Rellik Diss
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:42 am
Rellik's like Houdini it seems, like it’s the magic castle my diss just *disappeared*
Swallowed up into Rellik's magic asshole, like somehow I'd forget I posted a *diss up here*
Well clearly you’re on the boards so the only conclusion is that you’re ducking me
You’d rather diss the entire forum rather than fuck with just one Tulip, B?
You deleted my spit the first time, so your cowardice mass diss is just a wussy-anthem fool
Talkin bout flesh lights, YOU’RE the fleshlight – cause you’re a pussy and a tool
Won’t even engage me cause you saw how I bal(le)d: nearly chemo-kid
Lookin sappy in your picture like you bawled, Cheer up emo kid!
But don’t get down, I know my lines punch hard when they’re landing
So why you mopey all alone in your room like, “NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!”
Rellik is nothing but a relic – out of date and just a loner
this bag of bones must spend all his time with homos baggin’ boners
Your rhymin’s a disaster, there’s no point, like if a midget says he tall
And you look like hillary swank gained some weight and bought a trainin bra
Seriously, I was gonna donate to Japan but I’d rather buy you a shirt
In many ways you’ve been exposed and it’s just plain wrong, like nuts in a skirt
I don’t mean to hate but I’m tryna help you and I mean this
You need to invest in a barber visit cause your head’s shaped like a penis
“Token White”? are you for real, dawg that’s like ninety nine percent of this site
If you wanna pull diversity... guess you could bring up the fact that you look like a dyke?
Your punches are so weak, they can hardly be felt, just like you’re dick
guess it don’t mean shit to have that sparkly belt up in your sig
And you be givin yourself props with them silly graphics, high fivin’ yourself’s a spectacle
but the only time a dude would slap your hand is when you’re reaching for his testicles
I know you can just erase my posts, but I could give a fuck about a mod
his mod status makes him bag us if he gets mad at us but he ain’t a god
Your lyrics are unclear and you fuckin know it so you use parentheses
But that just makes you a faggot if you have to explain what a verse meant to me (because of the fact that your rapping is bad and you have homosexual relations with men)
Cause you’re just frontin like you tough, you’re like a comb pretending to be a switchblade
You’re like if Lassie cleaned houses, cause you be nothing but a bitch-made
Talkin bout I look like an Alias? It’s because your mom’s got Garner-kankles
And you know she likes waitin for my penetrating verse, holdin on her ankles
Did you really repeat a line you used in battle, you runnin out of generic shit?
your rhymes like the smallest dick (yours): even bitches laugh and stare at it
You don’t wanna a battle with a real emcee, will you even retaliate to this pushing
I should have sex next to you so we can both be fuckin pussies
Either way, please do us all a favor and change your pic, why would you share that
Two news flashes: I just crushed you, and Justin Bieber wants his hair back.
Swallowed up into Rellik's magic asshole, like somehow I'd forget I posted a *diss up here*
Well clearly you’re on the boards so the only conclusion is that you’re ducking me
You’d rather diss the entire forum rather than fuck with just one Tulip, B?
You deleted my spit the first time, so your cowardice mass diss is just a wussy-anthem fool
Talkin bout flesh lights, YOU’RE the fleshlight – cause you’re a pussy and a tool
Won’t even engage me cause you saw how I bal(le)d: nearly chemo-kid
Lookin sappy in your picture like you bawled, Cheer up emo kid!
But don’t get down, I know my lines punch hard when they’re landing
So why you mopey all alone in your room like, “NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!”
Rellik is nothing but a relic – out of date and just a loner
this bag of bones must spend all his time with homos baggin’ boners
Your rhymin’s a disaster, there’s no point, like if a midget says he tall
And you look like hillary swank gained some weight and bought a trainin bra
Seriously, I was gonna donate to Japan but I’d rather buy you a shirt
In many ways you’ve been exposed and it’s just plain wrong, like nuts in a skirt
I don’t mean to hate but I’m tryna help you and I mean this
You need to invest in a barber visit cause your head’s shaped like a penis
“Token White”? are you for real, dawg that’s like ninety nine percent of this site
If you wanna pull diversity... guess you could bring up the fact that you look like a dyke?
Your punches are so weak, they can hardly be felt, just like you’re dick
guess it don’t mean shit to have that sparkly belt up in your sig
And you be givin yourself props with them silly graphics, high fivin’ yourself’s a spectacle
but the only time a dude would slap your hand is when you’re reaching for his testicles
I know you can just erase my posts, but I could give a fuck about a mod
his mod status makes him bag us if he gets mad at us but he ain’t a god
Your lyrics are unclear and you fuckin know it so you use parentheses
But that just makes you a faggot if you have to explain what a verse meant to me (because of the fact that your rapping is bad and you have homosexual relations with men)
Cause you’re just frontin like you tough, you’re like a comb pretending to be a switchblade
You’re like if Lassie cleaned houses, cause you be nothing but a bitch-made
Talkin bout I look like an Alias? It’s because your mom’s got Garner-kankles
And you know she likes waitin for my penetrating verse, holdin on her ankles
Did you really repeat a line you used in battle, you runnin out of generic shit?
your rhymes like the smallest dick (yours): even bitches laugh and stare at it
You don’t wanna a battle with a real emcee, will you even retaliate to this pushing
I should have sex next to you so we can both be fuckin pussies
Either way, please do us all a favor and change your pic, why would you share that
Two news flashes: I just crushed you, and Justin Bieber wants his hair back.
