.

102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Serving the people of our nation in the military. I don't serve for the government and their policies.

103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
A fresh start.

104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
What? I would eat people who ask strangely worded questions.

105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Buffalo Wild Wings' Honey BBQ boneless wings. And a tall glass of beer.

106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
Pussy.

107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it.
No books nearby, only a car magazine.

108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
Chew gum, gives me something to do.

109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
Yes, but he isn't shit compared to Smokey the Bear.

110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
Sure have.

111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
Favorite? They are post-it notes. I don't buy them to make a statement about who I am, I buy them to write a statement of what someone else should do.

112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
Face your fears.

113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
Browse through threads that I've posted in to read responses.

114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
Its possible.

115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
Nope. I'm only on a couple. Illest and some car sites.

116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
No, that's a waste of my time and theirs.

117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
Nope.

118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
I only know of one female here... so DFL wins.

b. same sex?
Everyone. I think an Illest party would be a good time.

119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
In some regards, yes. I'm working on it though.

120. The best kind of sex is:
Make-up sex or drunken one night stand.

0. What is your name?
Gage

1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
no id piss on her cuz shes not worth my spit

2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
my dog

3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
i got better grades than u

4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
deer

5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
idk

6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
my friends garage on his moms car

7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
shit

8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
my dimples

9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
yea

10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
yea

11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
idk

12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
yea lol

12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?


13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
to try it out

14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
no

15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
aids

16. Where is your favorite place to be?
the computer

17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
shit idk if they arent famous

18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
ummm idk my great uncle i guess

19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
the fuck happened to you

20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
ass

21. Least favorite place to be?
computer i hate but love it at the same time

22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
yea

22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
heaven or hell shit i just dont know yet

23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
xbox another computer a notebook that im developing a game in, one im writin a book in, a skwl book, and then a dusty old rhyme book

24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
small groups

25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
aaaaa idk im confused id just go back to sleep fuck it

26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
shorts i never wear pants

27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
nothing and keep the people i love happy while i just live with it i guess

28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
camping love the outdoors

29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
no

29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?


29b. Are you ever going to get any?
idk maybe

30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
to manythings in my younger teen years

31. Last dream you can remember?
i don't really sleep deep enough for dreams

32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
im very creative when it comes to books and designs and ideas but im still tryna get the rapping thing down

33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
idk i like myself pretty well

34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
young and dead

35. Is cheerleading a sport?
fuck no

36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
i hate those things

37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
no

38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
egg

39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
annoying voice

39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
radio

40. Do u believe in love at first sight
no

40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
yes just how can you love someone you just see i mean what if they have a deep guy voice when you talk to them or they are fuckin crazy you cant tell that shit just by one glance

41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
heavy metal:tool, alice n chains, and godsmack

42. Name 3 habits you have?
i pop my fingers, snap my fingers and grind my tongue on my teeth...

43. Name a random fact about yourself?
im really really good at halo 3

44. Silver, gold or platinum?
gold

45. Silly or serious relationship?
serious

46. Have you ever disected something?
a owl pellet

47. Favourite Sports athlete?
MJ

48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
water, water, water


49. Name something you'd never wear?
pants

50. Name four scents you love?
outside,candles,pool, and new car smell

51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
date

52. Paper or plastic?
paper

53. Sausage or pepperoni?
sausage

54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
buryed a loved one

55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
yea

56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
croutons

57. 7up or Sprite?
sprite

58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
stewie

59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
shot 10 times in da face lol jp hit by a car

60. Most annoying question people ask you?
it was in the last place you looked wasnt it... well no shit it was

61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
the ugly truth

62. Are you double jointed?
no

63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
no

64. Can you blow smoke rings?
i used to

65. Can you roll your tongue?
yea

66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
monopoly i love money

67. Can you flare your nostrils?
no

68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
both

69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
none

70. Do you cook?
hell yea i went to school for it

71. How often do you shower/bathe?
everyday

72. Hair drying method?
air

73. Are you a spitter?
no

74. Favourite clothing brand?
i normally dont wear a brand just tall tees but i guess jordan

75. Shoe brand?
jordan

76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
perfection in my work

77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
yea

b. Same sex??
no

78. What's your sleeping position?
shit however i fall asleep

79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
fuck no i never use them

80. Pool or hot tub?
pool i love to swim

81. Rain or Snow?
rain

82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
N

83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
both but i guess mind becuz the body will die off with age

84. Dream Car?
to many to name

85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
a massive system

86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
say fuck this place

87. Storms - badass or scary?
badass i love them

88. Where do you shop at the most?
internet

89. What sports, if any, do you play?
i played them all but football was my fav

90. What turns you on?
the movie the notebook and a case of wine coolers..... LMAO

91. What turns you off?
bitching

92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
only thing i will ever do the same and have in common with them is being dead besides that fuck them and thier pathetic lifestyle

93. Are you a morning person?
i can if its needed

94. Do you go to church?
barely

95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
yea manager baby pizza shop

96. Do you believe in ghosts?
yea until proven differently in the court of law

97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
yea

98. How do you like your women/men?
overeasy with a side of bacon

99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
idk worry free

100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
General Patton or winston churchhill becuz i beleive a good strategie will win the fight

101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
stupidity

102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
everytime i achieve something theres is always one thing above it i have yet to achieve such a greatness

103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
to see the future so i can check my decisions

104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
id try a person scrambled i normally do overeasy but id try scrambled

105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
chicken salad

106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
everything until i died id like to try new tastes

107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
At the evening service tonight the sermon topic will be What is hell? come early and listen to our choir practice. LOL

108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
gum

109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
no

110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
sometimes

111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
the regular color

112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
getting married it could work out or it could spin your life into a burning twisting hell that you can only escape by paying the bitch half you hard earned shit...

