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Fuck yer 2 bars

Around my way im the resident stoner
I only got my girl, im a peasant, a loner
She aint much of a looker, I got hesitant boner
One day when I was trippin the president phoned her
He revealed my identity as a dissident soldier
She grabbed me by the neck and said listen its over
I pulled down my pants n told her she`d be missin ma cobra
She slapped me on the face n did a piss on ma loafer
I said "miss this aint over", I took a shit on her sofa
The fumes filled the air, u could sniff the aroma
I said “be with you“? I`d rather live in a coma
Ur an ugly bitch, look like the Grinch when im sober
She said whats the matter, do u wish I was older
Bitch, I aint goin back to prison I told ya
My lips turned green from kissin ya cho cha
N ur face needs a transplant, I was gonna visit a donor
U think ya gonna make me live in my own car
Im gonna make it big, neck glisten like Hova
Get lifts off a chauffeur, smoke some piff with a soap star
Skip the corona, ima sip Cris in ma own bar
Fuck our baby, have it christened a loner
Coz bitch im outta here, im goin fishin with Jonah

nice way to bring diss-shit-back-cee
but now i gotta be pissin-ya-stack-G
cus this fizzin-jus-lacks-B
now that it's prison-that-hacks-me

ull be grabbin thread n stitchin-up-fastly
after u get hit-n-attacked-cee
for droppin some awsome shit-in-the-track-g
i got nothin to say, am i fishin?-exactly

lol cee4 that was a nice little verse

Fuck VIP, when will he learn that im smarter
Aint no one thinking this fuckin germ is a martyr
Fuck braids, this fag gettin a perm from tha barber
And some tattooed tears from a permanent marker

vip a fag.. see em playin around with burbon-n-sparklers
fuck V.I.P.s, i hate em all.. ill even go burnin-vince-carter
flippin scripts im turnin-the-charter, he aint a mexican, hes german-but-darker
thought he was a chick, bill posted that myspace.. lookin like mary jane whos jerkin-pete-parker

He's an embarrassment, don't wanna smirk but I have tah
Haha VIP`s got a noose, the bitch lurk by the rafter
About to jump, damn the fags hurt from the laughter


seen the pic?
Hes a rappin transvestite
No bra but his vest tight
He wont snap but his breast`s might
When im stabbin his chest pipe

with his beef, im so quick to digest mines
he goes down so easy, right through my intestine
hes an invertebrate, only with less spine
like a drunk actor how this bitch fuckin mess lines

haha yea, vips the BEST!-psych, hes like hitler with less-stripes
hes hated like benzino, the difference? ben managed to get-hype
said i look like a vagina.. freakin out all stressed-like thats my best-line!
that fags all about the wood, perkin up like "i smell fresh-pine!!!"

He cant rap for shit, he don't own ma humour yo
My raps eat him like cancer, I hone a tumour flow
He`s a fag like George Micheal, he roam in cubicles
I`ll knock VI for six like its Roman Numerals

hes a george micheal clone-u-knew-it-yo
probably an emo listenin to "sloan"-music-bro
hes a loser, why does he feel the need to flow-n-prove-it-tho
dude never gets laid, payin for a hoe-ta-use-it-slow

haha edited it too make some sense lol

lol saw that, edited mine n took out the "stop postin the same time as me" shit haha

hey man, we know his flow his stupid bro
with a face like that, hes a foe of cupid yo

hes gotta know-he-useless-tho
mexican? he ate a burrito-n-puked-it-whole
id like to call him sant, hes known-ta-use-a-pole
dont diss em hell go-give-u-tha-coal

You won't even get coal, you'll get some carbon residue/
And I'm sorry if I spit bars that start upsetting you/
I'm a Martian, specialized in the art of letting loose/
Its hard to measure dudes but I know I'm yards ahead of you/