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Make Us Laugh
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:22 am
by Orfadox
Post Your Fav Jokes Here
Re: Make Us Laugh
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:22 am
by Orfadox
I Am Aware There Is Already A Joke Thread Just Too Lazy To Go Find It
Re: Make Us Laugh
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:27 am
by CBK
why did the condom run away?
it got pissed off.....
Re: Make Us Laugh
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:08 am
by CBK
The missus came home steaming drunk last night.
"You up for some role play action, babe?" she asked with a wink.
"Not really," I replied.
"Oh, come on," she said. "We can act out ANY scene, from ANY film you want."
Walking over to her with a huge smile on my face, I noticed her expression change. She had realised her mistake, however it was too late. Where I had previously seen arousal in her eyes, I now saw only blind terror...
As I shouted, "THIS... IS... SPARTA!" and kicked her down the stairs