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TEDDYBEAR vs MACK LAZARUS (Teddy Wins via DQ)

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TEDDYBEAR vs MACK LAZARUS (Teddy Wins via DQ)

Post by Ted Bundey »

4 bars
due in 24 hours after check
house rules

-- Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:21 pm --

yo shut up mack/
before the new best hits you in the mouth(smack)/

this kid brags to grim and gets a new loss to his losses/
then in the mid of night he gets a call from all his bosses/

saying hes fired and there sorry/
so he wakes up his husband and crys to cory/(not rellik)

who tells him him its alright hes GOT MONEY/
that he was donating to a clown school for being funny/

Expos- Got Money remix has MACK Maine and he called out MoneyMaker on the shout out box
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Re: TEDDYBEAR vs MACK LAZARUS

Post by Mack Lazarus »

Teddy let's get these refereed textcee medleys ready
Not even gonna use "deadly" cause its too expecTed E

Are you still smokin that mexican weed?
Hen peckin the seeds? Breathin in a breath of the leaves?

Ima get you suffering. snatch this Bear of the babies bed
Then rip your stuffing to shreds, Need a dresser full of threads.

Now I hope there were enough punches, plays, flips and flows
and name games to keep you entertained, bros. K, go.*

-- Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:43 pm --

Funny shit TBear
I hope you lose.
but in a good way
peace
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Re: TEDDYBEAR vs MACK LAZARUS

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There was alot lacking from both of you two, but I feel Mack just had more of a sting. Teddy it sounded like you were about to go somewhere like you were setting up something big, but it never came. Bring it harder yo.
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Re: TEDDYBEAR vs MACK LAZARUS

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1-0 MACK
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Re: TEDDYBEAR vs MACK LAZARUS

Post by Grim »

this was a weak battle to be honest..use every line to attack your oppenent...both you didn't really hit your opponent with antyhing..teddy had it set up for the kill but didn't and mack didn't do any damage either but based on a small amount of wordplay and a little nameplay I'll give it to...

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yea i think 4 bars may not have been enough.

But it was a fun quick 4.

Thanks for the battle/votes

I'll step up the Bloodshed
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Post by 32neilz »

My vote goes to teddy, not gon break it down cause mack used tge same last bar here as in m33kish part 2. Teddy gets the vote

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Re: TEDDYBEAR vs MACK LAZARUS

Post by Alvin »

IN THIS BATTLE YOU TYPED:
Mack Lazarus wrote:Now I hope there were enough punches, plays, flips and flows
and name games to keep you entertained, bros. K, go.*
IN A BATTLE AGAINST M33KISH YOU TYPED:
Mack Lazarus wrote:Now I hope there were enough punches, plays, flips and flows
and name games to keep you entertained, bros. K, go.*
UNDER HOUSE RULES, YOU'LL FIND A SCRIPTURE THAT READS A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
No feeding, flipping, biting or recycling.
WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A TYPICAL CASE OF RECYCLING WHICH IS GROUNDS FOR DQ. MACK AND ONLY MACK, YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO COME IN HERE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF IF YOU DISAGREE, BUT IT SERIOUSLY LOOKS LIKE CUT AND PASTE (*)< WITH THAT AND ALL. SO EXPLAIN YOURSELF OR THIS GETS CLOSED AND YOU GET THE LOSS. FOR ALL WE KNOW YOU'VE SHORTED YOURSELF A BAR IN EVERY BATTLE AND THAT'S YOUR SIGNATURE, OR YOU'RE RECYCLING.



NO ONE ELSE VOTE OR LEAVE COMMENTS, ILL DELETE THEM, ONLY PERSON SHOULD BE MACK LEAVING A RESPONSE.
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oops my bad on the recyco
i shoulda read the rules
i'm not a cheater. i SWEAR!

Battle goes to Teddy BWO DQ

I actually meant it to be my signature for this battle.
And miscounted my bars. sorry bout that

I wasnt sure if edits were allowed for this kind of thing
so i added a bar to M33Kish 2.

My bad on this one fellas
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Re: TEDDYBEAR vs MACK LAZARUS

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-THREAD CLOSED AND RECORDS UPDATED-

Teddy wins via DQ
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