How would you describe God to me if I were an alien

[complexity]

I don't know, if this particular phrasing has been used before but the question is simple.

How would you describe God to me if I were an alien?

[Kurse]

1 word: Kurse

[Momeijah]

1 word: Kurse

Beat Me To it.

id Say God is a Fictional Symbol That Weak People Rely On To Solve Their Problems instead Of Taking The Responsibility For Themselves?

[8th]

^LOL. Your like a movie character of a rebellious teenager.


You tell em.

[Momeijah]

Lmao.

[- Mutual -]

i do agree wit dom tho so there ya have it

[Glamtrash]

God was invented so that people had something to look forward to after death. Also so they had someone to tell all the dirty nasty sinful shit they did so they can be forgiven and fuck up even worse the next week. And, religious people are fuckin weird, you wanna become one of these fuckin' creepers?

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This is how Jesus taught the Christians to rock the fuck out. And if God's supposed to be Jesus' dad -- how fucked up do ya figure he is?

[Haz]

I'd Describe Dood as..

a Force..
As a Way To Tame People...
A Motivator..

[Subsist]

what would happen if god made us but never told us he was there?

[- Mutual -]

that wud be stupid and wud cause wars

















wait a minuite...

[Lawgix]

God was invented so that people had something to look forward to after death. Also so they had someone to tell all the dirty nasty sinful shit they did so they can be forgiven and fuck up even worse the next week. And, religious people are fuckin weird, you wanna become one of these fuckin' creepers?

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This is how Jesus taught the Christians to rock the fuck out. And if God's supposed to be Jesus' dad -- how fucked up do ya figure he is?

wtf?!?!?!?!?!? i figured he'd set the fuckin guitar on fire or bite the head off a fuckin bat or even trash the fuckin stage or some shit...

[Glamtrash]

See my point?

[Miilz]

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[Cee4]

God is fictional character from an old novel called the Bible. He can have children without fucking. He appreciates his followers generosity when parting with their hard earned cash. He likes his followers to put their hands together, close their eyes and chant to him occasionally. He likes the brown followers to grow beards and roll around on a furry carpet 5 times a day. He asks chosen brown followers to blow them self up and will reward them with a shit load of virgins. God has a lot of bitches around his house. He's like Hugh Heffner but one and a half years older. He also likes a bit of gardening like most old people do. He grows plants such as cannabis, coca and opium but their just for decoration or his own personal use as he has warned against using them. He had a child called Jesus who was a popular member of the gay community and he was followed around by strange men called disciples. His son was executed because the locals eventually got sick of his magic tricks and his entourage would get rowdy after his shows. Gods arch enemy is called the Devil. The Devil is like a young offenders institute as he takes all Gods bad children into care as God is too busy using his special powers to spy on people having sex to be bothered dealing with his wayward children.

[Glamtrash]