!$Chicago$!
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 6:36 pm
This shit old . . . but . . .
Presenter: Attention all of RapWars! Thank you all for coming out today to witness the rising star who goes under the alias of !$Chicago$!. This man was born in January 1989 in Chicago, IL, currently by way of Carbondale, IL. He's big, black, and his hobbies are Rap & Hip-Hop music, hitting people who wear glasses, and pulling YOUR bitch. He'll ask you to please die even though the subject might be offtopic. That's just the kind of guy he is. He enjoys Little Wayne, although his style doesn't reflect. Thus far in his life, he's fucked Lauren London, Rihanna, Christina Milian, & even the fucking MILF Lisa Raye. So without further adoo,...
!$Chicago$!: Shut the fuck up Gary Coleman and gimme da mic,...
*Punches Gary Coleman*
The best cause my text grand never divertin but stick 2 the fuckin plan//
Cuz last time I was 'beat' yo girlfriend had my dick in her fuckin hand!!//(Ooo shit!)
I'm rippin' the man while niggaz 'hold me down' like strait jackets and shit//
strait rachets and clips that 'eat a nigga flesh' like gay maggots and shit!!//(No homo)
So we dip in the whip and give 'weak' niggaz a seven day warning...//
Den bring enuff 'heat' before 'breakfast' 2 leave Alonzo ass Morning!!//(whattup?!)
While im joining forces wit myself Im prepared so I lace up the Nike Airs...//
As I lick 2 in the nite airs im never 'lazyie' to give a bitch nigga Nitemares!!//(DaM!)
I fight rare deliver quick but I only need to bang with one fist...//
& yall 'suckin lil dicks' put a nu meanin 2 da phrase tight lipped!!//
Im nice kid cause my lyrics stay 'erect' and I ain't started yet//
I'm the pesty 'dog at ya neck' cuz I told yall; . . .FUCK VETS!!//(
)
So lets discuss da experience unda my belt 2 leave yo bars unda seige//
I geuss I'mma be the 'man like afghanistan' the way y'all bitches under me!!//(Hell yea, . . .)
This may be my coming out party and when I say that its no homo...//
Cause wen I step out I 'slice face time' like im cuttin a fuckin promo!!//
So its a no go when niggaz come thru and say !$Chicago$! booty//
Cuz ill 'do it again' like 'Scary Movie' & prove yall all wrong Doofy!!//(Officer Doofy, reporting!)
The lines juicy moving and 'phat with flavor' like I gave Deelishis the D//
Mama taught me to 'clean my fuckin' plate' so im the one to end beef!!//(Eaarly!)
*Drops Mic, helps Gary Coleman up, & walks off*
-!$Chicago$!
Presenter: Attention all of RapWars! Thank you all for coming out today to witness the rising star who goes under the alias of !$Chicago$!. This man was born in January 1989 in Chicago, IL, currently by way of Carbondale, IL. He's big, black, and his hobbies are Rap & Hip-Hop music, hitting people who wear glasses, and pulling YOUR bitch. He'll ask you to please die even though the subject might be offtopic. That's just the kind of guy he is. He enjoys Little Wayne, although his style doesn't reflect. Thus far in his life, he's fucked Lauren London, Rihanna, Christina Milian, & even the fucking MILF Lisa Raye. So without further adoo,...
!$Chicago$!: Shut the fuck up Gary Coleman and gimme da mic,...
*Punches Gary Coleman*
The best cause my text grand never divertin but stick 2 the fuckin plan//
Cuz last time I was 'beat' yo girlfriend had my dick in her fuckin hand!!//(Ooo shit!)
I'm rippin' the man while niggaz 'hold me down' like strait jackets and shit//
strait rachets and clips that 'eat a nigga flesh' like gay maggots and shit!!//(No homo)
So we dip in the whip and give 'weak' niggaz a seven day warning...//
Den bring enuff 'heat' before 'breakfast' 2 leave Alonzo ass Morning!!//(whattup?!)
While im joining forces wit myself Im prepared so I lace up the Nike Airs...//
As I lick 2 in the nite airs im never 'lazyie' to give a bitch nigga Nitemares!!//(DaM!)
I fight rare deliver quick but I only need to bang with one fist...//
& yall 'suckin lil dicks' put a nu meanin 2 da phrase tight lipped!!//
Im nice kid cause my lyrics stay 'erect' and I ain't started yet//
I'm the pesty 'dog at ya neck' cuz I told yall; . . .FUCK VETS!!//(
)So lets discuss da experience unda my belt 2 leave yo bars unda seige//
I geuss I'mma be the 'man like afghanistan' the way y'all bitches under me!!//(Hell yea, . . .)
This may be my coming out party and when I say that its no homo...//
Cause wen I step out I 'slice face time' like im cuttin a fuckin promo!!//
So its a no go when niggaz come thru and say !$Chicago$! booty//
Cuz ill 'do it again' like 'Scary Movie' & prove yall all wrong Doofy!!//(Officer Doofy, reporting!)
The lines juicy moving and 'phat with flavor' like I gave Deelishis the D//
Mama taught me to 'clean my fuckin' plate' so im the one to end beef!!//(Eaarly!)
*Drops Mic, helps Gary Coleman up, & walks off*
-!$Chicago$!