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2-Em Vs SplashKing (Splash wins KO)

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Poll ended at Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:56 am

Vote 2-Em
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Vote SplashKing
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Total votes: 4

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2-Em Vs SplashKing (Splash wins KO)

Post by Thu Hem »

NEVER ROB YOU PUSSY! U GOT PENALIZED FOR GOIN AGAINST THE HOUSE RULE, FLIPPIN MA SHIT.

BUT HEY!! I`LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U NOW..

NO HOUSE/ RULE

10BARS / 20LINES

DUE AFTER CHECK IN.

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Re: 2-Em Vs SplashKing

Post by Blake Downs »

http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/eckst ... 22661.html

Ur dick only cumz to shoot a dude,you was beat n' raped by a Buddhist-Crew
my Nigga "Em" who are you? even better question, who is "2"......

you dont like dumb brauds,you cant punch-dog,you dont care man
please No Show cause yours is Goofier and Wetter than SpongeBobSquarePants


Ur droppin faster than them same stars droppin,your a fag i bang cars mockin
the last time you served 10 sick bars, you was Gay Bar Hoppin

Ur gay,you got a dick and a ass,when not doin that you Lick Dannon Mad,
ill knock EM the fuck out .... #Big-CANNON SWAG

heres this madness,as far as dicks,you beat more than snares and faggits
2-Em said his name backwards after Joe Saint declared hes Whackest

portions of your mental scuffed n' 2,,, you aint tough as poo,
fuck your crew,even the goddamn wind doesnt fuckin blow as much as you

punches is gonna hit you, harder than having sex with killers
and im Droppin this kid "2".... faster than desperate dealers

its not sports so it dont hurt reps when on drugs,shit you been on thugs,
in this course,your gettin stepped on more than Rugs

i burn you while you get blowed from a dude,ur style is old n' it drools,
lyric spirit wise,against splash you couldnt flow in a pool,

Ur story shouts hard dick,blame ya moms glory im so sick i make a Dart-Itch,
for 2 Em this wouldnt be fair if there was a catergorie for garbage......
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Re: 2-Em Vs SplashKing

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First of all this nigga suck, every shit he spat blacka than the saliva from ~TB patient~
(TB=tuberculosis )
Secondly you prolly lost' in dis shit like a kid who`s dying to ~see the parents~

Half of the shit you wrote make no sense, more like havin a symbol of toyota on 230 benz,
Your so dense, in the sense that you think (ill knock EM the fuck out .... #Big-CANNON SWAG) make sense

I'm changin the weather, flo heatin than 50Dgree-C, faggit you far behind ~been better~
Your softer than a leather, I`ll pedal on dis king like am on a race to ~win medal~

I`ll cut ur throat, and fix in a hose, make ya blood flow faster than borehole
Nigga ur shit aint flow, plus you talk slo, you know faster than bomb will your jaw blow

Stab ya fuckin mind with a thought and jump on suicide conclusion
I ain't takin no apology til i beat this faggit to submission

Yall gotta see this king - splash while I drop him in the ocean
I`ll poke ya eyeball and see darkness like I stole your vision

I`ll squash king head with baseball bat, til em cranium crack, and watch his ~brain splash~
I always crush dis kid like a titan clash, got em face blowin everytime like ~plane crash~

To God I swear he couldn't clap me, if splashKing was thundering
Cos him bars are opposite to emcees nature, nigga check ya lines thoroughly

If I'm in my dream and your alive with loaded gat bitch you couldn't ~murda me~
Infact i got this fathead swingin front and back like the balls ~under me~

I`ll have this faggit face fried up like I'm on some ~bread toast~
Have this kid running to his mama like he sense a ~dead ghost~

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Re: 2-Em Vs SplashKing

Post by Tha Dark Prince »

Splash
1st bar: ok
2nd: lol never connect well, execution was bad
3rd: ok punch
4th: nnnah
5th: haha
6th: lol
7th: ok
8th: ok ok, better
9th: dawg the gay subject and labelling is a bit too much eh, introduce new ones
10th: itz decent

2-em
1st: no not really..
2nd: weak flip
3rd: words are off, weak
4th: doesn't make sense
5th: doesn't rhyme that well but ok
6th: ok, decent, a bit
7th: ok
8th: ok
9th: ok
10th: decent

2em u started off awful but u seem to have got the hang of it halfway through, punches go to splash coz he kept consistent and made more sense, flow goes to splash, 2em ur flow was completely off in some places, multies go to splash although i've seen better 4rm u this is not impressive, personals are a tie, enjoyment goes to splash, 2em u need ta word ur bars better and use proper english, imo


MVGT: Splashking

and well splash, there's no rules here so 2em could feed, although that shouldn't bother you

that makes it 1-0

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Re: 2-Em Vs SplashKing

Post by ScottJames »

Ur dick only cumz to shoot a dude,you was beat n' raped by a Buddhist-Crew
my Nigga "Em" who are you? even better question, who is "2"......

