The tricky part is...
They must be universal...
The average hip hop fan must be able to understand..
Think simple and quotable...
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well if ur going off what i wrote this is what i could think of that i found
look down the barrel of my motherfucking gun//
you can either piss ur pants shit or run//
-April Fool's Himself
not fuckin wit cats who have complexity//
got faggots like VIP tryin to sit next to me//
-Throw Them Shots Back At 'Em
Give you battle scars and leave u smoked//*
Ill rattle ya jars and live u choked//
-Lights Out
get it started like ur life was just a missed mistake//
came out retarded and ur birthday is the only time u gettin cake//
no mc could eva touch something that is so untouchable//
not me im the big meat eating up all of these small lunchables//
-Tag Team Battle Against Plex and someone Else
How do you have rep with Non-Existing Tracks?//*
How can you walk when im twisting your back?//
-Mist Diss
What ever u said i dont giva fuck,You took time outta ur schedule. to beat me up//
thats kinda funny coz i dont giva fuck, now wheres my money at u fucking lil punk?//
-Second Rule
look down the barrel of my motherfucking gun//
you can either piss ur pants shit or run//
-April Fool's Himself
not fuckin wit cats who have complexity//
got faggots like VIP tryin to sit next to me//
-Throw Them Shots Back At 'Em
Give you battle scars and leave u smoked//*
Ill rattle ya jars and live u choked//
-Lights Out
get it started like ur life was just a missed mistake//
came out retarded and ur birthday is the only time u gettin cake//
no mc could eva touch something that is so untouchable//
not me im the big meat eating up all of these small lunchables//
-Tag Team Battle Against Plex and someone Else
How do you have rep with Non-Existing Tracks?//*
How can you walk when im twisting your back?//
-Mist Diss
What ever u said i dont giva fuck,You took time outta ur schedule. to beat me up//
thats kinda funny coz i dont giva fuck, now wheres my money at u fucking lil punk?//
-Second Rule
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Quit textin n work the corner cuz after this Imma leave ya winnings hurt
Wit a halter shirt, gotta wear pants cuz ya dick keeps fallin out ya mini skirt!
Ill take ova ya backstreets, I'm ice cold while you just seem to lack heat
This bitch couldn't "run shit" if you had diarheea in a fuckin track meet!
Mark aint shit to me, my punches are best known n blown to Floor-You-Son
You mistakenly accepted not knowing "Magic" always gets beat Four-To-One!**
U aint half decent, from then until recent, u gettin an ole fashion bill beatin
Talk about pussy and ass but the only tits u got is ya moms when ya breast feedin!
Slice your throat, you a pussy kid youll never get Rell's respect
Say u a solider, only thing you ever fought for was a welfare check!
Entitle your own piece "Some real nice shit" when u sittin n tellin them
That your drops are decent, but the only good line was written by Eminem!*
Bars'll melt when fire spits, take a blade, chop and dice this fag
Needed an alias for good feed, but reality is now you suck TWICE as bad!
Cant touch me on text or audio, you could never be bestin my setlist
Slappin this vets mits, cuz ya punches so rusty Imma have to be testin for tetnes
Your wins come alarmingly slow, poor as fuck dude, cant support its costin him food
Said hes gonna make a studio soon, but only thing I found in ya fuckin closet was you
I know ya life sucked, growing up, with ya broke ass fam, always lookin too seek dough
But u the type to watch ya dad fuck your sister and beat ya meat through the peek hole!
Wit a halter shirt, gotta wear pants cuz ya dick keeps fallin out ya mini skirt!
Ill take ova ya backstreets, I'm ice cold while you just seem to lack heat
This bitch couldn't "run shit" if you had diarheea in a fuckin track meet!
Mark aint shit to me, my punches are best known n blown to Floor-You-Son
You mistakenly accepted not knowing "Magic" always gets beat Four-To-One!**
U aint half decent, from then until recent, u gettin an ole fashion bill beatin
Talk about pussy and ass but the only tits u got is ya moms when ya breast feedin!
Slice your throat, you a pussy kid youll never get Rell's respect
Say u a solider, only thing you ever fought for was a welfare check!
Entitle your own piece "Some real nice shit" when u sittin n tellin them
That your drops are decent, but the only good line was written by Eminem!*
Bars'll melt when fire spits, take a blade, chop and dice this fag
Needed an alias for good feed, but reality is now you suck TWICE as bad!
Cant touch me on text or audio, you could never be bestin my setlist
Slappin this vets mits, cuz ya punches so rusty Imma have to be testin for tetnes
Your wins come alarmingly slow, poor as fuck dude, cant support its costin him food
Said hes gonna make a studio soon, but only thing I found in ya fuckin closet was you
I know ya life sucked, growing up, with ya broke ass fam, always lookin too seek dough
But u the type to watch ya dad fuck your sister and beat ya meat through the peek hole!