113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
see what plex added to the frontpage

114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
no

115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
yes but i dont care im on gamebattes and mlg

116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
no i read it

117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
not really

118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
no

b. same sex?
complexity he seems smart enought to talk to

119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
no

120. The best kind of sex is:
all kinds

jesus christ, 120 questions??? welp, we'll see how far i get



0. What is your name? Donnie

1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you? fuck yea


2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it? a picture of double F.l.


3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be? that his doughters are hot


4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed? a rabit

5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of? double F.l.


6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in? uhhh, i dunno


7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up? the girl at the bar 2 weeks ago


8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self? that i can only be in one place at a time


9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time? of course.. well unless im cooking


10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you? yup


11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?


12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl? noooo, well maybe


12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?


13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason? a broken condom


14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal? yup, bills mothers clit ring, it was cold out


15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm? im undecided on this one


16. Where is your favorite place to be? the bar


17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous? hana!


18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to? my grandmother


19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be? into the future? probably "are hookers legal here yet"


20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex? boobs/eyes


21. Least favorite place to be? the drunk tank


22. Do you believe in an afterlife? im undecided


22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so? heaven =)


23. Identify some things surrounding your computer? orange pop, baseball glove, a napkin from the sandwhich i just ate


24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups? small groups usually


25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?

sure


26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?

-id have to go with slacks, nothing defends from a barrage of wild goats like a good pair of slacks


27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?

nail her


28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
-camping


29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
-nope


29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them? skittles, in the bathtub


29b. Are you ever going to get any? fuck yea


30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done? attempt to answer 120 friggin question survey


31. Last dream you can remember? i cant remember


32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about? yup


33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? im undecided


34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead? young and dead


35. Is cheerleading a sport? fuckin right it is, n i could watch it all day


36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? i dunno ive never asked tootsie about her pop


37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex? no, hopefully never do


38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
-this ones easy, the egg, cause i said so


39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
-hazard


39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
-both piss me off, listen to a full song damit!


40. Do u believe in love at first sight no


40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all? yea


41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
garth brooks, brad paisley

42. Name 3 habits you have? smoking, drinking, n kicking ass


43. Name a random fact about yourself? i have a belly button


44. Silver, gold or platinum? platinum


45. Silly or serious relationship? well id like a serious one but i dont think its in the cards


46. Have you ever disected something? emcees


47. Favourite Sports athlete? tom brady, bastard


48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? beer, water, coffee



49. Name something you'd never wear? stockings

50. Name four scents you love? play-doh, lavender, vagina, coffee


51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend? im undecided


52. Paper or plastic? plastic?


53. Sausage or pepperoni? pepperoni


54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
-tell alpha bills mom we cant see each other any more


55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
-of course


56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
-both, or im not eatin it, damnit


57. 7up or Sprite?
-7up


58. Favorite Cartoon Character? spongebob squarepants


59. Reason For being in the hospital last? my serious illness


60. Most annoying question people ask you?
-havent i seen u somewhere before? no bitch


61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
star trek


62. Are you double jointed?
no, i dont smoke pot, but sometimes on fridays im double fisted, beeeer

63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? fuckin right doggy


64. Can you blow smoke rings? no


65. Can you roll your tongue? maybe


66. Scrabble or Monopoly? moneypoley


67. Can you flare your nostrils? yup


68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?twirl


69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
my face


70. Do you cook? i love cooking


71. How often do you shower/bathe? weekly


72. Hair drying method? towel


73. Are you a spitter? double F.L. isnt *smirk*


74. Favourite clothing brand? ecko


75. Shoe brand? addidas


76. Name one thing you are obsessed with? corn chips n salsa


77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex? no i dont think so, maybe


b. Same sex?? no


78. What's your sleeping position? horizontal


79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out? yea actually


80. Pool or hot tub? both


81. Rain or Snow? rain and snow


82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought? eminem relapse


83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind? mind, u need a good imagination!


84. Dream Car? phantom


85. Whats in the trunk of your car? bill gates.. hell sign that cheque eventually


86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning? your mom


87. Storms - badass or scary? badass


88. Where do you shop at the most? independant grocer


89. What sports, if any, do you play? a little football


90. What turns you on? fishnets, costumes, nipples


91. What turns you off? thats a tough one


92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents? fer sure


93. Are you a morning person? hell no


94. Do you go to church? no


95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not? yup, commercial construction

96. Do you believe in ghosts? no


97. Do you still watch movies on VHS? who framed roger rabit, oh yea


98. How do you like your women/men? i like my women with dark hair n a nice figure, glasses are a plus too, librarian look!


99. What is your idea of perfect happiness? laying in bed all day


100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?


101. What is the trait you most deplore in others? i dont know what that means, damnit shanda/plex


102. What do you consider your greatest achievement? i have no idea


103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be? to marry aria giovanni


104. What would eat if you had no ethics? i have no ethics, i eat everything from cow tongue to head cheese


105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? cheese n crackers!!!!!


106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
swiss steak n roasted potatoes


107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it, "frazzled, harriet undid the doors deadbolt, hoping jack would not fuss about taking his pills"
.

108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
mouthwash, it kills bad breath bacteria, uve seen the commercials


109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear? no bitch no


110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online? of course


111. What's your favorite color of post-it note? yellow


112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime? climb mount everest on the back of a moutain lion and than parachute back down


113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest? wonder why the hell i signed onto illest


114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around? yup fer sure


115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit? no


116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece? no


117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
no


118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.? hana, or shanda


b. same sex? viral or plex


119. Would you consider yourself out of shape? no


120. The best kind of sex is: hours n hours long on a hangover morning, for some reason

LMAO.

Remind me to punch you next time i see you, kay?
<3