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Illest Podcast # 5

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KURSE, SEXY MICHELLE & SWEET JOE

What the fuck we cover this week:

BRITTNEY SPEARS DOME, BABY DICKS, CHUCK NORRIS OWNS CNN?, ILLEST LYRICS AUDIO CHALLENGE, FEMALE FIASCO MENTIONS SALMON, WHERE THE FUCK DID VIRAL GO?, COMPLEX RELATED TO K-FED?, AUSTRAILIAN SHAMPOO, SEX TALK WEEK WITH KURSE, SEXY MICHELLE & SWEET JOE, VIRAL GIVES BRITTNEY SPEARS CANCER & KURSE & MICHELLE REALLY NEED CHINESE FOOD!!! ANOTHER POINTLESS SHOW BROUGHT TO YOU BY A.M.E.

FAVORITE QUOTE FROM THIS WEEKS SHOW:

"I'm gonna flick this bottle in it's peckerrrrrrr"
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this is a great podcast... sexy michelle i'd like to know whats the strangest position that u've ever done? n have u ever messed with a girl? NO LIES lol neways sweet joe hahahaha ur story was great! omg u saved ur own ass on that shit... n on the enlarge ur dick comment GERMAN PENIS PUMP!!! lol newayz yes kurse i love boobs!!!! thats what i first look at on a girl... n ass is second... N YES A SEXY ASS WALK KILLS ME!!!!! neways its her hips... so PEACE!!!!
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YAY my shout out!
u came unprepared for my aussie jokes! but i warned u!!
YAY a convertable kangaroo lmao u rule kurse
and sweet joe jus wash ur hair regularly hunny lmao
and u all say aussie funny i should teach u to say it properly
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ the steve irwin impression RIP assholes
and kurse keep using the aussie shampoo so u can think of me ;)
lmao@ that sex talk
nice podcast!! <3
shalashaska more aussie jokes next time plz? thankuu
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LMAOO..YOO THIS WAS GOOD SHIT...HAHAHA..n i look 4 eyes first then ass then lips on'a girl Yup Yup..but yo good story from that joe dude n sexy michelle lol well stay bein sexy nice podcast pplz it was funny...-1-
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Lmao @ The Steve irwin impressions, Yah i Liked This 1 Better Than The Last id Say Lol. Keep The Chuck Norris Jokes Comin!!! And Viral Smoke Weed 1st But Still Arrive On Time Lol. And Yes We Love Sexy Michelle, G'Bye
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Post by ~*Blitz*~ »

lmfao the steve irwin shit was funny...and the whole thing was funny and i want a shout out damnit!! Viral you suck for not being there!!


Anyway this shit was funny and awesome as usual..mad propz!! Whens Sexy Michelle joining illest?!

You guys are the greatest btw!!
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aight aight. i will come prepared with the aussie jokes for the next podcast. sorry sam.
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by the way...if anyone has a father walk in on you boinkin there daughter...and you arent lucky...lie your ass off or run BITCH!...i seriously thought my dick was gonna be cut the fuck off.



by the way....my hair is still stuck in a mowhawk despite a shower....damn good aussie!
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damn i liked dis but not as much as the very first one!
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I liked this podcast the most out of all the other ones, it was funny and it wasnt crowded with people yellin shit and it had some real interesting topics , and it was funny.. again.
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dayum skull, whats with seperoth <---cant spell it
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whens the next podcast?!
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iuno but be on the look out for Illest Radio!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by *.HarleQuin.* »

lmao yeah i know this old...but i decided id actually listen to some of the radios
the aussie jokes were hilarious lmao and id ont even know why i sed salmon but i wanna know
why that chick was thinking about my pussy...WEIRD anyway this was funny ...im gonna go listen to the rest = )
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