Slicka vs. Punchd Drunk (PD Wins KO)

[Alvin]

Clash of the audio head in a topical bitches.




Topic!!
(Thanks to Murk's contribution)


Due 3 days after last check in
10 Bar MAX
Cats:
Creativity
Relevance
Complexity
Flow
Overall Enjoyment

Check my fellow homosapiens. Im bringing it straight to Grandma.

[Slicka]

CHECKIN IN. SO THE TOPICS ABOUT GRANDMA?? Lol

-- Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:53 am --

alright i used the chorus to bring me in so don't use that for part the voting lyrics are as follows
I see you murk nasty ima about to murk it nasty/
you want us to use ya fuckin name so you can jack off in fantasy/
so get down on ya knees we know your sucking on complexity/
you got those homo thoughts but in this topic your not fucking me/
you need some attention cuz you never spit a verse/
you think you got a flow cuz you can write a couple words?
well dawg thats where your hurt took illest from bar to worst/
ya contribution is weak your what you eat....pussy/
what do you do besides bitch in every thread/
im the best rapper period dawg you bleedin red/(female bitch in heat-dog)
tired of hearin all that shit we know your wishin you was spittin/
only time you comin hard is when ya gay fling is finished/
i won't rap about a dude let alone this faggot fool/
murk im sorry you gettin schooled its cool class if full/
this is one for the chambers hall of fame classical/
move this battle you stupid queer take ya finger out ya asshole/

[Alvin]

(I think Slicka got confused)

...My Marathon Runner...

yo, she has those kicks to flip the mental trap
No marker or arrow can map where this woman's been at//
the way she glides in waist highs, flies by the pasty guys
grey hair black high lights, to match the soulful eyes//
grandmas a pimp, in flats and ty dye, splits sky high
lips meant fo' no guy but I, my... marathon runner//


Knee caps carbon steel, ankles concrete to never fail
only obstacle are her optical's, hop-able if in brail//
fuck the personal appeal, she on heavy rotation-bicycle wheel
punctual performance gets to the point with an elephant heel//
they snappin perfect pictures to define when "real recon's real"
eyeballs meet lemon peel, shes my... marathon runner//


Shes the legs to the table i want to eat off
certainly angel pussy id love to breathe on//
shes my fitted sheet, and I'm incomplete off
best part about it? chick guarantees no teeth on//
my baddest bitch, fresher than Pringles when you pop the lid
bet ya Ludas pissed that his cant do splits like mines just did\\
haha, my marathon runner!



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[Slicka]

lmao my bad punched and nah i was high fammmmm.......don't really know what the fuck i was thinking...........you can count this as ya win jus for the time being wasted or what not and we can do a topical about something else lmao.....my fault

[king nep]

slicka im not gonna break this down its an obvious beat catsweep punch

mvgt punch

[Alvin]

lol, Thanks for the vote nep. I guess Mods, close and update? Let me know about the rematch slicka (and whether its going to be audio or txt lol).

[Kuhlerblynd]

I'm on my phone but I'll close this later if it hasn't been done...

Punch, you came with some pretty creative shit. I'm impressed, to say the least. I'm glad you stuck with the topic...

Slicka, damn man, thats how you feel? Lol I cant believe you thought the topic was to diss me. Normally I would fire back, but this is a clear misunderstanding, and I'm sure it's embarassing enough lol. Its all good man.

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[Alvin]

Thanks murk, care to elaborate? Its the first time I went about things in this manner, battling and all.. Appreciate it.

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-- Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:00 pm --

Seriously, someone please fucking close and update, or grant me the power to close update and move it and ill do this one and others dashnabbit.

[Noctoural88]

punched drunk... slicka hardly even rhymed