Learn To Tell A Joke From Your Forefathers
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 6:24 pm
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006 ... lts-p1.php#
Let's compare Macs "You're a fag jokes" to these.
Let's compare Macs "You're a fag jokes" to these.
lol im bored as hell...so i decided to post the ones i thought were the best....it was like all except like 5 or 6
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
Moses Hadas
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
Mark Twain
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one."
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
Stephen Bishop
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
Paul Keating
"He had delusions of adequacy."
Walter Kerr
"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."
Robert Redford
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
Oscar Wilde
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination."
Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
Billy Wilder