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FUCK BLONDES
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 2:13 pm
by *.HarleQuin.*
THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES...A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and >help me.I have a killer jigsaw puzzle,and I can't figure out how to get it started". Her boyfriend asked,"What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde said,"According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all,no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............", he sighed,......................Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box. LMAO
u might of already heard it..but its still funny to me
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 2:18 pm
by Momeijah
Heard it Before.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 2:32 pm
by SlickMex
lol..new 2 me..
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 3:58 pm
by LadySam
blondes suck kangaroo arse
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 4:51 pm
by NENO
I like brunettes anyways. Blondes are portrayed as dumb & ditsy, but they make a nice fuck.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:23 pm
by Kurse
Nice...lol
Haven't heard that one yet.
So yea...2 blondes walked into a building...
...you'd think one of them would've seen it.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:51 pm
by ~Symbolikull~
what does a screen door and a blonde have in common?????
the more you bang em' the looser they get
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:52 pm
by ~Symbolikull~
whens the only time blondes have sex wit the lights on????
when the car doors opened
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:53 pm
by ~Symbolikull~
why do blondes prefer convertibles???
more leg room
why do they prefer tilt steerin?
more head room
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:54 pm
by ~Symbolikull~
what does a turtle and a blonde have in common??
once they on the back you know they fucked
Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 12:08 am
by Ambiguous Realm
i dunno took me about 3-5 minutes to make one up since i dont know any...
why do blondes say "oh mah GOSH"?
cuz the only thing they learned from religion is how to get on their knees