The Beard vs The Stan

[Bearded Fury]

go

-- Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:40 am --

The fact is I'm too skilled so I'ma play text with you
he's names me n me, keep fuckin' ya'self you asexual

I'll have this porkchop fried up n thrown to the dust bunnies
get your patti mayonaisse'd I'll skeeter since you doug funny

he mad crushin' on me, it's ok dawg I'ma luscious beard
I see your pic, this punch is 8 Mile, you look like a duck with ears

what the fuck is up with your punchlines they lame as fuck
he's like a ho on the weekend, you can ask him for change, he sucks

it's reverse psycho, either way I murked you I confess to murder
watch this stan throw up another L like he's too close to Testaburger

yea homey that's from South Park, so get your TV Guide
I'll put cheddar on this coach potato and make some cheesy fries

fuck a punchline dawg I killed you two lines above
I'm just tryna box you in, just like a assignment does

so after this whole things done and this last line is up
you'll see only when you snitch, is the only time you can try the fuzz

[Shady_08]

What the fuck took so long, are you needin'some help?
Waitin' for that, it almost made me go dissin' myself


Use a Phillips, you're the harry version of Phillip Morris
I'm not jokin' but i'm a legend, like Chuck Norris
Good luck Chuck, but this time i'm not joking
Come on beardy, act like a bitch and quit chocking!

I'll take you slightly, you ain't heavy! go build a kite
You're not able to drop a heavy bar even if ILLESTLYRICS was a construction site!


I can see you like sports, and I know your favorite, and that most of all
You like handball - your favorite part of it being your hand on my ball


I'm stomping the yard, this is rocking the art
But battlin' you? is like holding a fart
I'm callin' it art, Yu Zhenhuan mini me wanna be
Callin' me a Eminem wanna be, you're a Zhen' mini me

This round was like Mike Jackson, cuz i just thrilled you
It's clear, no need for CSI to see that i've killed you!


Oh yeah, i'm a "Stan" and proud i'll say it loud
We're thousands, but the man in the mirror is your biggest crowd!

[young_jobe]

the stan won this lol.. but uh beard was bad either..

[K KiLLaH]

yeah i think stan got em HOWEVER he wrote more lines...

[Shady_08]

last bar doesn't count.

[Bearded Fury]

mu'fucker didn't throw punches and he get's the votes
smh

[Colossus]

(3) Punchlines - N/A
(3) Personals -N/A
(2) Multies - Beard
(1) Flow - Shady
(1) Structure - Beard
(1) Vocab/Complex - N/A
(1) Other - N/A

3-1

V/ Beard