SIGN UPS FOR 2011 TEXT TOURNEY
Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 3:21 pm
This is MY tournament, and I'm making it MY responsibility. Period. If you dont like the fucking rules, dont sign up. Glad to get my point across.
So, anyhow, you guys like cash? How about an envelope, sent with a money order, sent to YOUR address, with YOUR name on it? How about that? No internet, paypal shit. If you cant trust me to send it one way, why cant you trust me to send it another? I'll give every bit of contact info you need to find out about me, if you want, and there are many people on this site that can tell you I'm not a bullshitter. There are people on this site that respect me cuz I tell the TRUTH, so dont sign up if you're looking for a different method of payment. I'm keeping this shit legit.
Also, another way I'm keeping this shit legit, is this: IF you no show in this tournament, I swear to God that I'm remodeling YOUR SIGNATURE with a PICTURE of THE JUDGES choosing. Yep, you're getting tagged and made an ass of, for AT LEAST A MONTH. Reason being? You wasted my time, and others' time, AND THE PEOPLE PUTTING UP THE MONEY FOR THIS TO HAPPEN, by signing up and not showing... If you want to make me feel like an idiot, you can believe Im going to make you feel worse.
Now, I think that will 'weed' out the 'herb's. (Yeah, I said it.) If you have less than 50 posts, dont sign up. This gives ANYONE THE CHANCE to make this deadline reasonably, WHO HASNT REACHED 100 yet. You must reach that goal by the actual date, two weeks from now, that I create the match-ups... Yes, I will be creating the match ups.
No, this isn't a topical tournament. This is fist-to-cuff fucking brawl-it-out sessions, period. Any personals, disregarding family, is more than welcome. Humiliate the FUCK out of each other. Best thing is, it doesnt cost you shit, and you get to clown the hell out of someone. Even better? The winner of this tournament gets $200. CASH MONEY. Tax free, fuck the government, I-won-something-that-you-cant-control-the-funding-of-CASH-MONEY!!!
Judges will be determined. Bar length will increase as rounds progress. Best of seven series. 3-0 is KO. 4-1 is TKO. Friends will not happen, and enemies will be made.
Match-ups and the bracket will be set up on May the 26th, at no specific time.
Sign the fuck up.
So, anyhow, you guys like cash? How about an envelope, sent with a money order, sent to YOUR address, with YOUR name on it? How about that? No internet, paypal shit. If you cant trust me to send it one way, why cant you trust me to send it another? I'll give every bit of contact info you need to find out about me, if you want, and there are many people on this site that can tell you I'm not a bullshitter. There are people on this site that respect me cuz I tell the TRUTH, so dont sign up if you're looking for a different method of payment. I'm keeping this shit legit.
Also, another way I'm keeping this shit legit, is this: IF you no show in this tournament, I swear to God that I'm remodeling YOUR SIGNATURE with a PICTURE of THE JUDGES choosing. Yep, you're getting tagged and made an ass of, for AT LEAST A MONTH. Reason being? You wasted my time, and others' time, AND THE PEOPLE PUTTING UP THE MONEY FOR THIS TO HAPPEN, by signing up and not showing... If you want to make me feel like an idiot, you can believe Im going to make you feel worse.
Now, I think that will 'weed' out the 'herb's. (Yeah, I said it.) If you have less than 50 posts, dont sign up. This gives ANYONE THE CHANCE to make this deadline reasonably, WHO HASNT REACHED 100 yet. You must reach that goal by the actual date, two weeks from now, that I create the match-ups... Yes, I will be creating the match ups.
No, this isn't a topical tournament. This is fist-to-cuff fucking brawl-it-out sessions, period. Any personals, disregarding family, is more than welcome. Humiliate the FUCK out of each other. Best thing is, it doesnt cost you shit, and you get to clown the hell out of someone. Even better? The winner of this tournament gets $200. CASH MONEY. Tax free, fuck the government, I-won-something-that-you-cant-control-the-funding-of-CASH-MONEY!!!
Judges will be determined. Bar length will increase as rounds progress. Best of seven series. 3-0 is KO. 4-1 is TKO. Friends will not happen, and enemies will be made.
Match-ups and the bracket will be set up on May the 26th, at no specific time.
Sign the fuck up.
