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I awaken, last night was fuckin mayhem
My bitch went and told my boss she'd suck and lay him
Now I wanna grab a gun and fuckin spray him
I say fuck too much to rhyme with but fuck explainin
I'm a murderous cat and a telemarketer
As in I tell a marketer to let me park in her
But the bitch wouldn't let me get very far with her
Now I got less meat on my bone than Karen Carpenter
And so what if my bitch's ass has got the blackest mole
Cause I wanna pack a bowl and play some whack a mole
I rub hot sauce on my fuckin dick and attack the hole
Till her fuckin shit comes out like fuckin guacamole
I'm a fuckin ruthless fuckin psycho fuck yo
Blood splattered all inside my fuckin truck yo
You see all these other rappers fuckin suck yo
Facin me you're so fuckin outta fuckin luck yo
I got more drugs in my system than the police system
I stole a cop's pot and told him I'd fuckin fist him
But he didn't fuckin listen, I wore him as a glove
A glove that screams 'AHH AHH MY ASSHOLE'
Now I'm cruisin with more booze in me than breweries
Pickin my kid up from school for truancy
So he can smoke with my dudes and me, baked as shit
Then we get the munchies and go eat some cake n shit
Then we pull up at my boss's crib ready to go
And I got a gun in my hand that's ready to blow
So I tell my son to shoot him and he fuckin shot him
Aimed at his head and one shot he fuckin got him