Pissy Drunk

[Cazmatrolium]

I drink get pissed and love it, i get rowdy and tell peeps to shut it
Hit on da barmaids' get slapped and shove it, my attitude is fuck it
An old lady in da park... i mug it, a young girl at a party... i drug it
Da sex tape i made... i snuff it, i get so fucked i run around naked in public
I told ya girl to stop starin at my cock and suck it
Im drunk i need a munch "Now go KFC and get me a 6-piece bargin bucket"
Da dumb bitch came back with a Big Mac and a chicken nugget
I had to slap her with my backhand, i told her i was in a rap band
She said "stop tryin to act like a black man, ya whack man"
I told her "wait till i blow up, my first show any money you show up"
Gave her a pitcher jug of spiked punch told her "drink till you throw up"
She passed out, i tried to have fun but my dick wouldnt get hard and go up
I got a case of brewers droop, time to scoot and jump in my classic coupe
Blast some classic Snoop, whoops i just run over da local Gymnastic group
Time to shoot, i cant get caught im already on my sixth drink/drive charge
I'll drive to da bar it aint too far "what can i get you sir?" "Bacardi... make it large"

[Cee4]

this was ok. not as good as your last one but had some funny shit

[Cazmatrolium]

Uppin for feed.

[MesaR]

lol i liked reading this some shit in there was funny as hell first two bars had me going oooh?!, entertaining drop, sounds like a daring topic to me, lol it was pretty good, deff cracked a grin on my face, good work dude

[precise]

not bad, basic rhymescheme n whatnot, but the story was fairly entertainin, good shit

[|.R.SON.aLL.|]

Yeah it Was Pretty Funny ..
Basic as Hell Tho ..
It Woulda Been Better if U added Punches ..
So You`ll Have Tha Creativity Points in Tha Bag ..
It Flowed Pretty Well ..
But Surprise us One Day ..
Drop a Real Talk Verse ..
Wit a Serious Concept ..