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i'll decapiate u faster cut ur head with a "fan blade"
and u still wouldn't be as nice as me, you couldn't "cut" a record thats been made
cause i'll "slice" your verbs n chop your vocal cords
n slit your neck with my "switch blade" so no more off key'd chords haha iuno

umm next weapon cordless phone!!!

everything i spit is acidic like battery fluid, i always erode-tha-flow-above-me
shove the phone down ya throat so far the antenna's out ya ass lookin like a remote-control-monkey

---> a virtual pet (one of those tamagootchie things)

I'm so sick i'll hurt you with my virtual pet..
hatch it's egg n then u'll never forget..
just thinkin of it makes u sweat..
name is chomper like the one off ur telivision set..
cute when it's small but makes u regret..
the day that me n u met..
so go ahead n run quick as a jet..
gotta head back to my chick name janette..

haha..it sucked but umm..
i dont kno if i can say this..but a...
dildo..HA

didnt wanna do this but i will though// stab ya in your eye with a dildo// make ya feel excrutiating pain// n turn da bitch on to simulate your brain

garbage can

hit u wit a garbage can like im on wwe..
like john cena you can't see me..
after it's all over leave u in blood..
drag u outside through the mud..
do the a-town stomp all over your face..
aint from atlanta so change it cali in it's place..


belt..

break the bottle on the side of the bar..
cut u on the arm now ur left with a scar..
blood runnin down ur arm nothin but panic..
make u think twice before fuckin with a hispanic..

pot n pans..

Pots And pans?,. Shit i still got these hands//
but This Silver Will Get you With Every Shot It can//
Not alot for a man, to be Bleeding on the floor//
But Gotta Finish These Dishes Bitch, I'll be back for more.

Vacuum Cleaner

i told u before dont mess with me when im cleanin..
now ur sitting here crying n screaming..
sucked up all ur fake bling with the vacuum cleaner..
shit got me so pissed off now u dont have ur weiner..
so i guess now ur a chick..
dont u kno not to fuck wit slick..

shoe lace..

im like moses i move-lakes, makin brutal n rude-tapes
twist ya neck till your spine snaps n beat ya wit a piece of furniture till tha stool breaks
always number one, never done in two takes, ill kill ya faster than you can tie a shoe lace

mexican jumping beans

YOU CANT GET PUSSY SO ERECTIONS FROM HUMPIN JEANS// PUMP DIS FIENDS THROAT CHOKED WIT MEXICAN JUMPIN BEANS.....PROSTHETIC LEG

got my leg blown off my im still good..
walk around with a limp but i aint no hood..
fool came up to me one day n said wats good..
took off my leg n beat him right were he stood..

glass eye..

ill steal ya jewleryand act like a baller, tthat floss-let-us-fake
pull out ya CAPS!!! n you fallin like a gimp without a prosthetic-leg

*edit* lol damn you droppped before me slickmex

^^ i didnt get the rhyme?..but yea

Glass Eye

lol my bad, im a bit wasted atm, glass eye = good weapon