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i Stay Away From The Basement, i Can't Face it And ..||
Last Occassion i Was Raped By an Asian Man ..||
i Donno What His Name is But He Looked Like Jackie Chan ..||
He Said He Was The Devil And He Came From Pakistan ..||
He Called Me a Faggot, Then Beat Me With a Baseball Bat ..||
Left My Face All Bashed, Then Smoked a Case Of Hash ..||
Poisoned With Plastic, The Noise it Was Drastic ..||
COUGH
His Life Flashed Before His Eyes ..||
Back To The Time He Was Born in illinois in an Attic! ..||
Moved To Pakistan, a Crow Pecked Out His Eye at 6 ..||
For Years He Would Defy The Chicks ..||
it's Lucky Since He Couldn't Stand The Sight Of Tits ..||
He Was Beaten For Craving Dick, He Moved Here in 86 ..||
Got a Job, He Used To Babysit This Lady's Kids Till He Gave Em Aids n Ticks ..||
i Think it's Safe To Say im Gnna Miss The Asian Prick! ..||
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i Stay Away From The Basement, i Can't Face it And ..||
Last Occassion i Was Raped By an Asian Man ..||
i Donno What His Name is But He Looked Like Jackie Chan ..||
He Said He Was The Devil And He Came From Pakistan ..||
He Called Me a Faggot, Then Beat Me With a Baseball Bat ..||
Left My Face All Bashed, Then Smoked a Case Of Hash ..||
Poisoned With Plastic, The Noise it Was Drastic ..||
COUGH
His Life Flashed Before His Eyes ..||
Back To The Time He Was Born in illinois in an Attic! ..||
Moved To Pakistan, a Crow Pecked Out His Eye at 6 ..||
For Years He Would Defy The Chicks ..||
it's Lucky Since He Couldn't Stand The Sight Of Tits ..||
He Was Beaten For Craving Dick, He Moved Here in 86 ..||
Got a Job, He Used To Babysit This Lady's Kids Till He Gave Em Aids n Ticks ..||
i Think it's Safe To Say im Gnna Miss The Asian Prick! ..||
http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/why-i ... html#84368
Last edited by Momeijah on Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.


AKA SCOTCH HALL, MOE MEIJER & MOMEIJAH.
Rofl. That was sick, Dom. I'd give you feed, but I can't stop laughing....... Wtf WAS that shit? Amazing key, flow was fire, multies were nuts, and the concept was.... funny. But I'm still trying to figure it out. Regardless, this drop was fire.
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The co-owner of the bar I part-time at is a little Chinese dude who steals money from our registers, then goes and gambles it away at the Casino. Am I wrong for letting this drop "remind" me of him? Fuckin douchebag.

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lmao your crazy man. anyway nice drop. unique as always. flow and multis were straight. nice little story some of it was hilarious
Moved To Pakistan, a Crow Pecked Out His Eye at 6 ..||
For Years He Would Defy The Chicks ..||
it's Lucky Since He Couldn't Stand The Sight Of Tits ..||
He Was Beaten For Craving Dick, He Moved Here in 86 ..||
Got a Job, He Used To Babysit This Lady's Kids Till He Gave Em Aids n Ticks ..||
i Think it's Safe To Say im Gonna Miss The Asian Prick! ..||
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lmao it got funnier a funnier as it went on
Moved To Pakistan, a Crow Pecked Out His Eye at 6 ..||
For Years He Would Defy The Chicks ..||
it's Lucky Since He Couldn't Stand The Sight Of Tits ..||
He Was Beaten For Craving Dick, He Moved Here in 86 ..||
Got a Job, He Used To Babysit This Lady's Kids Till He Gave Em Aids n Ticks ..||
i Think it's Safe To Say im Gonna Miss The Asian Prick! ..||
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lmao it got funnier a funnier as it went on


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This peice only had flow and multies lol?Call me a hater but it wasnt as dope as many people are making it out to be..the story was random and funny but it didnt have anything thats amazing and crazy hard to think of lol?But its a straight free..like I said the flow and multies were on..I could definently see you writing a pretty nasty story and it being a good read..

i Won't Call u a Hater, ill Call u a Misunderstood Gentleman Because i Was Just Writing a Weird Story With Multis Off The Top Of My Head Lol, Not Like i Planned Out a Plot Or Anything i Made it Up as i Went Along So u Are Excused Sir And Thanks For The Feedback.DressToKill wrote:This peice only had flow and multies lol?Call me a hater but it wasnt as dope as many people are making it out to be..the story was random and funny but it didnt have anything thats amazing and crazy hard to think of lol?But its a straight free..like I said the flow and multies were on..I could definently see you writing a pretty nasty story and it being a good read..
Edit: Also Bump.


