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:TEST BATTLE: TeddyBear vs Grim (GRIM WINS KO)

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house rules...5 bars..24 hour from check due
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Re: TeddyBear vs Grim

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I'm about to take "TED" on a BOGUS ADVENTURE..
I'm pass due on my "BILL" so I "owe-you-a-stretcher."

I'll put this "cracker in a box"..I swing heavy hands.
You're too "sweet" to "write" battles..you write "TEDDY-GRAMS"

This "TEDDY BEAR" is so soft he's got "cotton guts"
Your BAR'S-TENDER so take these "shots"..bottoms up!

So if we-explore what THEODORE wants to be-in-war with me for..
Maybe he-adores my free-form..or just wants to "blow" me like C-4!!!

Bet the shirt on your back for this battle..I'll leave TEDDY BARE
I ain't even gotta race towards the winner's circle,I'm already there.

expos..teddy grahms=kid grahm crackers..bar 3= his bars are tender (soft)
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yo watch while grim gets dumped in the river styx(sticks)/
thats what happens when you eat panda shit you stink/
i dont need a practice battle to show off my skillz/
ill show you that lookin at the GAY RAPER is like a sigh it kills/
Grim take a walk down to hades/
that will be the only place you will get a lady/
this is grims last/
battle cause he didnt drink his slim fast/
before he went easy, again so add me to his list/
along side my buddy money and tulip grim we all make you look like a little bitch/

expos-the river styx is the river in greek myths that starts the underworld. in the shout out box panda said eat shit. hades is the GOD of the underworld. he said he went easy on his battle verse moneymaker and tulip grim
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Post by pest »

^Teddy i see you got potential but i just aint feelin it...
Come harder man

grim had an alright verse... some shit coulda been better... and your gonna need better shit for saturday ;) jokes man but furreal nice verse...

Grimm takes all catagories...


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keep up the good work bro!
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Re: TeddyBear vs Grim

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0-1 uppin for some votes
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Re: TeddyBear vs Grim

Post by 32neilz »

Well pretty one sided really, teddy your barz felt short as mine used to, hints at punches, no name or wordplay, got potential tho- keep at it.
Grim u held back bruh, don't know why cos I know ur better than what you wrote. Still nice flow, nameplay and weak punches.
Mvgt: grim

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0-2 uppin for some more votes
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Re: TeddyBear vs Grim

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I'm gonna have to give it to Grim.
MVGT: Grim.
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Re: TeddyBear vs Grim

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