This is a lil battle/diss type joint from another forum,
Dude was duckin' a battle, then I came across his ugly ass mug,
And too many lines came to me to let 'em go to waste...
Let me know what you think, feed is appreciated and returned...
COM:
[Phasewon]
Yo who the fuck bashed your face in? Either someone snatched away
The mask from Jason, or this cat's an eighty year old cancer patient
Adding up how many dicks your faggot ass has taken
Is a math equation so advanced, Einstein couldn't calculate it
Your style is basic, so the only way you're destined to win this
Is if this was a testicle wrestlin' scrimmage in the Special Olympics
The dyslexic edition, in the anorexic division...
He was cookin' meth in the kitchen, on a farm, havin' sex with his chickens
He aint complex with the writtens, but it aint easy to diss him
I feel bad that he's a bulimia stricken Leukemia victim
With that face, you'll never make buck, you fake fuck
But you could play a Star Trek character without wearin' the make up
"Aye Mate!" This little bitch is nerdish, but where did he get a surgeon
Or a witch to turn him into a withered skiddish version of a British person?
So you know this kid's a virgin, 'cause he actually jacks it
To humpin' mammals, camels and rabbits on Animal Planet
You got a three year old niece you're diddlin', you're one sick
Senior citizen, Benjamin Button, you really need your Ritalin
You're like a rat in a maze, trapped in a daze, fighting cancer for days
So you aint wanna grapple with Phase, 'cause youre still tryin' to win the battle with AIDS
It looks like you got stabbed in the face with daggers 'n blades
And razor cutters, 'til your facial structure cracked and decayed
That's why your mother should have stuck with her celibate plan
Because you developed the damn skeletal span of the Elephant Man
Plus you never smile, you're a threat to every child
Maybe you need to get a style, that doesn't scream "Pedophile!"
It looks like you been dead awhile, who gave you those sick features?
COM is what would happen if the Grim Reaper fucked the Crypt Keeper
And you aint seein' no wins... You look like a hobbit's
Broke twin, after your bones slimmed from a coke binge
You're so thin and emo, I peeped your steelo carefully
This dude looks like Steve-O just went through kemo therapy
Son you wanna be just like me, but it's not likely
Cause you look like Spike Lee had an albino baby with Mike D
Now he wanna fight me, so he was practicing Chinese Tai Chi
Came at me at high speed, I had him on the ground crying, like "....I peed"
Now he's drinkin' Hi-C from an IV... Wait, that aint COM,
Who da fuck put my left testicle in a white T?
