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The Story Of Jackie And Ned And Two Other Ppl

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:53 am
by Momeijah
Hey, Look at My Record... it's Time For illest To Wake-Up ..||
ive Won More Battles Than Kids ive Told a Blowjob's a Haircut ..||
And To Ask Their Mum-For-One, Whenever She's Off The Rum-For-Once ..||
She's Usually Punch Drunk Stumblin Mumblin, Having Sex With Her Uncle's-Gun ..||
Then Gave it Back-To-Him, He Needed it After His Little 'Accident' ..||
Well, Killed His Wife With a Knife, He Said His Head Needs a Cap-in-it ..||
So What's Happenin? Rell, Lol, Jk Back To The Story ..||
Her Uncle Popped a Shell in His Temple, The Shit Was Gory ..||
... But His Niece Didn't Wash it, And The CSI Went Crazy ..||
They Saw Discharge in His Blood.. OMG INCEST BABY!?!? ..||
Should've Seen Her at The Wake, LULZ The Dude Had No-Head ..||
ill Give These Guys Names, k So The Niece Was Like 'Nooo-Ned' ..||
Ned Was The Uncle, That Killed-Himself ..||
Jackie Was The Niece, That Spilled-Her-Wealth ..||
On Booze, All The Child Support Money Went To Her Liver ..||
Her Kid Starves Everynight, He's Starting To Wither ..||
He Drinks Out a River, He Washes There-Too ..||
And Has a Crush On Hitler, And Wants To Live in Peru ..||
First Time He Got an Erection He Was Like 'MUM I GOT-AIDS!!' ..||
She Said 'Stick it in My Mouth So i Can Tell By The Raw-Taste' ..||
in Their Best Moment Together, Daddy Came-Home ..||
Well... Broke in, And Smashed Jackie With a Grey-Phone ..||
Snapped His Son's Erection in Half, Laughed-at-His-Pain ..||
Flushed His Head in The Toilet Then Took a Bat-To-His-Brain ..||

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:56 am
by RH1NO
First Time He Got an Erection He Was Like 'MUM I GOT-AIDS!!' ..||
She Said 'Stick it in My Mouth So i Can Tell By The Raw-Taste' ..||

^^favorite part

So What's Happenin? Rell, Lol, Jk Back To The Story ..||

^^haha

nice little story there is it true

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:02 am
by Momeijah
Lol Thanks For The Feedback.

Took Me Less Than 5 Mins To Write This Lol, ill Do a Sequel Or Prequel Later.

ill Leave Feed On ur Shit in a Minute.

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:03 am
by B-Bear
u're fucked up kid, and i love it! hahahaha.. funny as hell!

Hey, Look at My Record... it's Time For illest To Wake-Up ..||
ive Won More Battles Than Kids ive Told a Blowjob's a Haircut ..||
And To Ask Their Mum-For-One, Whenever She's Off The Rum-For-Once ..||
She's Usually Punch Drunk Stumblin Mumblin, Having Sex With Her Uncle's-Gun ..||

Her Kid Starves Everynight, He's Starting To Wither ..||
He Drinks Out a River, He Washes There-Too ..||
And Has a Crush On Hitler, And Wants To Live in Peru ..||
First Time He Got an Erection He Was Like 'MUM I GOT-AIDS!!' ..||
She Said 'Stick it in My Mouth So i Can Tell By The Raw-Taste' ..||


GIMME MORE FUCKER!! lol

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:04 am
by Viral
lol shit was funny dats for sure

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:56 am
by -TraMaTiK-
LOL viral aint lyin...we need some more humorous drops in this biATCh..cool shit tre

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:30 am
by Cee4
agreed. Funny shit man. Multis on point as usual