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Plex & Jesus Present Religion: #1 - You Want To Go To Heaven?

I'm just wondering how many of you want to go to heaven.

Remember you go to heaven to praise him, for he is responsible for everything.

That's right, after 80 years of praying to him, you go to heaven to pray to him.

Don't forget pray to him when people die, pray to him when people live, and you will
praise him for eternity. Sounds fun?

What you think?

It's funny you act shocked at people, who dedicate their whole lives to god. They are weird, etc.

Right?

Well. If you go to heaven. You will be dedicating eternity to him.

Who is the weird one now?