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Chinchecked by Death-in-Psalms Step-get-Bombed Ima Live-Reactor/
My Force-of-Lines will "Torch-ya-Spine" like a (Chyro)PyroPractor/
Get striked wit Gore-blows/ Maim ya physics I Aim-Sadistic/
If ya played ball wit "Magic Johnson" ya still couldn't Game-wit-Sickness/
Talk Shit Start TASTING DA MILLAS/ I'll Blow ya Brains wit da Gats/
EMBALM ya BODY ,CALL MY SQUAD then RUN A TRAIN ON ya RAPS/WRAPS/
RAIN n HACK ya BRAIN ta DETTACHED now GATHER ya THOUGHTS/
Punches Chase ya Like COPS-ta-KING n WHOOP YA ASS WHEN YA CAUGHT/(poor Rodney lol)
Typed Perfection Snipes ya Direction n then Hits you wit words/
I'll Desert EAGLE ya HAWKS Eyes Then Flip You da Bird/
You Try n Step Die Like da Rest BeCuz my Lyrics is Cruel-And/
Plus I'll OUT-CLASS ya Raps Like HARVARD DID HOME SCHOOLING!!/
The TRUTH SUCKS wierd YOU SUCK but YOU AINT THE TRUTH/
DOMING SUPERMAN's the only way YOU'LL SPIT IT IN A BOOTH/
My Force-of-Lines will "Torch-ya-Spine" like a (Chyro)PyroPractor/
Get striked wit Gore-blows/ Maim ya physics I Aim-Sadistic/
If ya played ball wit "Magic Johnson" ya still couldn't Game-wit-Sickness/
Talk Shit Start TASTING DA MILLAS/ I'll Blow ya Brains wit da Gats/
EMBALM ya BODY ,CALL MY SQUAD then RUN A TRAIN ON ya RAPS/WRAPS/
RAIN n HACK ya BRAIN ta DETTACHED now GATHER ya THOUGHTS/
Punches Chase ya Like COPS-ta-KING n WHOOP YA ASS WHEN YA CAUGHT/(poor Rodney lol)
Typed Perfection Snipes ya Direction n then Hits you wit words/
I'll Desert EAGLE ya HAWKS Eyes Then Flip You da Bird/
You Try n Step Die Like da Rest BeCuz my Lyrics is Cruel-And/
Plus I'll OUT-CLASS ya Raps Like HARVARD DID HOME SCHOOLING!!/
The TRUTH SUCKS wierd YOU SUCK but YOU AINT THE TRUTH/
DOMING SUPERMAN's the only way YOU'LL SPIT IT IN A BOOTH/
You dah....
Type in a fight tah FUMBLE YOUR GAT so in a RUMBLE i'll Fuckin PUMBLE YAH BACK! then...
GUNZ'LL GO CLLAAPP! and yah looking like a 'Drunk Sprinter' dah way you STUMBLE OFF TRACK
I'm taking over your site and your DROPZ WON'T MOVE-ME! Q Equiped wid GLOCKZ N OZZYS
TALKING RUDELY!?!?! Fuck it, I'm 'Fed up'; you wouldn't have a 'Step up' if you BOUGHT DAH MOVIE
Your Reps NOT CREDABLE; I Find time fah Crimez no matter Mah SCHEDUALE
Look yah Jerk, now you 'Murked, Cut n Hurt' and might 'Turn up in dirt' like VEGTABLES
IDIOT!!! thinking YOU WERE SWEEL dah RUGE WILL MELT dah BOO'S YOU FELT!
BURN IN HELL! c'mon this kids 'Obsolete' so i'm a just 'Batter-WRE' like DUR-A-CELL
and you ain't a GANGSTA when yah hanging wid INNOCENT FIRENDS
I can TELL YAH SHIT cuz you ain't balling 'You SELL-A-BIT' like IMPOTENT MEN
heres a battle i posted... aw hile ago!
Type in a fight tah FUMBLE YOUR GAT so in a RUMBLE i'll Fuckin PUMBLE YAH BACK! then...
GUNZ'LL GO CLLAAPP! and yah looking like a 'Drunk Sprinter' dah way you STUMBLE OFF TRACK
I'm taking over your site and your DROPZ WON'T MOVE-ME! Q Equiped wid GLOCKZ N OZZYS
TALKING RUDELY!?!?! Fuck it, I'm 'Fed up'; you wouldn't have a 'Step up' if you BOUGHT DAH MOVIE
Your Reps NOT CREDABLE; I Find time fah Crimez no matter Mah SCHEDUALE
Look yah Jerk, now you 'Murked, Cut n Hurt' and might 'Turn up in dirt' like VEGTABLES
IDIOT!!! thinking YOU WERE SWEEL dah RUGE WILL MELT dah BOO'S YOU FELT!
