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No one except Homer has Swagger like gil
Swagger like gil, Swagger, Swagger like gil
No one except Homer has Swagger like gil
Swagger like gil, Swagger, Swagger like gil...

Yo Gil is in the buildin'
wantin' to get his hundreds, thousands, millions
always sniffin' for that pay cheque
that'll move him out of poor town so he can't find his way back
no more walkin' for ole' gil, just be cruisin' in a mayback
in restaurants, no window leavin', peep the bill, i jus' paid that
two coffee's n' a slice of pie..
i just tipped the waitress and now the shit costs twice the price
no hand me ups bitch, new suit, that shit is twice as nice
a home in shelbyville? too much for you? shit i'll just buy it thrice
used to get rushed easy, lost a lotta jobs
now the juice pilin' up, like the holocaust
people ask am i broke? im like not at all
matter fact, im feelin' generous.. heres a proper home
always had an upbeat attitude, i was never defeatist
now i got enough money to make burns look like cletus
if money talks now i got something to say
im in the fast lane ya'll, get the fuck out the way


No one except Homer has Swagger like gil
Swagger like gil, Swagger, Swagger like gil
No one except Homer has Swagger like gil
Swagger like gil, Swagger, Swagger like gil...

except homer? is ya'll trippin'
i got chrome rims, even stopped they all spinnin'
with that pink car? he jus' can't see me
that bitch crashed more than a ole' PC
marge aint nothin', now i cop steady feels on a hot date
now i aint fixin' em ready meals on a hot plate
3 more payments and its all mine, was i cursed?
now i use the phrase for ownin' the whole world
gil's ill literally, my thyroids goin' bananza
luckily for me, enough money can cure cancer
now i hit the strip club n' blow 50'000... per dancer
look what gilly can acheive when he gets his fair chances
I used to grab the mag and dream of datin' maud
but now ima dawg, when i hit the street, they applaud..
bought a house in france next to the sea n' the bay is large
like female sex change despisers, im happy to stay abroad
you can't imagine the bitches, now im havin' money
lets just say i get sucked on more than maggie's dummy..

chea!..

No one except Homer has Swagger like gil
Swagger like gil, Swagger, Swagger like gil
No one except Homer has Swagger like gil
Swagger like gil, Swagger, Swagger like gil..

used to have a job sellin' houses
now i've put 30 people in emplyoment, jus' to sell me houses
kookie kwan used to be a bitch, she could breakguys
But since i've hit it big, she's number 1 on my westside
on my east i got lurleen
come bunk with me tonight? shit thats just her dream
if she got an ass i dont care how humble is she
as long as she taste sweeter than a jumbo squishee
used to be lucky to get dirty glances
now i check up models, and like my dirty chances
people aint feelin' me? maybes thats hatin'
now i get more pussy than the crazy cat lady
you hearin' the swag? okay, good..
my money holdin' up the area like snake would
my weight could destroy all of these grey hoods
cause you know the kid makin' a splash like play pools

yeahhhh...

No one except Homer has Swagger like gil
Swagger like gil, Swagger, Swagger like gil
No one except Homer has Swagger like gil
Swagger like gil, Swagger, Swagger like gil..