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Phasewon vs. Beetle Jews

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http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/ghost ... 13686.html

This is another battle/diss piece from a different site,
It's a little long, but if you lazy cats could at least
Peep one verse and leave me some feed on that it would be
Much appreciated and returned,
Here's this dude's pic...

Beetle Jews:
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[Round One]
Ayo I spit fast, to give your bitch ass, whip lash
Fuck acne cream, your ass would need a skin graph to fix that
If you let a fifth blast, the impact from the kick back would make ya pussy wrist snap
This is what Sinbad would look like if he sniffed gas, lit grass, and did crack
You feeling lucky? Please, I aint gon' lose to Chucky Cheese
Do you have some disease, or did your lips get stung by a hundred bees?
It looks like you rubbed your cheeks, in oven grease
And your grill is so big, you have to brush your teeth with a fuckin' wreath
You're a lesbian chick, you can't even grow chin hair
You just shaved your clit bare, and super glued that shit there
You're so ugly, I can't even speak to you
How the fuck did Beetle Juice have a baby with Pikachu?
I'd call you Craig Mack, but you're twice as whack and bummy
You look like Michael Jackson's monkey, but more slightly fat 'n ugly
I'll scrape you with the blade you use to shave your cunt
The same one that left your face with lumps, and a thousand razor bumps
Aint no way this cat is iller, all he raps is filler
Did you wipe some guys bowels on your eye brows, or are those caterpillars?
And I know you had some work done, I read your doctor's file
It said that you got your smile, from a fuckin' crocodile
You need to pay for some braces, and you have so many black and white heads,
Your face is the basis, for interracial relations
It looks like someone burned a zombie, get his mom to come
Confirm the body, I just 'Murdered Jews' like a German Nazi!

[Round Two]
Fuck your life and it's uselessness, the only reason you exist
Is 'cause your mother's tubes slipped, when I was shovin' broom sticks in her uterus
I had this Judaist jewish bitch nailed to a crucifix
Started throwin' stones, broke his bones, and hit him with fruit 'n sticks
The fact is, he needs a paint roller to apply chap stick
But that's what happens when you steal your fat lips from a cat fish
You're a creature from which lagoon? Holy shit your lips are huge
When them shits ballooned, I could use 'em for an inner tube
Yeah it's gettin' rude, fuck rappin' I oughta slap him
And rip his lips off and jack 'em, so I can go water raftin'
You got malaria back when, you was bumping Marilyn Manson
As a gothic emo heroin addict, swappin' needles with no sterilants added
I'll embarrass this faggot, when the allegations leak
That he payed off his dentist to give him alligator teeth
You don't rap tight, you can't write, and you're half white
You look like a negative photo, under a black light
Oh that's right, you've been fucked since your slut mother gave birth
You were born with the gay curse, but what makes your moms mistake worse;
Is that she left you to rot in a cellar... Either that,
Or you fell on top of a helicopter propeller, face first
But I'll still embrace my pet hamster with open arms
I thought you died when my mom said you went to run free on a rodent farm
When I'm through, 'Jews' will need an ambalance to haul him off
Give me some gas and Molotov, and let's re-enact the holocaust!
Wrap your jaw in gauze, grab a bottle and snatch the nozzle off
Drown you in the alcohol and toss a match like "MAZAL TOV!"
I'll smack him all across, his grill 'cause he's still retarded
Your ass aint fallin' off, you was never ill to start with!
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Re: Phasewon vs. Beetle Jews

Post by eMCee Havic »

damn dude str8 ate that ugly bastard some dope lines all the way through a shit load of quotables some great string of rhymes. that sin bad did crack line killed me..

some grotesquely funny and dope shit dogg.

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lmao that sinbad punch almost made me piss myself along with bee sting punch n the wordplay on verse 2s closer was dope
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Lmao..

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shiiiit I appreciate the feed, yall. Make sure you leave
a link up to your piece and I'll RTF...
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Post by complexity »

Lmao. I know, its got a dope rhyme scheme and nice wordplay, but this drop will be most remembered for its hilarious comparisons.
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Re: Phasewon vs. Beetle Jews

Post by Haz »

you Came ill With This Drop Phase..Second Verse in The Middle U Softened Up Then Came Back Hard As Hell.. This Shit Was Deff Elite..
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Phase i think you was the one that when you were new to the site me and plex was givin you props ...
You dope as hell bruh lolol
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