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Darts Suck. Sure it's Like Every Sport Where u Can Be Good Or Bad But it's Pointless And it Should Have a Makeover Called 'Throw The Jagged Penis at The Furry Vaginaboard'. Also There Will Be Lights On The Board, Sound Effects And a Smoke Machine, Maybe a TV Also. And if u Throw The Jagged Penis at Some Low Number Like 1 The Board Tells u To Fuck Off And Gtfo For Being Such a Loser That u Can't Score More Than 1 Point On a Lousy Game Of Darts. Do u Know Why They Have Dart Boards in All The Bars? Because Darts Are Only Fun To Play When ur Drunk, Because at Least Then it's a Little More Hard, Entertaining And Has Some Meaning Since All Gay Things Do When ur Drunk.



Ping Pong. if u Play This Seriously u Will Spend ur Life Surrounded By Balls, Excluding The Pair That Got Ripped Out Of ur Scrotum For Playing Such a Faggoty Girly 'Sport' in The First Place. To Make Ping Pong Better We Will Replace The Ball With a Grenade Soaked in Glue And Glass, Have a Lava Pit in The Middle Of The Table And Have The Table And 2 Ft By 2 Ft Standing Platforms Raised 100 Feet in The Air So Whoever Makes a Bad Move Falls To Their Death. it Would Be ideally Played Suspended Over a Live Volcano. Hopefully All The Ping Pong Penis Pushing Players Will Die Playing it Eventually.



Curling AKA Sweeping ice. That's Right Folks, People Actually Sweep ice For a Hobby Or Even Worse - a Career. Fucking Cocksucking No Good Lousy Rimjobbing El Cuntos, Look at Them Sweeping The Damn ice Rigorously And Thinking They're Muhammad Ali Because Of it. it is Not 'Chess On ice' it is Bowling On ice Which is Pretty Much The Easiest Retarded Way Of Playing a Sport And Whoever invented it Was Probably a Talentless Loser Who Wanted To Play a Sport To Fit in But Couldn't Because He Sucked at Them All And Decided To invent Sliding Rocks Along Frozen Water To Make Himself Feel Good About His Shitty Life.

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ping pong needs intelligence and agility. i dont think you have the right to call a sport useless.

I fucking hate golf. Shittiest sport ever.
I also hate people who are professional camel jockeys @ above.

Subsist wrote:ping pong needs intelligence and agility. i dont think you have the right to call a sport useless.

Yeah i Forgot The Greatest, Fittest, Strongest, Most intelligent People in The World Are Ping-Pong Players. it's Still Utterly Pointless And it's For Pussies Who Don't Wnna Get Hurt Playing Real Sports. Also The Same Amount Of intelligence And Agility Goes To Running Around in a Circle Like a Dog Chasing it's Own Tail. Sure Ping Pong Has it's Own Set Of Skills (as Does Everything) But if u Became The Best Ping Pong Player in The World You'd Probably Still Be a Faggoty idiot For Not Using ur Brain For Better Shit.

And i Can Call Anything i Want Useless And u Can't Stop Me Because i am a More Advanced Human Than u in All Ways.

Merry Xmas Lol.