Domino's ALMOST Back

[Momeijah]

Still Outta Practice But im Writin More Often Now So i Should Be Deadly as Ever in No Time. Just Random Shit i Wrote To Gain Some Momentum.

im Afraid-Of-Meg, The Neighbour's-Pet, That Humps My Amputated-Leg.
That's Been On My Floor Since it Was Mangled By a Falling Crate-Of-Eggs.
i Tried To Tell The Blind Man Next Door, That i Fucking Hated-The-Mutt,
He Told The Slut To Behave, Two Days Later i Find He's Traded-The-Pup.
My Girl Got Rid-Of-Me, i Called Her She Said 'We're History',
That She's Sick-Of-Me, She Beat Me To The Punch, She Was a Bitch-To-Me.
i Was Tryin To Be Nice-And-Shit, She Tells Me That it's Time-To-Quit,
And Dumps Me Cuz My False Teeth Fell into Her Mouth Each Time-We-Kissed.
So i Set To Travel-The-Land, My Car Looks Like it's Been Hit By a Battering-Ram,
i Took My Mp3, Porn, Some Clothes And a Box Full Of Batteries-Man.
Knowing id Forgotten-Shit, i Found When i Had To Stop-n-Piss,
i Had No Toilet Paper, And Public Bathrooms Have a Rotten-Stink.



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[Cee4]

ha ha funny shit man. only you could write this lol You had nice multies, good flow and it was a funny story. Only criticism is you could of made it longer 8/10


my favourite bar- So i Set To Travel-The-Land, My Car Looks Like it's Been Hit By a Battering-Ram,
i Took My Mp3, Porn, Some Clothes And a Box Full Of Batteries-Man.