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Kwick vs Typeo (vote)

Post by Typeo »

max 20 bars
no hater votes
no flipping
no reusing

thats about it. 3 days to write.

Spit.
Last edited by Typeo on Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:23 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Post by Daddy Kwick »

yo, shut the fuck up, no bitching when you loose this time aight...
you german bastard...i'm not here to fight you, fuckin' silly kike...
Erybody knows typeo'll lose.. n kwick spit with a venomous flow...
Ill be putn Ellen' his hands kwick.. like Dvds of the DeGeneres show...
dude simply takes it up the ass fag we've all had our hunchs...
cuz TypHOE dont write WACK.........he spells it out wit his punchs...
Imma need some white-out...or maybe run spellcheck before you spit...
Cause Typeo consistantly spittin' mistakes...i'm thinkin you be dyslexic!!
Nobody expects much from ya bruh, in fact none at all...
Cuz it'll take ya months of circus acts...for you to stay on the ball...
Kwick, got the city on lock.. yeah I push whips.. your done.. its over son
Cuz we know you drive a car.. just didn't expect you to live in one...

kwick 12...
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Post by Typeo »

you couldn't keep up with me if you were the rabbit
you're as bad as meth habbits, good? not even a tad-bit
death's finger tip, slitting throats with a finger nail clipping
your flow continues to trip, easily flipping your 'ripping'
weak ass bitch, you choke on cocks so you started sipping
kwick? So fast you sploog before the girls hips your gripping
she could be nipping, and you would lose your load
you're such a pathetic excuse of a emcee, not even a femcee's chode
No rain and your shit erodes, pissing your pants like a toad*
I can't even begin to understand your mode applying
you've just joined but your losses are easily multiplying
fuck, if they could just see you in your everyday atire
rhinestone thong, stinking like a myer, its gettin' dire
for you to even understand the fundamentals you require
When at the site of pliers you get scared and prespire
you couldn't get hirer if you hung onto my callus
when all you're trying to grasp onto is my phallus
such a cunt, you have no mallus, not even a runt
you're not even a rug rat, you're not sick even hugging scat
your stats? End up worse than Enron's stock Slant.
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Post by -SoahKGniK- »

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flow=kwick
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Post by ~*Blitz*~ »

ehh my vote goes to Typeo, he came harder had better content and was all around better in this battle but good job to both - it was a good battle

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Post by Typeo »

Thanks for voting Blitz.

2-1
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Post by ~Symbolikull~ »

i agree wit TheOne both verses were wack, but kwick's closer got it for me. neither of you had any real hard hittin punches. yall need to re-evaluate your talents or somethin..

Punches - K
Personals - Neither
Wordplay - neither
Entertainment - K
Structure - Both
Flow - K

vote: kwick

2-2 UppIN
Last edited by ~Symbolikull~ on Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:48 am, edited 1 time in total.
i'll smack yuh with rage i force multis outta my ass to the page
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Post by |.R.SON.aLL.| »

This Battle Was Weak as Fuck ..
i`m Pretty Pissed Off i Even Read it ..
Everythin` Was Tied Up .. Pretty Much ..
Except For Enjoyment ..
i Enjoyed Typeo`s a Lil More ..
i Felt His Verse Was a Lil Bit Better ..
Like an inch ..

Vote - Typeo ..

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Post by Solo »

Kwick Got This real EZ, I dont know what ppl are trippin on..... Ellen (L in) Degeneress line Waz preaty nice, Not that complex but complex, Plus he had the Venomous flow multie to go with it which surpassed any line that Typeo had, He also had the name play on typeo, Not so creative but it waz still there, Typeos verse waz all over the place, It seemd like your wordz were just put together to rhyme, as where Kwickz shit actually flowed and made sence

such a cunt, you have no mallus, not even a runt
you're not even a rug rat, you're not sick even hugging scat
your stats? End up worse than Enron's stock Slant.

^^^ That is some of the most basic rhyming I have seen, No hate on this shit, but it seemz like Kwick is not getting the votez becuz he is a noob, with clearly
He won this battle...

Multiez - K
Flow - K
Wordplay - K
Punches - K
Personalz - Tie

Overall - Kwick
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Post by ~Symbolikull~ »

3-3 UppIN
i'll smack yuh with rage i force multis outta my ass to the page
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Post by Daddy Kwick »

uppin...
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Post by SlickMex »

Multiez - Kwick..
Flow - Kwick..
Wordplay - Kwick..
Punches - Kwick..
Personalz - Same..

Final Vote:Kwick
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Post by Momeijah »

Kwick Came With a Lot Of Disses But They Were Weaker And Less Original Than Typeo's. Not a Really Enjoyable Battle. Seen Better From Typeo... Never Seen Kwick Battle Before Tho Haha.

Punches - Typeo
Personals - Tied
Flow - Typeo
Structure - Tied
Multis - Kwick
Mettas n Similies - Kwick
Entertainment - Typeo

So Yah My Vote is Typeo, 4-3 Uppin
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Post by Daddy Kwick »

4-4...uppin
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Post by Typeo »

I say fuck breaking down into cats, I believe what they said. I don't care in the end who it was voting for.

Fuck your bullshit cats, suck my fucking dick you ignorant shits. That is all, dumb fucks.
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