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Ayo....

They NACHOS!?!, MY HAMMERS!!! I'll cock 'em back and be ya armed foe, Soprana!
Bitch couldnt come with 'Smooth' hits if your verse was backed by the guitar of Carlos Santana!!!

Hoe I'll leave you sticky with sauce, this chick couldnt get a lifting from bras!
My punches have you seein more stars than a porn film with Nicki Minaj featuring Fifty and Nas!!!

I see, you act shifty because... you battling a dude that'll expose how you fail to give head
Shady bitch, only Santana I ever gave a fuck about was Juelz from Dip Set!!!

Only thing we want from you is to get sex... Show tits or get the fuck out chick!!!
Know your role in this 1920's home, take school back to the old, shut up and sit the fuck down bitch!!!!

Okay, back to old vibes, Kuhlerblynd be from the Smackahoe tribe and will black your whole eye
Where I'm at on the map, we'll put a bitch on blast, just ask quaterback Mike Hartline!!!!

She must be a lust shark and love scars, cuz I thump bars that'll cut out this cunt's heart
Leave her like Kanye said... You didnt have to beg in the callout thread if you wanted me to cum hard!!!!!



Ay, do me a favor... Just make it

*** I put Soprana instead of Soprano, because in Spanish, females are related to with an A at the end of the word, while men are referred to with an O at the end of the word. For example- Hermana means sister, and hermano means brother. ***

you with fat chicks isnt rare.. with a pussy full of oxygen the cunt bitch isnt fair..
we call the hoe Black Panther, cuz every nigga on the block pumped his fist in the air..
here's the list to compare: Tana is better when smashing these heads..
your crew is Collectively Ill....cuz they all had Murk --> Nasty in bed..
you cant last in threads, ya lines and habitat smells of ass, flies, and yolks..
its safe to say I'll throw Mc in the trash....with a side of fries and a Coke..
no lie, he's broke! he knows the grass is greener cuz he slept on lawns wit campers..
I could figure who style you bit.....but Elton John's not a rapper..
i'm jawning them clappers while ya still fuckin fat hoes out her clothes..
ya love it tho! the bitch aint an academic prestige but ya stay stuck on Honor Roll..
time to have Ol' Conner fold, ya mixtape? lets see how far them dissings will do..
Kuhler tracks are subdue, if the DJ turned into a painter, he still wouldnt be mixing the hue..


-ez
[Honor Roll - On her roll]

is this how yall vote? no breakdowns or anything? pretty lame.. ehh..

Vote wont count. Guys, can we get some breakdown votes in this so the lady can get some feed? Thanks.

Bro, its just that she's only been posting battle verses, and would like a little more feed on her stuff. I understand how you feel, but it would be good of you to break it down. If you dont want to do it, thats cool. No sweat.

SANTANA.

you with fat chicks isnt rare.. with a pussy full of oxygen the cunt bitch isnt fair..
we call the hoe Black Panther, cuz every nigga on the block pumped his fist in the air..

Lame set up, Dope punch, but it had nothing to do with anything really. 2/5.

here's the list to compare: Tana is better when smashing these heads..
your crew is Collectively Ill....cuz they all had Murk --> Nasty in bed..

Not as a clever punch, but it was relative to the battle 2/5

you cant last in threads, ya lines and habitat smells of ass, flies, and yolks..
its safe to say I'll throw Mc in the trash....with a side of fries and a Coke..
made me crack a grin, 2.5/5

no lie, he's broke! he knows the grass is greener cuz he slept on lawns wit campers..
I could figure who style you bit.....but Elton John's not a rapper..

No 1/5

time to have Ol' Conner fold, ya mixtape? lets see how far them dissings will do..
Kuhler tracks are subdue, if the DJ turned into a painter, he still wouldnt be mixing the hue..

Was okay, pretty weak closer but. 1.5/5

Overall 9 points.

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NASTY.


They NACHOS!?!, MY HAMMERS!!! I'll cock 'em back and be ya armed foe, Soprana!
Bitch couldnt come with 'Smooth' hits if your verse was backed by the guitar of Carlos Santana!!!

Was okay. weak opener though 2/5

Hoe I'll leave you sticky with sauce, this chick couldnt get a lifting from bras!
My punches have you seein more stars than a porn film with Nicki Minaj featuring Fifty and Nas!!!

lol, pretty nice 2.5

I see, you act shifty because... you battling a dude that'll expose how you fail to give head
Shady bitch, only Santana I ever gave a fuck about was Juelz from Dip Set!!!

lol, i knew this one was coming but it was funny 3/5

Only thing we want from you is to get sex... Show tits or get the fuck out chick!!!
Know your role in this 1920's home, take school back to the old, shut up and sit the fuck down bitch!!!!