NO.


you dont like dumb brauds,you cant punch-dog,you dont care man
please No Show cause yours is Goofier and Wetter than SpongeBobSquarePants

WTF? NO.


Ur droppin faster than them same stars droppin,your a fag i bang cars mockin<<< WTF??
the last time you served 10 sick bars, you was Gay Bar Hoppin

BIG NO.


Ur gay,you got a dick and a ass,when not doin that you Lick Dannon Mad,
ill knock EM the fuck out .... #Big-CANNON SWAG

LMAO. NO!


heres this madness,as far as dicks,you beat more than snares and faggits
2-Em said his name backwards after Joe Saint declared hes Whackest

NO!!!!!!!!!!


portions of your mental scuffed n' 2,,, you aint tough as poo,
fuck your crew,even the goddamn wind doesnt fuckin blow as much as you

LOL


punches is gonna hit you, harder than having sex with killers
and im Droppin this kid "2".... faster than desperate dealers

NEGATIVE.

its not sports so it dont hurt reps when on drugs,shit you been on thugs,
in this course,your gettin stepped on more than Rugs

PLAYED OUT


i burn you while you get blowed from a dude,ur style is old n' it drools,
lyric spirit wise,against splash you couldnt flow in a pool,

NO


Ur story shouts hard dick,blame ya moms glory im so sick i make a Dart-Itch,
for 2 Em this wouldnt be fair if there was a catergorie for garbage......

AGAIN, NO










First of all this nigga suck, every shit he spat blacka than the saliva from ~TB patient~
(TB=tuberculosis )
Secondly you prolly lost' in dis shit like a kid who`s dying to ~see the parents~

NO.


Half of the shit you wrote make no sense, more like havin a symbol of toyota on 230 benz,
Your so dense, in the sense that you think (ill knock EM the fuck out .... #Big-CANNON SWAG) make sense

NO.


I'm changin the weather, flo heatin than 50Dgree-C, faggit you far behind ~been better~
Your softer than a leather, I`ll pedal on dis king like am on a race to ~win medal~

NO.


I`ll cut ur throat, and fix in a hose, make ya blood flow faster than borehole
Nigga ur shit aint flow, plus you talk slo, you know faster than bomb will your jaw blow

NO.


Stab ya fuckin mind with a thought and jump on suicide conclusion
I ain't takin no apology til i beat this faggit to submission

color=#BF0080]NO.[/color]

Yall gotta see this king - splash while I drop him in the ocean
I`ll poke ya eyeball and see darkness like I stole your vision

EH... NO.


I`ll squash king head with baseball bat, til em cranium crack, and watch his ~brain splash~
I always crush dis kid like a titan clash, got em face blowin everytime like ~plane crash~

NO.


To God I swear he couldn't clap me, if splashKing was thundering
Cos him bars are opposite to emcees nature, nigga check ya lines thoroughly

NOPE.


If I'm in my dream and your alive with loaded gat bitch you couldn't ~murda me~
Infact i got this fathead swingin front and back like the balls ~under me~

NO.


I`ll have this faggit face fried up like I'm on some ~bread toast~
Have this kid running to his mama like he sense a ~dead ghost~

GHOSTS ARE ALREADY DEAD, LOL



THIS BATTLE SUCKED BADLY, BUT ILL HAVE TO GIVE IT TO SPLASH...HE WAS A TAD BETTER WITH HIS LINES
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Re: 2-Em Vs SplashKing

Post by Enlightend »

First off both verses were not very good but splash had more punches that made sense a better flow and stronger more complex rhyme scheme.... soooo

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Re: 2-Em Vs SplashKing

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i changed my name after enlightened voted,
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Re: 2-Em Vs SplashKing

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Splash wins KO
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