There's Somethin About Hayley

[Cazmatrolium]

I was out last Friday night grabbin a bite
Somethin caught my eye, a not to shabby sight
It was this chick she was lookin alright
I tell a lie she was lookin fine, i didnt waste no time
I stepped to it like... "Whats up baby" She looked at me crazy
I said "whats da matter you a fine young lady"
"Whats ya name" i said, she said "Hayley"
I asked her if she could slip me her digits, she did it
I belled her da next day i was ready to dig it
We arranged to meet, picked her up from her street
Perfume smellin sweet, 6 inch heels on her feet
We went for a somethin to eat, grabbed a munch
Hit a few bars and got a li'l drunk off Henny and punch
Now im ready to fuck, i suggest my place for coffee
She said "More like you wanna get my knickers off me"
I didnt deny it i said "YES", she put my hand on her breast
I went to slide my hand up her dress but she wouldnt let me caress
"wait until we get back to ya nest before you can get da rest"
Now after her request i was as hard as Anvil
I couldnt wait to get home and give her a piece of my man steel
As soon as we get inside da door, her jacket fell to da floor
Now I knew for sure i was gonna score with this whore
Ive had that feelin ever since i met her last evening
She was gigglin and squealin, got on all four's kneelin
Started suckin on my weena like she was teethin
I was heavy breathin laid back gazin up at da ceilin
But what happened next was quite unappealin, somethin she was concealin
Just as i was thinkin of shit that wouldnt make me bust quick
I reached down to rub on her clit... i couldnt believe this bitch
This fuckin chick had a DICK!

[Omega Bill]

LMAO.

Oh god, loved the endin. Flow was good, imagery was alright. Funny stuff.

You write some fucked up shit homie, lol.

[thaphantom]

Lmao weird ass shit homie...I loved it though that swhit was funny as fuck....hahahaha....