Wasn't really feeling it. 1.5/5

Okay, back to old vibes, Kuhlerblynd be from the Smackahoe tribe and will black your whole eye
Where I'm at on the map, we'll put a bitch on blast, just ask quaterback Mike Hartline!!!!

I Dont get it because i'm Australian so 1/5.

She must be a lust shark and love scars, cuz I thump bars that'll cut out this cunt's heart
Leave her like Kanye said... You didnt have to beg in the callout thread if you wanted me to cum hard!!!!!

Good closer. 3/5

I Cant be fucked doing a tally, but i know you won on points.

VOTE - NASTY.

i would say something, but don't wanna sway. Bump for more votes.

I wouldn't agree to a cat sweep:

Flow - Santana (Murk's lines were stretched to get to the punch)
Punches - Murk took this one (Santana's opener and closer bars totally screwed up the battle for her. The Elton John was a good punch with a poor set up. The coke and fries line was the best and only bar. While Murk had some corney ass punches (ie Dipset, 1920, and Hartline) at least he was consistent with his attacks.)
Personals - Santana took that one with the collectively ILL bar over Murk's Call out thread bar.
Creativity - Murk appeared to take more time with the punches and set ups than Santana did. Never use a filler as an opener Santana
Multies - Murk
Overall Enjoyment - Murk (Had Santana aimed her first bar at Murk, I would've probably given this battle to her. She fucked herself "pardon the pun" in this battle)

Vote - Murk

Murk McNasty

They NACHOS!?!, MY HAMMERS!!! I'll cock 'em back and be ya armed foe, Soprana!
Bitch couldnt come with 'Smooth' hits if your verse was backed by the guitar of Carlos Santana!!!
^^^ not a hard hitting punch for the opener, didn't attack...2/5

Hoe I'll leave you sticky with sauce, this chick couldnt get a lifting from bras!
My punches have you seein more stars than a porn film with Nicki Minaj featuring Fifty and Nas!!!
^^^ ok punch...the flow saved this one...3/5

I see, you act shifty because... you battling a dude that'll expose how you fail to give head
Shady bitch, only Santana I ever gave a fuck about was Juelz from Dip Set!!!
^^^ didn't hit at all for me. the punch didn't attack, more like stating an opinion...1/5

Only thing we want from you is to get sex... Show tits or get the fuck out chick!!!
Know your role in this 1920's home, take school back to the old, shut up and sit the fuck down bitch!!!!
^^^ I liked the set up, but I feel u could've taken the punch a different way, I wasn't really feeling it, felt stretched...1/5

Okay, back to old vibes, Kuhlerblynd be from the Smackahoe tribe and will black your whole eye
Where I'm at on the map, we'll put a bitch on blast, just ask quaterback Mike Hartline!!!!
^^^ didn't get this punch, but the flow was dope...2/5

She must be a lust shark and love scars, cuz I thump bars that'll cut out this cunt's heart
Leave her like Kanye said... You didnt have to beg in the callout thread if you wanted me to cum hard!!!!!
^^^ flow and punch were dope. good closer...3.5/5

12.5/30

eN Santana

you with fat chicks isnt rare.. with a pussy full of oxygen the cunt bitch isnt fair..
we call the hoe Black Panther, cuz every nigga on the block pumped his fist in the air..
^^^ ok punch, universal though, not attacking opponent...1.5/5

here's the list to compare: Tana is better when smashing these heads..
your crew is Collectively Ill....cuz they all had Murk --> Nasty in bed..
^^^ meh personal/nameplay, not hard hitting...2/5

you cant last in threads, ya lines and habitat smells of ass, flies, and yolks..
its safe to say I'll throw Mc in the trash....with a side of fries and a Coke..
^^^ funny, witty, nice flow...3/5

no lie, he's broke! he knows the grass is greener cuz he slept on lawns wit campers..
I could figure who style you bit.....but Elton John's not a rapper..
^^^ universal and not doing damage at all...1.5/5

i'm jawning them clappers while ya still fuckin fat hoes out her clothes..
ya love it tho! the bitch aint an academic prestige but ya stay stuck on Honor Roll..
^^^ "on 'on her roll'"???...don't get it, universal still, nothing special...1.5/5

time to have Ol' Conner fold, ya mixtape? lets see how far them dissings will do..
Kuhler tracks are subdue, if the DJ turned into a painter, he still wouldnt be mixing the hue..
^^^ ok, but not enough to do damage, weak closer...1.5/5

11/30

Santana had the flow down pat, props for that, but that's not what wins battles. Murk took this with more direct punches, less universal ones...

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