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Funky as Hell Ova The Rox!

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I put up my dukes and uppercut crews
till they upchuck and puke stomach flu
leavin lips leak running drool
as they collapse in a bloody pool
this just a glimpse of what Funky[/b} do
to two-dollar rappers wit queer lines
punch drunken wimps get split like honey dews
dying bleeding as victims of weird crimes
fear mines i'm easily defeating the tough
in a different league than you punks
wit a poker face like mine there's no reason to bluff
quit wasting time NOBODY'S reading ya stuff
so don't Bring beef if it ain't seasoned enough
otherwise you're bland and boring
but niggas can't ignore me
I lounge in the same category
as all the legends that bask in glory
dropping overheated scripts
that's smokin like chimneys and cigs
with the brain of Stephen feeding these kids
they hungry for food watch em eat like sum pigs
like a monstrous beast I stomp the streets
gettin respect while you pay for your props
like directors 'on the scene' i'm NOT a thief
but i'll 'run ya Juels' like Santana escaping the cops
bendin the block wit corner store Nikes on
fuck it... just quickly typing while i'm bored
without really trying my mind soars
and i get crazy as maniacs
on the Ninth floor of the psyche ward
quite simply the spit is amazin
like Janet when she brought rhythm to nations
'Revered' forever like Paul alerting the British invasion
yeah i know niggas been waitin
but I spent a year on vacation
man I been to hell and back... and i got pictures of Satan
plus some 'fire' green to smoke up
choked lungs wit one bowl puff
Funks what young MCs aspire to be when they grow up
I wear size '12's so i'm 'equipped with the dozens'
and i'll str-8 up diss you for nothin'
stickin thick dick in mixed chick's butts
while you fantasize bout kissin your cousins
cuz you can't go get a woman to feel ya little soldier!
and found out you was a 'BITCH NIGGA' when Katt Williams told ya
I'm gifted wit the realness of Hova, but that nigga is frontin
cuz 30 AIN'T the new 20' unless you're Benjamin Button
yet physically i still feel like a young kid
my whole life's ahead of me
so I'll spill ill verses until I'm done with
cuz that defines my pedigree

Vaughn a.k.a Funkytoez a.k.a LyonelSavant...

it's guaranteed I "eat MCs" cuz my raps devour...
I get's "busy wit the bars" like happy hour!!

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