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-- Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:40 am --

The fact is I'm too skilled so I'ma play text with you
he's names me n me, keep fuckin' ya'self you asexual

I'll have this porkchop fried up n thrown to the dust bunnies
get your patti mayonaisse'd I'll skeeter since you doug funny

he mad crushin' on me, it's ok dawg I'ma luscious beard
I see your pic, this punch is 8 Mile, you look like a duck with ears

what the fuck is up with your punchlines they lame as fuck
he's like a ho on the weekend, you can ask him for change, he sucks

it's reverse psycho, either way I murked you I confess to murder
watch this stan throw up another L like he's too close to Testaburger

yea homey that's from South Park, so get your TV Guide
I'll put cheddar on this coach potato and make some cheesy fries

fuck a punchline dawg I killed you two lines above
I'm just tryna box you in, just like a assignment does

so after this whole things done and this last line is up
you'll see only when you snitch, is the only time you can try the fuzz

What the fuck took so long, are you needin'some help?
Waitin' for that, it almost made me go dissin' myself


Use a Phillips, you're the harry version of Phillip Morris
I'm not jokin' but i'm a legend, like Chuck Norris
Good luck Chuck, but this time i'm not joking
Come on beardy, act like a bitch and quit chocking!

I'll take you slightly, you ain't heavy! go build a kite
You're not able to drop a heavy bar even if ILLESTLYRICS was a construction site!


I can see you like sports, and I know your favorite, and that most of all
You like handball - your favorite part of it being your hand on my ball


I'm stomping the yard, this is rocking the art
But battlin' you? is like holding a fart
I'm callin' it art, Yu Zhenhuan mini me wanna be
Callin' me a Eminem wanna be, you're a Zhen' mini me

This round was like Mike Jackson, cuz i just thrilled you
It's clear, no need for CSI to see that i've killed you!


Oh yeah, i'm a "Stan" and proud i'll say it loud
We're thousands, but the man in the mirror is your biggest crowd!

the stan won this lol.. but uh beard was bad either..

yeah i think stan got em HOWEVER he wrote more lines...

last bar doesn't count.

mu'fucker didn't throw punches and he get's the votes
smh

(3) Punchlines - N/A
(3) Personals -N/A
(2) Multies - Beard
(1) Flow - Shady
(1) Structure - Beard
(1) Vocab/Complex - N/A
(1) Other - N/A

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V/ Beard