BURN IN HELL! c'mon this kids 'Obsolete' so i'm a just 'Batter-WRE' like DUR-A-CELL
and you ain't a GANGSTA when yah hanging wid INNOCENT FIRENDS
I can TELL YAH SHIT cuz you ain't balling 'You SELL-A-BIT' like IMPOTENT MEN
heres a battle i posted... aw hile ago!
Real Recognize Real ... who dah Fuck is you???

VERBAL PERFECTION - TEXT DISS OF THE YEAR - 2009
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All From Scripture Drops (Except The 1st One), None Are Disses.
im not a rapper but i can spit better than most of these wack actors, lames and broads, it's like xbox the way i halt this game with 'paws'
^From an Msn Cypher, Pretty Recent.
i'll Stack-My-Fame And Wrap-The-Game Like Monopoly in The Packaging ..||
Cuz Domino's The Hottest Flow To Hit The Street Since Acid Rain ..||
^From 'What'.
i Test-The-Haters, We're in The Same Game But im a Better-Player ..||
i'll Pierce ur Armour in a Battle So Bad u Call ur 'Pen-a-Traitor' ..|| (Penetrator)
Some Fakers Try To Turn On Me, Soon Forget About The Mess-For-Later ..||
i'll Put The 'Chop' in ur Vendettas Like i Was To 'invest-a-Gator' ..|| (investigator)
^2 More From 'What'.
it's a Startling-Ride, i Kill With Bars-in-My-Stride ..||
it's Like The Lion King Set, Cuz ill Leave 'Scars-in-ur-Pride' ..||
^This Was From a Verse Directed at Cee4 But The Punch itself isn't Directed at Him.
Y'all Had ur Dose Of Domino, And if i Ever Blast a Second-Batch ..||
it's 'GAME - OVA' Like When a Russian Bitch Wins a Tennis-Match! ..||
Dom We Have a Problem, Time For Grabbin-My-Scream-Mask ..||
Cuz Bitch im 'Off The Rails' Like Coke Addicts-in-Rehab! ..||
i Dont Hype Myself Often, i Let My Fans Take-The-Role ..||
They Ride So They Can 'Dodge a Schoolin' Like They Faked-The-Cold ..||
^Also From 'What'.
im Like illest Emcee Border Patrol, it's Time To Wreck-This-intruder's-Rhymes ..||
DOCTOR Dom, When They Think Of 'Jabs' it's Like im 'injected-into-Their-Mind' ..||
^From a Rell Diss But Obviously a Self Hype Punch.
Should've Let Us Be Able To Post Any Kind Of Punch! Lol, My Best Ones Are From Battles And Disses.
im not a rapper but i can spit better than most of these wack actors, lames and broads, it's like xbox the way i halt this game with 'paws'
^From an Msn Cypher, Pretty Recent.
i'll Stack-My-Fame And Wrap-The-Game Like Monopoly in The Packaging ..||
Cuz Domino's The Hottest Flow To Hit The Street Since Acid Rain ..||
^From 'What'.
i Test-The-Haters, We're in The Same Game But im a Better-Player ..||
i'll Pierce ur Armour in a Battle So Bad u Call ur 'Pen-a-Traitor' ..|| (Penetrator)
Some Fakers Try To Turn On Me, Soon Forget About The Mess-For-Later ..||
i'll Put The 'Chop' in ur Vendettas Like i Was To 'invest-a-Gator' ..|| (investigator)
^2 More From 'What'.
it's a Startling-Ride, i Kill With Bars-in-My-Stride ..||
it's Like The Lion King Set, Cuz ill Leave 'Scars-in-ur-Pride' ..||
^This Was From a Verse Directed at Cee4 But The Punch itself isn't Directed at Him.
Y'all Had ur Dose Of Domino, And if i Ever Blast a Second-Batch ..||
it's 'GAME - OVA' Like When a Russian Bitch Wins a Tennis-Match! ..||
Dom We Have a Problem, Time For Grabbin-My-Scream-Mask ..||
Cuz Bitch im 'Off The Rails' Like Coke Addicts-in-Rehab! ..||
i Dont Hype Myself Often, i Let My Fans Take-The-Role ..||
They Ride So They Can 'Dodge a Schoolin' Like They Faked-The-Cold ..||
^Also From 'What'.
im Like illest Emcee Border Patrol, it's Time To Wreck-This-intruder's-Rhymes ..||
DOCTOR Dom, When They Think Of 'Jabs' it's Like im 'injected-into-Their-Mind' ..||
^From a Rell Diss But Obviously a Self Hype Punch.
Should've Let Us Be Able To Post Any Kind Of Punch! Lol, My Best Ones Are From Battles And Disses.



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