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funny as hell
but i didnt find it that good
but it was aiight
7/10
wasnt really feelin majourly
keep'em comin
tho
but i didnt find it that good
but it was aiight
7/10
wasnt really feelin majourly
keep'em comin
tho
The Eagerness Is Putrid My Fluids Acid Leaves You Vexed Like Black Holes
Your Inept To Correct Stretched Like Fat Folds Perplexed Like Castro
I'm So Tenacious With Rhymes Sensatious So Patient With Lines
While You Fill Your Writtens With Filler And So Stay Vacant In Mind
I'm Amiable But Too Your Haters I Appease Your Arcane Admissions
Dark Games No Vision Your Avarice Lead To Scarred Shamed Partitions
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Your Inept To Correct Stretched Like Fat Folds Perplexed Like Castro
I'm So Tenacious With Rhymes Sensatious So Patient With Lines
While You Fill Your Writtens With Filler And So Stay Vacant In Mind
I'm Amiable But Too Your Haters I Appease Your Arcane Admissions
Dark Games No Vision Your Avarice Lead To Scarred Shamed Partitions
So Callous In His Candor You Have To Coerce For Neglect
For Worse Or For Best I'm Confidant With A Verse Of Respect
!!ILLEST MINDS!!

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i know i call em crazy raps
The Eagerness Is Putrid My Fluids Acid Leaves You Vexed Like Black Holes
Your Inept To Correct Stretched Like Fat Folds Perplexed Like Castro
I'm So Tenacious With Rhymes Sensatious So Patient With Lines
While You Fill Your Writtens With Filler And So Stay Vacant In Mind
I'm Amiable But Too Your Haters I Appease Your Arcane Admissions
Dark Games No Vision Your Avarice Lead To Scarred Shamed Partitions
So Callous In His Candor You Have To Coerce For Neglect
For Worse Or For Best I'm Confidant With A Verse Of Respect
!!ILLEST MINDS!!
Your Inept To Correct Stretched Like Fat Folds Perplexed Like Castro
I'm So Tenacious With Rhymes Sensatious So Patient With Lines
While You Fill Your Writtens With Filler And So Stay Vacant In Mind
I'm Amiable But Too Your Haters I Appease Your Arcane Admissions
Dark Games No Vision Your Avarice Lead To Scarred Shamed Partitions
So Callous In His Candor You Have To Coerce For Neglect
For Worse Or For Best I'm Confidant With A Verse Of Respect
!!ILLEST MINDS!!

Stay Away From The Basement, i Can't Face it And ..||
Last Occassion i Was Raped By an Asian Man ..||
i Donno What His Name is But He Looked Like Jackie Chan ..||
He Said He Was The Devil And He Came From Pakistan ..||
For Years He Would Defy The Chicks ..||
it's Lucky Since He Couldn't Stand The Sight Of Tits ..||
He Was Beaten For Craving Dick, He Moved Here in 86 ..||
Got a Job, He Used To Babysit This Lady's Kids Till He Gave Em Aids n Ticks ..||
i Think it's Safe To Say im Gnna Miss The Asian Prick! ..||
Favorite Bars ..You Had Nice Flow, And A Nice Little Story Concept Thing ..Over All 7/10.
Last Occassion i Was Raped By an Asian Man ..||
i Donno What His Name is But He Looked Like Jackie Chan ..||
He Said He Was The Devil And He Came From Pakistan ..||
For Years He Would Defy The Chicks ..||
it's Lucky Since He Couldn't Stand The Sight Of Tits ..||
He Was Beaten For Craving Dick, He Moved Here in 86 ..||
Got a Job, He Used To Babysit This Lady's Kids Till He Gave Em Aids n Ticks ..||
i Think it's Safe To Say im Gnna Miss The Asian Prick! ..||
Favorite Bars ..You Had Nice Flow, And A Nice Little Story Concept Thing ..Over All 7/10.
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