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Alpha Bill vs I !LL Bitch

Post by Omega Bill »

8 bars.

Cats:
Punches
Personals
Flow
Multies
Wordplay
Entertainment

No flipping/biting/recycling

Verses due one week after both checks.

This is my check. Good luck.
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[font=Comic Sans MS]Blast you boo, outlast your slew of trash and goo
R.I.P. accepted you, but only because I left the crew!

I'ma flip da kill switch on this ill bitch, how you gonna KILL BILL
When the thought of fuckin you makes my dick still itch!

Ill leave your medulla mushy, and leave this fighter gushy
Only time someones mentions "ILY" is if its gettin cyber pussy!

Ya lyrics are shit miss, witness the slaya murkin a hater
Judgin from ya avy, bitch, u a fuckin Princess Leia impersonator!

Must trust that Im better have u turn to dust like ya sand-made
Cuz you a gangsta bitch wit a pancakse ass with bra's made by Band-Aid!

I fucking slap herbs, ya bars long as fuck but full of jacked words
This bitch just pissed cause all of fucking Green Bay "Packed-her"

Havent dropped a script yet only leavein feed on some days
Gettin ideas from pieces cuz ur only lyrics r gun play n cum spray!

Quit textin n work the corner cuz after this Imma leave ya winnings hurt
Wit a halter shirt, gotta wear pants cuz ya dick keeps fallin out ya mini skirt![/font]

"ILY" - "I love you"
IP says shes from Wisconsin, Green Bay Packers
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1 !LL B!tch
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Post by 1 !LL B!tch »

[font=Microsoft Sans Serif]Loooook... Another "Girl Joke" rapper *Sigh*


R.I.P.


VET? Fuck His Dim Past, I'll "Boot A`Head Wild" Without Braggin` Bout The Skulls My Pink Tims Bash!!
I Was Sent Here To Trim Trash, The Hype Over Ya Return Swiftly Flip To Ya Recommended Diet... SLIM . FAST!!!

So Start Sweatin` Like Gym Class!!!!!!!

Classic When Rhymes Get Blasted In Time, Left B's Image With A Blood Red Tint But Not Ya Graphic Design!!
Tragic In Lines, He The FATest It's Fine, Only Way This 'Pig Close To On Point' Is Puttin` Cactus Wit Swine!!!

Rubble You Free Aint Trouble To Me, Ya 'Runnin`Back Pissed' Like Football Players Who Huddle To Pee!!
Puzzled To See I Muzzle You "B"! Boys Know I'm !LL So Go SCream & "Warna` Brotha`" When You See 'W.B.'!!!

Put A Cock In His Friends Buns, Punches Rockin` His Chin Some, Opposite Hip-Hop Death I'm Droppin` His Thin Puns!!
I'm Popin` If Men Dumb, Then Coppin` This Win Son, Like Personal Bankers I'll Be Watchin` His End`Come!!!

Slayin` Fools, Work Shop Clean Up... Sprayin` Tools! In Blood Like Relaxin` Swim Parties He Lay In Pools!!
You Can Leave Or Just Stay & Lose, But Get Out My Way & Move! Push 'Bills Behind' Like I Aint Payin` Dues!!

My Artilery Stand, You Aint Killin` Me Fam, Bet People Vote Bill Off His Term Like Hilary's Man!!
Aint Feelin` Me? Damn! Not Bustin`, Ya Guns Really Be Jammed, I 'Take Ya Chance At Life' Like Fertility Scams!!!

Awww Quit, Ashamed To Be Facein` A Small Dick, Hit Em' Wit Raw Spits, Is "HE" What Illestlyrics Call Sick???
Lil` Boy... Sprawl Quick, A B!tch Make Ya Look Like Dog Shit, I'll Be Hittin` Ya Post Like The Traffic Blogs Get!!

Take Out His Legs The Torso Run Stray, I Don't Force No Gun Play, Make This Cat Walk Like Whores On Runways!!
SHOT!! Before Yo Gun Spray, Come Str8? He More So Come Gay, Cuz I'll Have Wild B. Back`in Retirement Like 4O1K!!!

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Really? Lol, Men.
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Post by 1 !LL B!tch »

Please Vote :)
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Post by Ambiguous Realm »

Punches:ill bitch
Personals:bill
Flow:ill bitch
Multies:ill bitch
Wordplay:ill bitch
Entertainment:bill (the personals were funny)

vote:ill bitch

her punches were harder, and kept a nice steady flow of multies
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Post by eMCee Havic »

Entertainment-bill
Wordplay-ill
Punches-ill
Personals-bill
Flow-ill
Multies-ill

over all vote- ill bitch

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Post by 1 !LL B!tch »

Wow! We got some votes, yay!
Bring em` in boys & girls!
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Post by Brah-Vo »

Punches: ILL
Personals: Bill
Flow: ILL
Multies: ILL
Wordplay: ILL
Entertainment : Bill (that dick out of short skirt line was just lmaooo)

Vote: ILL
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Post by Ambiguous Realm »

lol weird..first time i really seen all voters vote on the same categories the same way... n e ways 3-0 illbitch wins by k.o.

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