I'm the Wackest

[Duke]

It’s time for me to face it, playing with turntable in Granny’s basement/
I’m the wackest MC in this universe or any one adjacent/

Should hang myself with a microphone cord cause I’m deplorable, horrible/
I would go lose another internet battle but Granny says I got some chores to do/

I rock local talent shows and make the crowd grow comatose/
Doing the rope-a-dope at old folks homes up in the Poconos/
My rhyme skills is more depressing than a Drain-O overdose/
No more hope, getting punked like I just dropped the soap/

Son I’m pitiful, at most I toast one syllable/
My dick spits impotent, and my metaphors stay literal/
Lacking Vitamins and minerals/
My favorite rapper that Vanilla dude/

I ain’t from Miami but I got Vices, like even though I’m white I start to catching identity crises/
Thinking I’m the nicest, getting stomped out, catching shoes in different sizes/

‘Cause those cats beat my ass and left my lips more swollen than Jigga/
And all I said was “What’s happening, my nigga?”

[FlipSide]

Should hang myself with a microphone cord cause I’m deplorable, horrible/
I would go lose another internet battle but Granny says I got some chores to do/

I dont get why u put horrible and deplorable at the end of the first line... horrible would have done it justice

My rhyme skills is more depressing than a Drain-O overdose/
No more hope, getting punked like I just dropped the soap/

This was descent right here

I ain’t from Miami but I got Vices, like even though I’m white I start to catching identity crises

descent line right here

this was an ok drop..... nothing stood out..exept for the topic...it was dope