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I'm not joshing around, shit's serious...

Post by Kuhlerblynd »

I replied to Open Waters by Riggz and Hazard's Shattered?? by Haz...

Im done monkeying around with you... Get in the ring, fucking sissy...

I've seen your past battles, dude's left you half rattled, so you left the text scene
Pissing the bed again are we? And beating Murk? Sounds like the epitomy of a wet dream!
Bitch, keep on steppin or Ill keep my Wesson stressing ya spine til my heat's a blessin
What kinda faggot writes my bars hard bodied so ya better start flexin//ya ass hole loose keep on stretchin//
Who you bestin? Not Murk, get with the audio, I'ma work this faggot out like cardio
Collectively Ill! Aren't we though? When someone like this bringin punches that a hardly dope
Punch wise you more Universal than the recording company, you starvin for attention, Im hungary
Yezzir might be TheOneYouHate, but fact remains, Illest's elite are surely loving me
Sports fan, Im taking your bets, replacing your debt with a tech aimed for your neck
Only way you won that battle with Cee 4 is cuz it wasn't placed in your chest
Your verses more than half assed, you pass gas thru peeps like Jack and his E-Mak cats
But it was a member of my crew, the Lion, that carried your ass thru that last tag match
Since I've been here, I've rattled the best, saddle in check, riding while you hidin, paddle is next
Cuz Im going to spank this fucking bitch, whether or not he'll fucking battle in text
Punk bitch, hating on me suddenly, like you ain't following Murk or loving me
I probably have a hug in me, but wouldnt give it to ANY BITCH that speaks with a tongue in cheek
You ever done work with plastic? JJ, I'll bury your ass then turn the casket
You took the words out of my mouth when you said
Cuz I aint gonna battle but, I'll MURK this faggot.
But you wont battle, cuz you don't win against the vets like dogs put in submission
All those bars he buried you under, it's like the return of Arv, put you in prison
Make an audio with lies, I like how you think about me daily, you gay freak, HATE ME
But then the tables would be turned, and I would be TheOneYouHate, it sounds a little crazy
Shady... It's not the word for someone to be gone two months then show up riding Jack's dick
Even if he sold that shit as a dildo, I know this pie hoe would be quick to jack it
Wear a jacket, M.Jackson? Match it, surpass this, drastic when you tried to combat this
I'll make you the donkey of Illest, tho you'll try to be a GOAT with your ass spits
One side you, I dont even like you, blow your ass up more than rice do, soft like a pie, dude
Make this audio, only time someone hearing SHIT from JOSHUA is if they religious, pulling out the Bible...


Something to give you some fire fag. Answer my call out or be known as the bitch of Illest. Everyone BUT you will man up, standing in the corner, like you in handcuffs, but claimin 'This man's tough!!!'... Then get in the ring and show me, bitch...

Expos for those that don't know
- title, joshing mean joking around, josh is his name
- (Arv)incible beat his ass in two battles, if Im not mistaken
- rode the dick of Jack in his latest disses on me and my crew
- alias' are The One You Hate, JJ, and Yezzir
- making an audio against me cuz he knows I cant make audios right now, yet he will not accept my battle call out
- the lines I said that he said, he actually did, AND I can link anyone that wants to read the shit themselves


Go ahead and leave feed hating on my drop too. Im not mad, I know you're going to, but there's more, and better, where that came from, fucker. Accept the call out and quit being a bitch. You started it, finish it, or stfu.
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Re: I'm not joshing around, shit's serious...

Post by Quix »

haha @ the line forcing comment.


he's not going to like that ... :)





Your verses more than half assed, you pass gas thru peeps like Jack and his E-Mak cats
But it was a member of my crew, the Lion, that carried your ass thru that last tag match


liked that ^^


Punk bitch, hating on me suddenly, like you ain't following Murk or loving me
I probably have a hug in me, but wouldnt give it to ANY BITCH that speaks with a tongue in cheek


meh not bad .. would be better if you didn't re-use "loving me" but nice concept



Shady... It's not the word for someone to be gone two months then show up riding Jack's dick
Even if he sold that shit as a dildo, I know this pie hoe would be quick to jack it


huh?? wuts a "pie ho" lol sounds made up to me! And hella forced!


Who you bestin? Not Murk, get with the audio, I'ma work this faggot out like cardio
Collectively Ill! Aren't we though? When someone like this bringin punches that a hardly dope


liked this ^ flowed nice decent punch





dEf. not your best murk, seen much better directed towards me and my crew!

bump for murk



waiting on Yezzir's response :)
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Re: I'm not joshing around, shit's serious...

Post by Kuhlerblynd »

A pie hoe is slang for a soft bitch around my way, but I can see how some of these multi's could seem a little forced. Really just keyed this up kinda quick, didnt put too much time into it, and didnt revise it.

Thanks for the feed. Uppin'.

-- Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:25 pm --

Lol @ try not to force rhymes so hard... IMO only a couple of those multi's could be considered forced, but everyone has their opinion...
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