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Kau the Lion vs Crunchtime *DOUBLE DQ*

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Kau the Lion vs Crunchtime *DOUBLE DQ*

Post by Kau the Lion »

Guess I'll make the thread...

4 bars. Due whenever. Normal rules.

Here's my check and verse.


Lion sparring punchlines with Crunchtime: No contest.
I'll give this wack guy black eyes like his Pokémon friend.

Ya know they say "Shit happens." After all this bitch is rapping.
But my sick raps kick ass and box Crunch. Call me the Cap'n.

It's flow this asshole lacks and that's a matter of fact,
So, just like his forced multies I'll dash him in the Cap.

You could waste breath praying but I stay tight spraying
Cause I'll make Time vanish like it was daylight savings.
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Re: Kau the Lion vs Crunchtime

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he's says i have forced multies biiiitch Pleeease..fuck your INTERNET WORLD, MAAAN..your a tranny, give brain and your nick name's amanda like ambition's former INTERNET GIRLFIREND...


i aint gotta be in wrestling to HULK THIS DORK, i'ma soldier that BROKE HIS FORT, in arguements, he struggles for points because I BROKE HIS FORK..


your italian, you and your dad both SLEEP IN THEM SHEETS, same bed, CREEPIN FOR WEEKS...same religion, so they favorite part is when they both KISS ON THE CHEECk.


and its really QUITE SCARY, i call him a fruit cake cause this dude LIKES CHERRIES..so i'ma have to tape him up make him hush like he in the LIBRARY....


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Re: Kau the Lion vs Crunchtime

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Lion sparring punchlines with Crunchtime: No contest.
I'll give this wack guy black eyes like his Pokémon friend.

WASN'T HITTING .. 2/5

Ya know they say "Shit happens." After all this bitch is rapping.
But my sick raps kick ass and box Crunch. Call me the Cap'n.

NOT BAD .. FLOWED NICE...COULD'VE WORDED BETTA 3/5

It's flow this asshole lacks and that's a matter of fact,
So, just like his forced multies I'll dash him in the Cap.

aghain ... not really feeling it. Wasn't direct or hard enough 2/5

You could waste breath praying but I stay tight spraying
Cause I'll make Time vanish like it was daylight savings

Played concept ... not bad tho 2.5/5

9/10


he's says i have forced multies biiiitch Pleeease..fuck your INTERNET WORLD, MAAAN..your a tranny, give brain and your nick name's amanda like ambition's former INTERNET GIRLFIREND...

LOL nice personal ... 3/5


i aint gotta be in wrestling to HULK THIS DORK, i'ma soldier that BROKE HIS FORT, in arguements, he struggles for points because I BROKE HIS FORK..

no ... wasn't feeling this either 2/5

your italian, you and your dad both SLEEP IN THEM SHEETS, same bed, CREEPIN FOR WEEKS...same religion, so they favorite part is when they both KISS ON THE CHEECk.

LOL ... made me laugh. nice flowe here 3.5/5

and its really QUITE SCARY, i call him a fruit cake cause this dude LIKES CHERRIES..so i'ma have to tape him up make him hush like he in the LIBRARY....

played, but flowed nice ... 2.5/5


10/20


vote Crunchtime ... close battle tho!
Real Recognize Real ... who dah Fuck is you???

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Re: Kau the Lion vs Crunchtime

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Personals:Kau
Punches:Crunch
Flow:Crunch

MVGT: Crunch
your italian, you and your dad both SLEEP IN THEM SHEETS, same bed, CREEPIN FOR WEEKS...same religion, so they favorite part is when they both KISS ON THE CHEECk.
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Re: Kau the Lion vs Crunchtime

Post by Omega Bill »

Crunchtime wrote:
Kau the Lion wrote:
Quix wrote:he's says i have forced multies biiiitch Pleeease..fuck your INTERNET WORLD, MAAAN..your a tranny, give brain and your nick name's amanda like ambition's former INTERNET GIRLFIREND...

LOL nice personal ... 3/5
Call this free posting or whatever, but I have to ask; how is this a personal? Also, it was feeding.

I would also like to add that Crunchtime changed his avatar from a picture of Pikachu(whose eyes are black), and normally formats his MULTIES-LIKE-THIS, so future voters know what the hell I'm talking about. And dash can mean to smash or strike for those who don't know. Just so people can understand my personals.


the only people who's free posting is you and i..so admin delete this nosense

You guys both broke the rules and Crunch did twice.

This battle is locked until a decision is made on the outcome.

Why?

Kau - Swaying
Crunch - Changing your avatar, and flipping a bar.

-- 01 Sep 2010 05:42 --

Decision made:

This battle is a double DQ

Under "normal" rules, there's no swaying, changing your avatar, or flipping your oppenents bars.

You both broke the rules.

No losses will be issued but if it happens again they will be.
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