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New Study Finds Gayness In All - Are You Gay? Most Likely

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:10 pm
by complexity
SAN DIEGO, California (CNN) -- From the backporch of Chris's mothers house, he sits staring out the window. His mother anxiously drinks her water as she nervously awaits the outcome. Chris is about to find out if being gay is normal. San Diegos Mesa College, Professor Dr. Jaxin has been the lead researcher on a project so controversial, we can't reveal the full details. Dr. Jaxin told CNN, "I am honestly worried about the backlash". The professor went on to say "this could be the biggest discovery of the 21'st century". If the study is correct, everyone could be considered gay. The only separation between someone, who is heterosexual and homosexual, would be a interchangeable chemical in the brain. Dr. Jaxin claimed "basically you could switch your sexuality off or on like a light switch with a pill".

Chris grew up feeling distanced from his peers. Psychologist Matt Barons notes "this is a normal behaviour trait of someone feeling insecure about their sexuality". Chris was petrified to tell anyone, he explains to CNN "I would have got myself in trouble". He went on to talk about bullies and the hostility kids have against homosexuals. "I knew if I ever would be found out to be gay that would be the end and i would have to kill myself". Matt Barons awarded and distinguished psychologist explains "the child gets to a point, where he decides that, I would rather commit suicide than be different from my peers". Chris admitted "I would get to live again like I did when I was younger I just want to be normal"

Chris might get his wish. Dr Jaxin is set to have an emergency closed door session with Congress Saturday to display the results of his study.

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:40 pm
by Viral
i just read it...wtf?

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:05 pm
by complexity
That's gay....

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:06 pm
by Momeijah
So Plex Are We Still Butt Buddies Or...?

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:10 pm
by Viral
ummmm so wtf....dat doesnt really tell us much....besides dat we all may be able to turn it on n off like a light switch...which is....a lil odd....makes me wonder bout the people i hang out wit...lol

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:25 pm
by Brah-Vo
hmm....

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:40 pm
by Momeijah
OL' BOy $liM wrote:hmm....
Guilty as Charged.

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:58 pm
by drunken jesus
some of yall need your light switch flipped

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:29 pm
by LadySam
thats pretty silly. so what about people that are bisexual?

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:40 pm
by SlickMex
LadySam wrote:thats pretty silly. so what about people that are bisexual?
faulty wiring?..

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:24 am
by RH1NO
i like pussy

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:55 pm
by Brah-Vo
niiiiiiiice.