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Yo Mamma

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i jus thought we ned sum comedy on the site to lighten the mood


'Yo Mamma Jokes' any you've heard or ya own ya know

Yo Mamma so fat she sat down n got 3 ft taller
Yo mamma been passed around by so many black men her nick name spalding
The Eagerness Is Putrid My Fluids Acid Leaves You Vexed Like Black Holes
Your Inept To Correct Stretched Like Fat Folds Perplexed Like Castro
I'm So Tenacious With Rhymes Sensatious So Patient With Lines
While You Fill Your Writtens With Filler And So Stay Vacant In Mind
I'm Amiable But Too Your Haters I Appease Your Arcane Admissions
Dark Games No Vision Your Avarice Lead To Scarred Shamed Partitions
So Callous In His Candor You Have To Coerce For Neglect
For Worse Or For Best I'm Confidant With A Verse Of Respect

!!ILLEST MINDS!!
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ill Shove My Fucking Fist in ur Ass.
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AKA SCOTCH HALL, MOE MEIJER & MOMEIJAH.
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Post by 8th »

^HAHAHAH


No "yo mamma" jokes. How bout rape jokes? That would be hilarious!


And this site doesnt need comedy. Theres a site for that already:

www.sketchypremise.com
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Post by - Mutual - »

shit i carry wit this anyway

dom wot the fuck crawled up ya ass n died lol
The Eagerness Is Putrid My Fluids Acid Leaves You Vexed Like Black Holes
Your Inept To Correct Stretched Like Fat Folds Perplexed Like Castro
I'm So Tenacious With Rhymes Sensatious So Patient With Lines
While You Fill Your Writtens With Filler And So Stay Vacant In Mind
I'm Amiable But Too Your Haters I Appease Your Arcane Admissions
Dark Games No Vision Your Avarice Lead To Scarred Shamed Partitions
So Callous In His Candor You Have To Coerce For Neglect
For Worse Or For Best I'm Confidant With A Verse Of Respect

!!ILLEST MINDS!!
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Post by sickest chick in the game »

soory
i cant think of one
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Post by MesaR »

lol i am the current yo mama joker champion sers.haha.
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..Fuck that gay shit you say on a beat..
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Post by Subsist »

yo mama looks like 8th
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