Babbling Again

[Momeijah]

I don't even know, so don't ask.


I got a bruise on my ass that my principal gave me
'Let's roleplay, take me home and enslave me baby,
Rape me, push my face into the crazy paving'
The day was amazing till she gave me scabies
I'm prayin that I ain't got aids or rabies
I'm covered in sores now and my balls are inflating
Like South Park I tried sitting on the things
But it hurt and I just started vomiting
Now my doctor's wanting me to make him money
I'm like 'what bitch u think my fuckin aches are funny ?'
'I'll fuck ur wife then spit in ur coffee,
I'm outta here asshole take that stethoscope off me !'
The fuckin driver wouldn't even let me on the bus
'There's kids on here, and ur balls offend all of us'
So I walked in the rain, the shit was pourin
Nuts so big I bought a seperate raincoat for em
Then one day I cut em off while out my head on meth
I took a fuckin seizure and nearly bled to death
For a second I was glad that I lost the weight of em
Till my dog came, picked em up and ran away with em
My estrogen levels rose now my face had no hair
And a pair of E cup titties just sprung outta nowhere
Now I cry at chick flicks, and lust for Slick Rick
I wanna lick his fuckin dick while getting fucked by Trick Trick
This shit's sick !

[IntrinsicCadence]

Crazy. One of the only drops I've read that actually made me unexpectedly LOL. The flow was super ill. The content is what inspired the word 'crazy'. Enjoyable read though, hope u keep droppin' shit, everything I've read from u is off-the-wall and well worth reading.

[Kau the Lion]

Caught me off guard with this one. Def had a few "LOL" moments.

The fuckin driver wouldn't even let me on the bus
'There's kids on here, and ur balls offend all of us'
So I walked in the rain, the shit was pourin
Nuts so big I bought a seperate raincoat for em

For a second I was glad that I lost the weight of em
Till my dog came, picked em up and ran away with em

Had me laughing!

Wouldn't mind reading another drop like this. Might even inspire me to write my own.

[Kuhlerblynd]

Yeah, this caught me off guard as well, and to be frank, though I'm not Frank, this piece left me with a WTF mindframe at the end of it. I laughed out loud a few times, just at the thoughts you put down for us, and the flow was on point. Nothing really wrong with this, other than the shock value being a little 'weird' lol. Good drop though fam. One.

[Orfadox]

3 words to describe this....WHAT THE FUCK...had me laughing all the way through

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